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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 5h
So he's Temu Jigsaw
Luckey wrote that he wants to keep tinkering. “I have plans for an anti-tamper mechanism that, like the NerveGear, will make it impossible to remove or destroy the headset,” he said. “Even so, there are a huge variety of failures that could occur and kill the user at the wrong time. This is why I have not worked up the balls to actually use it myself.”
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The first two paragraphs
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is begging for resources, and setting a hard deadline for donors to give $17 million in order to compete in a handful of districts that Republicans carried easily in 2024.

DCCC Executive Director Julie Merz said the committee needs the cash influx by Oct. 22 in order to “to take advantage of the opportunities we have” outside of the core battlefield, according to a memo shared with donors on Friday and obtained by POLITICO.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is not a plight
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is begging for resources, and setting a hard deadline for donors to give $17 million in order to compete in a handful of districts that Republicans carried easily in 2024.

DCCC Executive Director Julie Merz said the committee needs the cash influx by Oct. 22 in order to “to take advantage of the opportunities we have” outside of the core battlefield, according to a memo shared with donors on Friday and obtained by POLITICO.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I managed to get past the paywall. This was not the consensus at the time, which he acknowledges, and is also not what ended up happening
Our first major test in the art of strategic retreat comes in a few weeks, as the Trump administration must get a budget passed that raises the debt ceiling. There are deep internal Republican divides over the budget: Republicans don’t know what they want to include, they don’t agree on an agenda, and they do not have a clear path forward. Mr. Trump has asked for an abolishment of the debt ceiling. The speaker of the House, his close ally, has yet to definitively support him on it.

Already, many Democrats across the party are itching at their seams for a showdown. Instead of gearing up to fight them — as we love to do — the most radical thing we can do is nothing at all. Let the Republicans disagree with themselves publicly. Do not offer a single vote. Do not insert yourself into the discourse. Do not throw a monkey wrench into the equation. Simply step away and let them flirt with a default
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@figgityfigs.bsky.social DESTROYED
Clickhole meme with photo of Willem Dafoe

"I'm tired of all these DSA libs acting like he's out only hope. He's all washed up. Move on."

-Willem Dafoe, On Bluey
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me walking up to a minotaur the first time in Nethack, thinking I'm invincible
Photo of Sen. Schmitt, thinking he's laid a trap for Jack Smith, shortly before learning he mixed up the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am all about this glowing pink phone in Spontaneous Combustion (1989, dir. Hooper)
Blonde woman in pink sweater holding a glowing pink light up phone
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Muscular Christianity ad, but the names have been replaced with the funny ones from that Japanese baseball video game
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out Harrison Bergeron over here
Please…celebrate your mediocrity and make lame excuses for making lame excuses. 

Your mom will be in shortly with your sammy.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, it could happen
McWorld ad from the 90s
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enough! Lol
Muted the word transplant in text and tags
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Canadian who really understands the US political system
Can you please stop posting on here until you’ve actually done something to try and prevent this from happening again? How do you plan to mobilize taxpayer funded resources to address this? Take action now. Don’t sleep. Don’t leave the capitol until you have something to report on. Please, man.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RFK Jr looking like an Aphex Twin video about Tony Blair
Garish and creepy gold art of RFK Jr
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ewww
The second woman then spit it into a man’s mouth and, the Daily Mail reports, he spit it into a fourth person’s mouth before he threw up on the floor.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ahhhhhh, that's the stuff
Blocksky blocking 10,903 users
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dynasty style: Denver
Denver Skyline
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Consider this: mystery colors. Like the Pop Secret popcorn from the early 90s where you didn't know if your popcorn would be red, blue, or green until you took it out of the microwave
Ad for pop qwiz color popcorn. "Pop Qwiz pops in sex different colors! The big question is: what'll pop up next?" Multi colored popcorn kernels around the text
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cool

[First Name], we've received your repayment plan application.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking younger child to their first big concert. Got a hoodie and chocolate ice cream. So excited
Denver ball arena. Screens say Weezer, the Gathering
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks, Wikipedia
The Gungans reproduce sexually;[citation needed]
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Footnote where someone cites Ted Kaczynski for a math thing and the footnote says "Better known for other work"
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I click the "Repayment Options" link on the student loan website (thanks to Republicans killing the SAVE plan) Kind of sums up my feelings for the past two years
404 with a frowney face for the 0
Sorry, we can't find the page you're looking for. The page doesn't exist, has been removed, or is currently unavailable.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That person's house:
Garfield house from ITYSL sketch where an intervention is being held in a living room decked out with Garfield themed sofas, chairs, rugs, walls, lamps, etc
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lol
One attendee shouted: "Play some music!" Others in the crowd were loving it. Burnley kept going, telling the audience to wait for his new update to drop before downloading the mod.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
-Local man in Facebook group, unprompted
Screenshot of Facebook comment: "And people knowing the difference between hebephiles and pedophiles. Look it up people. Throwing around those terms randomly might cost you a slander or libel civil lawsuit."
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watching this Lucky show on Apple and enjoyed this line
Somewhat older woman in sunglasses talking on a cell phone. She says, "Dutch, I don't have time for your cowboy haikus right now"
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is deranged
Two of the words the man correctly identified were “colonel” and “regime”, which, to one user, was evidence of a red flag: “he’s obviously a Republican”. (Maybe he just has an interest in military history, a time-honored hobby of boyfriends everywhere.) Regardless of political affiliation, it seemed fair game to dunk on Mr Foo-chia. One final quip from a viewer: “He’d be so upset if he could read these comments.”
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This checks out for me
What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Kansas.

