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A Modern Venus

@gritsyross.bsky.social
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Anna: a fat, disabled, Millennial, queer fool living and almost dying in and around Philly. Flyers fan; podcast fanatic; dog lover.

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 13h
i keep seeing pre-roll ads on youtube attacking republican new york legislature and assembly candidates for "defunding the police" from a pac called "new york future" which turns out to just be a front for draftkings & fandeul
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13h
LA Rams vs Guys named Cooper
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14h
there is simply no replacement for “having personal attention from an actual teacher who cares”
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 14h
Me after sucking on my bong
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 14h
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Ian Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 14h
#GoBirds 🦅
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Joe (in Erie) @frogs.bsky.social · 14h
HE JUST TOOK AWAY A PICK FOR A TOUCHDOWN???????????????????????????
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
It still amazes me that the types of people who spent my formative years telling me to show care and kindness for all people were suprised when I took it to heart.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 14h
Let’s goooooo!!!!
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 16h
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14h
Trump voters in 2016 were happy to admit that he's a corrupt liar. They just thought Hillary was more corrupt and dishonest. Don't know about this guy specifically, but a huge percentage of the conservatives "turning on Trump" now are gonna find excuses to see Dems as a bigger threat in 2028.
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cynthianEVIL @cynthianevil.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe 6 or 7 field goals will be fine.🤷🏼‍♀️ Go Birds 🦅
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025
breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16h
Whistleblower and former banker Simon Andriesz, 57, has died by suicide, The Banker reports. Andriesz exposed US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s past links to Jeffrey Epstein.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 15h
hard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15h
You can’t smoke a cigarette around a monkey.
I’ve read that capuchins in the wild vomit a lot. Was that something you experienced?
No. But in the wild, capuchins will take ants that have some sort of acid, mash them up, and rub them all over bodies. It’s thought to act like an insecticide. So in captivity, they’ll rip cigarettes out of your mouth and rub the tobacco all over their bodies. Onions, too. If you’re eating an onion, they’ll grab it and rub it. You can’t smoke a cigarette around a monkey.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 15h
Poor saquon
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15h
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ghost bomb :(
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jfc this anti gun ad is intense
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Mark @markinde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still here for a Michkov revenge season
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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thomas @sludgewilliams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the Carolina Hurricanes are back
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Flyperbole @flyperbole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck yeah Michkov goal
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate math because every time I'm like "there is no way I have this little money" math is like "oh but there is"
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Tropical depression is just like normal depression except I ate this entire fruit tray
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can't adopt there are lots of other things you can do to help. Foster, volunteer, fundraise, do a supply drive, sign up for your local shelter's newsletter to find out other ways to help. Remember that volunteering doesn't necessarily mean physical labor - shelters need all kinds of skills!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Are you fucking insane??" - Travis Konecny, 2026
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dog is in love with the dog sitter’s dog. They get up to backyard adventures and couch snuggles. She howls in agony when I come to take her home.
A small white dog in a black patterned sweater on the right side of the photo looks at the camera. A dopey medium white and brown dog on the left is facing in the direction of the first dog.The medium white and brown dog looks like a lump of fur on an autumnal patterned blanket on the left side of the photo. The small white dog’s head is snuggled up next to him.
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Willow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prior to the shenanigans, it really does seem like The Dude lives a perfect life in The Big Lebowski. He smokes weed. He bowls. He has close friends. All of these things are good.
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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The glasses are cursed
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
R U Kidding.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We want Free Abortion On Demand. Nothing less.
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alex 🏒 @flyersh0ckeyfan11.goflyers.online · 04/10/2026
I’m so glad to hear JJ again
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Carrie 🇨🇦 of Stamford Green @carriewhet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is considered a timeline cleanse.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The point of vaccinations is to prevent this exact thing. It’s the perfect time to protect yourself and neighbors against COVID and flu.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
static.klipy.com
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whelp
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 14/12/2025
(Meme) Overtime? On MY Flyers game? It's more likely than you think.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shots are 35-18 lol
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sangria is determined to avoid a repeat of last night
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speaking about the Flyers, their issue is pretty obvious: they're an absolute mess w/the puck on their stick. Pretty much the whole team right now. In-sync passing is nonexistent in all three zones. And if you can't pass, you can't move up ice, & you can't get in on the attack.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brian Fitzpatrick is a coward and a phony. He doesn’t deserve to live in our district, let alone represent it.
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A Modern Venus @gritsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dougie I hate your museum loving ass
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Buttercup Q. Skullpants @zoombox350.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Membership in a fraternity signals to prospective employers that a job applicant is willing to conform to corporate culture (no matter how depraved) and cover up criminal wrongdoing.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TSA famously has bottom-tier job satisfaction (low pay, monotonous, no career advancement, everybody hates having to deal with you, plus you know it's probably pointless) and i think taking away the chairs might be the last straw
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t mind the noise, the Braves fans are just excited to be in an environment where they can be openly racist without consequence
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The border is a machine for killing people. They're just going more mask off with it now.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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