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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 12h
My plane is delayed three hours, so I'm tipsy and slightly high at DIA #HAILBLUCIFER 🐴
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 13h
@figgityfigs.bsky.social DESTROYED
Clickhole meme with photo of Willem Dafoe

"I'm tired of all these DSA libs acting like he's out only hope. He's all washed up. Move on."

-Willem Dafoe, On Bluey
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16h
after ethical questions were raised, I have ceased instructing Claude to infinitely reread READY PLAYER ONE.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sam Neill chewing up the scenery as the literal antichrist and I am enjoying it
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SECDEF: can you make it like if Dr. Seuss was an incel HIGH T STAFFERS: say no more boss man
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading a Private Letter Ruling denying tax-exemption to an organization that does ayahuasca ceremonies outside the US. I guess using a Schedule I drug is a dealbreaker
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me walking up to a minotaur the first time in Nethack, thinking I'm invincible
Photo of Sen. Schmitt, thinking he's laid a trap for Jack Smith, shortly before learning he mixed up the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally figured out why Katie Britt is so familiar! www.nbcnewyork.com/news/busines...
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Biden rebutter Sen. Britt blasted for recycling 20-year-old sex traffic story to attack border policy
Karla Jacinto Romero experienced sex trafficking in Mexico from 2004 to 2008, twenty years before Biden took executive office.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really should not order this Burial flight jacket from Hyperdub, but I want it so muuuuuuuch
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me: wtf are you talking about *likes reply*
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, AGI the director, not adjusted gross income
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Talking about why Rahm Emanuel is a bad candidate on the merits and actually going into his record is giving way too much credit to Rahm Emanuel. When your 5 year old says he's going to drive a car to Saturn you don't explain why cars can't achieve space travel. You say "cool, sounds fun!"
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have 10 seconds to authenticate your account you have 5 seconds to authenticate your account has been impounded your account has been crushed into a cube you have 10 seconds to authenticate your cube
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am all about this glowing pink phone in Spontaneous Combustion (1989, dir. Hooper)
Blonde woman in pink sweater holding a glowing pink light up phone
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Muscular Christianity ad, but the names have been replaced with the funny ones from that Japanese baseball video game
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
i feel like everyone is being quite unreasonable toward zendaya’s character in THE DRAMA
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never heard of this Quatermass dude, but let's see how he handles this pit
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out on the road today I saw a Trump/Vance sticker on a cybertruck A little voice inside my head “Man, what the fuck I guess divorced life sucks”
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in a local facebook group, I got to read a post of people arguing about a fast worker with a swastika tattoo. Nazi apologists (and even a holocaust denier) on one side and an Islamophobic MAGA person on the other All I'm saying is that, for all of bsky's faults, it could be so much worse
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
A tab in a browser that reads “what is a THOT?”

(also, people looking up how to say “erminie,” “spricht Deutsch,” and “caramel,” but those aren’t as funny)
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, striding into the offices of the Los Angeles Times, slapping a computer printout down on the editor-in-chief's desk like it's 2003: There it is. The Jeffsposé.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TV show detectives: Why on earth would a death cult be hoarding rye flour??? Me, who once saw an episode of House: I know why
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
”Frodo did not offer her tea.”
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Kendrick Lamar Singing at Super Bowl Halftime Show
Alt: Kendrick Lamar Singing at Super Bowl Halftime Show
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People in movies and on TV always have tons of hat boxes in their closets. I have never once had one in my possession
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out Harrison Bergeron over here
Please…celebrate your mediocrity and make lame excuses for making lame excuses. 

Your mom will be in shortly with your sammy.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New discourse: is Jack Reacher canceled for not being registered to vote?
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"But this letter says it was from the US government." Yeah, so do a lot of letters (including ones that are not from the US government).
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enough! Lol
Muted the word transplant in text and tags
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RFK Jr looking like an Aphex Twin video about Tony Blair
Garish and creepy gold art of RFK Jr
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ahhhhhh, that's the stuff
Blocksky blocking 10,903 users
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today I learned on bsky that a random green party account represents the Democratic Party, but the Green Party is not represented by its former presidential nominee
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who will show more commitment to, and solidarity in support of, First Amendment values: members of the White House Correspondents Association, or opening acts for Ed Sheeran?
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got a push poll last night from the Constitution Party candidate running against the mainstream republican. I think the surveyor could hear me laughing while saying that (Republican candidate)'s support for abortion would make me more likely to vote for him
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bouie committed the crime of Punditing While Black
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
imagine a world where voters internalized that going around smashing shit up and starting wars for no reason was just what republicans *did*
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You don't get to spend a year making hackish arguments on behalf of whatever happens to be the administration's position and then pretend to be a serious scholar again as if nothing happened
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cool

[First Name], we've received your repayment plan application.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching Jaws 3-D and love the title credit saying "suggested by the novel Jaws"
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking younger child to their first big concert. Got a hoodie and chocolate ice cream. So excited
Denver ball arena. Screens say Weezer, the Gathering
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 16/09/2026
Everything's falling into place
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Listening to my favorite kind of deposition, where a lawyer charges by the hour to learn from the witness how basic estate planning works
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎉
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Room (2003)
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2029 NLRB setting life time exposure to fox news would fix this
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is going to lead to extremely stupid places. Trump can't overthrow an electoral wave this massive but he can most certainly break his own legitimacy trying to. And cause plenty of chaos both along the way and afterward. He was always going to try shit like this. It's *why* he's illegitimate.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway something that still bothers me is how the people who are/were loudest about Never Forgetting are often people who actively hate New York City and New Yorkers and spend the other 364 days of the year fighting against everything the city stands for
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have waited so long for someone in a movie or TV show to use moveable library stacks as a weapon. Finally
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