What do you call the little gray creature (that looks like an insect but is actually a crustacean) that rolls up into a ball when you touch it?
roly poly
What do you call the miniature lobster that one finds in lakes and streams for example (a crustacean of the family Astacidae)?
crawdad
What term do you use to refer to something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?
catty-corner
Which of these terms do you prefer for a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.?
garage sale
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ding ding
If i were a betting woman i might even guess which blsky golden boy stanciled in a request for his friends in moderation to do this
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
Cover of the Swamp Dogg Rat On! album. Swamp Dogg is riding a giant rat
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your mentions
Guy from the Princess Bride movie when he says "prepare to die"
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense
Mtsw says "don't take my word for it watch the entire segment"
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tim from I Think You Should Leave looking out of his mind. He says You gotta believe.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still looks right on Google. Wonder if they will embarass themselves again
Screenshot of map of Lake Ontario with the correct label
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You can just call it a state, politico
Even Virginia, considered the world’s data center capital, this year slapped a consumption tax on their energy usage to break a budget stalemate in a Democratic-trifecta commonwealth.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My child made me take a photo when we saw it in July
Photo of Hello Kitty spam on supermarket shelf
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This was her entire pitch to be governor. Every sign had "Trump Endorsed!" at the top What are her policy priorities? Beats me
Degenfelder website advertising Trump endorsement
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was already getting Succession vibes from this
A woman with long dark hair and bangs wearing nice clothes and a necklace. 

Kerry Castellabate is the secretary and later mistress of Logan Roy. She is portrayed by Zoë Winters.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's okay, everyone. They've got a solution to Russian imperialism
Pixel diplomat unit from the first Civilization game
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Their Filthy Fifteen feels so quaint now
	Artist	Song title	Lyrical content
1	Prince	"Darling Nikki"	Sex/masturbation
2	Sheena Easton	"Sugar Walls"	Sex
3	Judas Priest	"Eat Me Alive"	Sex/violence
4	Vanity	"Strap On 'Robbie Baby'"	Sex
5	Mötley Crüe	"Bastard"	Violence/language
6	AC/DC	"Let Me Put My Love into You"	Sex
7	Twisted Sister	"We're Not Gonna Take It"	Violence
8	Madonna	"Dress You Up"	Sex
9	W.A.S.P.	"Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)"	Sex/language/violence
10	Def Leppard	"High 'n' Dry (Saturday Night)"	Drug and alcohol use
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why oh why won't the DNC hire Crash Override and Cereal Killer to hack the election??
How about seeing this election as a HACKING CONTEST and putting together a hacking team? The other side has a hacking team on the field and the Dems have nothing.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Teen Witch sax guy concurs
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Welp, they're gone now
Not Found
Account has been suspended
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh, I'm heart broken I can't see those wonderful posts
User already blocking me
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Such oppressive colonialism!
Massachusetts, historically, is a colonizer and that continues to this day.  Make big money in the Northeast.  Soak up a bunch of blue state benefits and a union retirement.  Move to the rural south for lower cost of living.  Vote against taxes and services in your new home.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jfc
There were very good reasons some us were already endorsing Platner for President 2028. No other Democrat on the radar shows the potential to transform American politics.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know nostalgia can be a dead-end, but I really think this rules
Blockbuster dot com screenshot from March 11, 1997

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Bookmark this page now and let it be your ticket to this extraordinary event! Make a difference by voting for your favorites in both film and music and check out the Blockbuster Awards Sweepstakes for your chance to win one of five trips to the awards.

Win a SEGA SATURN SYSTEM!!!
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mama mia
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My kingdom for US news sources to accurately report on Kirk's views like this
Kirk, a far-right political figure who served as a sort of Pied Piper for young Republicans through his Turning Point USA foundation, was shot dead in September last year. He was known for his racist and bigoted views, using his podcast to claim that “prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people” and speculating: “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like: ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Simpsons meme of a chaperone on a school field trip bus.

She says "Ah, local agriculture. Disruption proof!"
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