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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn)

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I am the Eschaton. I am not your God. I am descended from you, and exist in your future. Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else. Ex Apple Blue Blaze irregular #426 Antifa Taco Truck Czar

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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 2m
Fish sauce caramel pork bowl. That is all.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 1h
Akiko - Mellow Mellow [Japan ; J-pop / R&B / New Jack Swing / Funk] (1995) redd.it/1w9uxxg youtu.be/3qupmuCWTfg
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Akiko - Mellow Mellow [Japan ; J-pop / R&B / New Jack Swing / Funk] (1995)
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 1h
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M*A*S*H: Hawkeye & Trapper Cheers
Alt: M*A*S*H: Hawkeye & Trapper Cheers
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 5h
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PUBLIC ENEMY CAN'T TRUSS IT
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 5h
If I gave you diamonds and pearls Would you be a happy boy or a girl? If I could, I would give you the world But all I can do is just offer you my love
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Jasmine @feistybunnygirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when they kicked an entire girl’s softball team out of the championship game because a player posted a private Snapchat where she was flipping off the camera? It’s funny how they never worry about ruining girl’s futures.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 8h
I remember when Black Panther dropped and you had white guys crashing out in Black people’s mentions on the hellsite. “You know Wakanda isn’t real, right?” Even a fictional country was giving them fits.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 18h
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 10h
People living in poverty know a helluva lot more about money than John Husted.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 16h
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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CREW @citizensforethics.org · 11h
NEW: The safeguards that Citizens United assumed would check corporate election spending have failed—and Hawaii is fighting back. We filed an amicus brief, alongside @campaignlegal.org, supporting Hawaii's new law, which seeks to address these failures.
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The problems Citizens United created support Hawaii’s innovative solution - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
The safeguards that Citizens United assumed would check corporate election spending have failed, and Hawaii is fighting back.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 12h
There are barely any women or black people in games media and I can think of a couple reasons why but no one will like it
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 15h
'How Toni Morrison’s Love For MacKenzie Scott Yielded Billions For HBCUs Before giving away billions, Scott was a Princeton writer mentored by Toni Morrison, whose influence remained meaningful throughout her extraordinary life." www.theroot.com/how-toni-mor...
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How Toni Morrison’s Love For MacKenzie Scott Yielded Billions For HBCUs – The Root
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 13h
I’m very smart and survived Private school and Penn and it’s both a personal Hail Mary but also straight observational wisdom One of the fastest ways to shift the tide on a lot do public discourse ? Make me and about 175 people like me independently secure
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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a history of sightings of a store room beneath which is a trove of walled gardens.
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Matt @mattmurph24.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a disgrace.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shots fired.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” has gotten me some solid results.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My "Not using my autism as an excuse to ignore your boundaries" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/09/2026
It has been eight days since Wilber Rafael Garcés Pérez was shot by ICE while making a DoorDash delivery in Austin, Texas. He is currently facing a severe medical emergency. The bullet remains lodged in his back, and he is being held at the South Texas ICE Processing Center in Pearsall.
DOORDASH IS ABANDONING ITS DRIVERS
URGENT UPDATE:
8 days after ICE shot Wilber Rafael Garcés Pérez in the back while he was making a DoorDash delivery, the bullet remains in his body. Wilber is in agonizing pain inside a TX concentration camp, and the silence from DoorDash is deafening. A photo of Wilber smiling, before ICE shot him, is shown.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obligatory
My Hero Academia logo but it’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cover art for the soundtrack to the 1991 film “There’s Nothing Out There!” Featuring a swamp creature and two women, a brunette in a striped bikini and a blond in a gray blouse.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sparrow is truly dead. Rest in peace to one of the greats."Who kill de Sparrow? Nobody know" antigua.news/2026/09/27/m...
