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hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 5h
I’m not going to say it shouldn’t be better, because it should. But the preseason was shorter this year. This is basically a preseason game. The synapses just aren’t firing yet. I refuse to doom and gloom here. (But I’m also not having a good time)
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 5h
Trying to get the purse in the intermission selfie but my arms aren’t quite long enough
A selfie of me, a white woman with glasses and far too many flyaways, wearing a black mask and a black Flyers jersey, holding a purse that looks like a hockey rink with metal sticks and a puck on the front.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 7h
And that’s why I’m in the arena. National broadcasts can’t hurt me here
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 7h
I’m at hockey tonight, so if you are too and you see someone in a mask, it’s statistically likely to be me, so come say hi!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And I’m out. It’s past my bedtime and I don’t need to be watching this
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kevin Hart - I Think The F Not
Alt: Kevin Hart - I Think The F Not
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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poised off is a generational description of Jalen Hurts.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DEVONTAAAAA
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCKING ANDY DALTON BRO 😡😡
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JESUS CHRIST
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SAQUOOOOOOOOOON
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
STOP TAKING PENALTIES
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fans Hold Up 'D' for Defense at NFL Game
Alt: Fans Hold Up 'D' and a fence signs for Defense at NFL Game
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
come onnnnnnnnn
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That bear paw pretzel was an abomination
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so sorry, but I cannot hate a mariachi anthem. I’m not sure I understand why it’s happening in Chicago, but mariachi is never wrong.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s about that time, can I get a GO BIRDS
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This man’s name is Pericles. I love it
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dads are fighting (this was about JJ and Bouch, not the literal fight on the ice)
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TK laughing while getting punched in the face is really all you need to know about him
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that Kolosov isn’t even putting up a fight against the predominately AHL roster the Caps brought is…concerning
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Katy @katy-katy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we send a player down mid-game
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JIM
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I LOVE the fact that they all tucked their jerseys in warmups. These idiots mean so much to me and I think that is spectacular solidarity
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Missy Peregrym in Orange Leotard
Alt: Missy Peregrym in an orange leotard from the movie Stick It. She is purposefully showing her bra strap to protest a teammate having her score docked for her bra showing.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first “and a pleasant good evening” of the season 😍
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I patently refuse to turn the heat on in the month of September, especially since it's going to be in the 80s next week. But I have no such rule about turning on the fireplace and will be doing so later.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we talk about the anxiety of going to a new casual cafe/food place and not knowing if it’s a bus your own table kind of place or not and nobody else is finishing, so you can’t tell, but you want to leave?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michkov's English has improved so much and I'm really proud of him for trying to forego an interpreter this season
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A penalty for tucking your jersey??? Ovechkin’s going to be the most penalized guy in the league
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The doors of the Academy of Natural Sciences will be closing on Sunday...for now. But this isn't over. We're meeting at the Academy of Natural Sciences when doors close to gather for a moment of resolve followed by a march to City Hall. Join us. art by @lindzeamays.bsky.social luma.com/7ggkgtjb
a t. rex holds a candle in front of the words This isn't over, next to save the academy candle vigil, 5pm Sunday Sept 27, 1900 ben franklin parkway
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JJ and Bouch, my beloveds. I missed them (yes I'm late tonight)
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both Smith and Mount Holyoke are having Mountain Day today (they're usually on separate days) AND it's Bi Visibility Day? Oh yeah, we're going to be visible, can't miss us!!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT'S MOUNTAIN DAYYYYYYY Your mission is to climb a mountain, if you're able and have one easily accessible, and eat some ice cream!! I was already out for a walk this morning, before the announcement came, but I might do another later in the spirit of the day.
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Mountain Day
Q. When does the 7 am ringing of the clock tower bell cause a campus full of sleepy students to scream for joy?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have just finished my 50th book of the year. I was a voracious reader growing up, but adulthood and grad school really broke me of that habit for a bit. Last year, I picked up the Heated Rivalry books like everyone else did, and I've been unstoppable since, reading everything I can get my hands on
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just finished therapy, which took priority over hockey today, and coming back to the news of Vladar injury??
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I actually really like these Caps announcers. I don’t always like listening to other teams’ guys, but I’m enjoying them for the most part
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ouch Studnicka
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hockey’s back!!!! And we got a Caps feed, it seems?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Tom Brady, bereft on the turf” is one of the greatest sentences ever said in the English language and I think about it probably once a week, at minimum.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Snippet from the book I finished this morning, Weyward by Emilia Hart. I really enjoyed this and it’s perfect for spooky season without being scary.
Witch. The word slithers from the mouth like a serpent, drips from the tongue as thick and black as tar. We never thought of ourselves as witches, my mother and I. For this was a word invented by men, a word that brings power to those who speak it, not those it describes. A word that builds gallows and pyres, turns breathing women into corpses.
No. It was not a word we ever used.
I did not know, for a long time, what my mother thought of our gifts. But I knew what was expected of me, from a young child. She named me Altha, after all. Not Alice, meaning noble woman, nor Agnes, lamb of God. Altha. Healer.
She taught me how to heal. And she
taught me other things, too.
"They say that the first woman was born of man, Altha," she said to me once when I was a child, for this was what we had heard the rector say in church that Sunday. "That she came from his rib. But you must remember, my girl, that this is a lie."
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend sent this to me from the other place. The turf was so hot during the Eagles-Titans game that Cam Jurgens’ cleats melted
Tweet from user Brooks Kubena
@BKubena
Eagles center Cam Jurgens said the field was like "hot lava." He went through two pairs of cleats that melted.
"Halftime was like a NASCAR pit crew."
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just heard my work computer ding at me from the other room and that is none of my business for about 16 more hours 🙉
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Ryn🦅🏈 @palebluepeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Live footage of Jalen and Devonta leaving Tennessee
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never a doubt*, Go Birds #FlyEaglesFly  *There were many, many doubts, and they were all valid.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have never trusted a man as much as I trust DeVonta Smith
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feline foodie @felinefoodie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DEVONTA SMITH LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DEVONTA MY KING
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Good Night? Man Needs Help
ALT: Good Night? Man Needs Help
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Let’s not feed their ego.” Get fucked, Drew Brees
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