Reposted by A Modern Venusdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 13hi keep seeing pre-roll ads on youtube attacking republican new york legislature and assembly candidates for "defunding the police" from a pac called "new york future" which turns out to just be a front for draftkings & fandeul 212430
Reposted by A Modern VenusMicah @rincewind.run · 14hthere is simply no replacement for “having personal attention from an actual teacher who cares” 531226
Reposted by A Modern VenusJoe (in Erie) @frogs.bsky.social · 14hHE JUST TOOK AWAY A PICK FOR A TOUCHDOWN??????????????????????????? 031
Reposted by A Modern VenusSum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14hIt still amazes me that the types of people who spent my formative years telling me to show care and kindness for all people were suprised when I took it to heart. 011
Reposted by A Modern VenusChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 16h“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books. 372696534
Reposted by A Modern VenusMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14hTrump voters in 2016 were happy to admit that he's a corrupt liar. They just thought Hillary was more corrupt and dishonest. Don't know about this guy specifically, but a huge percentage of the conservatives "turning on Trump" now are gonna find excuses to see Dems as a bigger threat in 2028. 1452041
Reposted by A Modern VenuscynthianEVIL @cynthianevil.bsky.social · 14hMaybe 6 or 7 field goals will be fine.🤷🏼♀️ Go Birds 🦅 011
Reposted by A Modern Venusceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you 3074056
Reposted by A Modern VenusMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16hWhistleblower and former banker Simon Andriesz, 57, has died by suicide, The Banker reports. Andriesz exposed US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s past links to Jeffrey Epstein. 106844384
Reposted by A Modern VenusSam @samd.bsky.social · 15hhard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this 151143190
Reposted by A Modern VenusLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15hYou can’t smoke a cigarette around a monkey. 815718
Reposted by A Modern Venushappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15hi have been saying this, very loudly in fact 17316
Reposted by A Modern VenusMark @markinde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Still here for a Michkov revenge season 041
Reposted by A Modern VenusTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally. 2821161956
Reposted by A Modern Venusthomas @sludgewilliams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the Carolina Hurricanes are back 182
Reposted by A Modern VenusGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hate math because every time I'm like "there is no way I have this little money" math is like "oh but there is" 1639
Reposted by A Modern Venus Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Tropical depression is just like normal depression except I ate this entire fruit tray 110135
Reposted by A Modern VenusCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you can't adopt there are lots of other things you can do to help. Foster, volunteer, fundraise, do a supply drive, sign up for your local shelter's newsletter to find out other ways to help. Remember that volunteering doesn't necessarily mean physical labor - shelters need all kinds of skills! 15879302
Reposted by A Modern VenusLulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Are you fucking insane??" - Travis Konecny, 2026 1152
A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My dog is in love with the dog sitter’s dog. They get up to backyard adventures and couch snuggles. She howls in agony when I come to take her home. 000
Reposted by A Modern VenusWillow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Prior to the shenanigans, it really does seem like The Dude lives a perfect life in The Big Lebowski. He smokes weed. He bowls. He has close friends. All of these things are good. 819618
Reposted by A Modern VenusPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We want Free Abortion On Demand. Nothing less. 011020
Reposted by A Modern Venusalex 🏒 @flyersh0ckeyfan11.goflyers.online · 04/10/2026I’m so glad to hear JJ again 051
Reposted by A Modern VenusCarrie 🇨🇦 of Stamford Green @carriewhet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think this is considered a timeline cleanse. 0175
A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The point of vaccinations is to prevent this exact thing. It’s the perfect time to protect yourself and neighbors against COVID and flu. 011
Reposted by A Modern VenusfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsAlt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 929447
A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sangria is determined to avoid a repeat of last night 120
Reposted by A Modern VenusCharlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Speaking about the Flyers, their issue is pretty obvious: they're an absolute mess w/the puck on their stick. Pretty much the whole team right now. In-sync passing is nonexistent in all three zones. And if you can't pass, you can't move up ice, & you can't get in on the attack. 3213
A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brian Fitzpatrick is a coward and a phony. He doesn’t deserve to live in our district, let alone represent it. 110
Reposted by A Modern VenusButtercup Q. Skullpants @zoombox350.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Membership in a fraternity signals to prospective employers that a job applicant is willing to conform to corporate culture (no matter how depraved) and cover up criminal wrongdoing. 218525
Reposted by A Modern VenusRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TSA famously has bottom-tier job satisfaction (low pay, monotonous, no career advancement, everybody hates having to deal with you, plus you know it's probably pointless) and i think taking away the chairs might be the last straw 1329629
Reposted by A Modern VenusElizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t mind the noise, the Braves fans are just excited to be in an environment where they can be openly racist without consequence 0335
Reposted by A Modern VenusJames Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The border is a machine for killing people. They're just going more mask off with it now. 114134
Reposted by A Modern VenusAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit 2586143
Reposted by A Modern Venuslxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02697578