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Mighty Sparrow Dies at 91, Leaving Behind a Caribbean Musical Legacy | Antigua News
The Caribbean has lost one of its most influential musical voices, with legendary calypsonian Slinger Francisco, better known as the Mighty Sparrow, dying…
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
**sips boba tea 🧋👀**
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People continue to disappear across America. Not everyone gets deported; some just disappear. Alamo, Texas
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neuromancerer Count Zeroer Mona Lisa Overdriver
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
37 more wounded troops. Added quietly. No explanation. Here's the No B.S. truth: when anyone (a vendor, a CEO, a government) revises the numbers without telling you why, the silence IS the message. 861 wounded. Their families deserve the full story.
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 28/09/2026
Angela Stribling, a former host of BET shows and radio personality, has died.
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BET host Angela Stribling dies after brain cancer battle
"Screen Scene" host Angela Stribling, who pioneered BET's jazz programs and was a longtime WHUR 96.3 FM personality, has died, her husband shared.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Evolution Tookie
Alt: Seann William Scott tries to lure out an alien bird by saying “ca caw” and “Tookie tookie” into a microphone in the middle of a mall while Orlando Jones questions his methods in a scene from Evolution (2001)
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Knights Tale: Lively Medieval Dance
Alt: Knights Tale: Lively Medieval Dance
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UDJG Life @udjg.life · 26/09/2026
Coin used for today’s Michigan State - Nebraska will feature Mike Sadler and Sam Foltz who died in a car crash 10 years ago.
Two sides of a coin. One side says in honor of Sam Foltz with a depiction of him punting and the Nebraska logo. The other says In Honor of Mike Sadler with a depiction of him punting and the Michigan State logo.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“These people paying money into the system and not getting anything out of it are committing fraud.” The fuck?
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 25/09/2026
So far no major illness has been reported after mushrooms tentatively identified as Paxillus involutus were sold. It’s not clear if anyone who ate them is out of the woods, Interior Health medical health officer Dr. Andy Delli Pizzi said. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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Potentially Toxic Mushrooms Were Sold at a Farmers Market Near Nelson | The Tyee
Interior Health is still working to track down customers who bought what they thought were chanterelles.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Nazis need to be punched, but making them cry and sending them to a whole lot of jail is pretty good, too.
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after alleged dinghy slashing in Channel
Far-right activist who was filmed appearing to slash boat with blade is refused bail as he denies charges
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They return from fields afar. The eye has passed, the end nears. Do not fade quietly. Let thunder reign again.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Todd, you dumb bitch. That IS Trump’s agenda. He doesn’t give a fuck about you or anyone else that’s not giving him money. And even those people he barely cares about.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sit Down Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
Alt: A mother ducks down with her child in the middle of a road and looks up as a UFO flies over her head in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 25/09/2026
It took a week for CNN to get White House access back. Other outlets boycotted in solidarity. But not David Ellison – he dined at the WH with Trump and Xi and ignored calls from 100+ reporters and advocates to stand up for the journalists he seeks to employ.
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Journalists, advocates demand Ellison condemn White House ban, back lawsuit
The Paramount Skydance CEO may soon own CNN. He should be condemning the outlet’s ban
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Signs and portents…
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yo, where the fuck is my Topo Chico?
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Laurel Davila @laureldavilacpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Financial support was expected." That's what Susan Collins reportedly told a donor before he got $32M in Navy contracts and she got $150K routed through a shell company. Agents had a real bribery case. Trump purged the FBI unit running it, and it died. #TrumpsCorruptCongress
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Make Jim Crow Great Again.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 25/09/2026
The ¡Oxymorons! - Johnette Napolitano [Dayton, OH, USA ; Indie Rock / Instrumental] (1993) redd.it/1w1o7qd youtu.be/2AGLuTV3f6k
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The ¡Oxymorons! - Johnette Napolitano [Dayton, OH, USA ; Indie Rock / Instrumental] (1993)
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out on the road today I saw a Trump/Vance sticker on a cybertruck A little voice inside my head “Man, what the fuck I guess divorced life sucks”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan Collins has voted to confirm 60+ anti-abortion judges in her time in the Senate, and now she's voted for 3 more just since last week. Nice to see Senator Collins was able to take a break from lying about corruption to give a lifetime appointment to another anti-choice judge.
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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The girl escapes the house, carrying a lingering suspicion and a lingering suspicion.
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