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Ben

@aceofbens.com
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Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1h
RED OCTOBER
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Corey Danks @coreydanks.bsky.social · 6h
Pre-orders got dropped off at the post office today. There’s some extras in the shop 🤙 coreydanks.etsy.com
Heather gray t-shirt with an illustration of a burning SEPTA bus full of skeletons on it, as well as text that reads "WE'RE GETTING THERE" on top,"PHILADELPHIA" below the bus and "ALL BRAKES, NO GAS" below that
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 7h
sounds like a threat
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can ding him for not bringing someone else in to try to get that last out I guess, but truthfully I don’t even blame Mattingly for how that ended up. “Maybe Duran can get us six outs here” was honestly the best call because literally who else do you even call in?
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
25 pitches isn't a lot; and you just can't throw that pitch there.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 29/09/2026
I appreciate the Barves making it quick there at least
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCK YOU LIBERTY BIBERTY
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Ryan Gilbert @ryangilbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Flyers might open their season off a Monday Night Football loss to Case Keenum, and the Phillies losing to the Braves. No pressure.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 29/09/2026
I hate it here
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Area Dads: need 12 runs here
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2024
October got me like
Giant baseball literally on a man’s head, with the caption SOMETHING ON HIS MIND #mlb
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you’re in the fort you made in the basement, but you hear mom say the pizza rolls are ready
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Dr. Spirograph @ryanlynndesign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The poster I made for tonight's Eagles vs Bears game on Monday Night Football! 🦅🦅🦅
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies are going to the postseason against everyone’s will, including their own
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SEE YOU IN ATLANTA
Phillie Phanatic coast to coast Blooper
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Where's that "you're gonna make me believe" meme?
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Not Sweet Caroline.......
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You stupid mfs if the Eagles chant just jinxed everything I’ll find you
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dbacks are that student doing all their work last minute and hoping they can still pass
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
I never doubted the decision to put Luzardo in the game there and you can't prove otherwise
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No matter what happens the 2026 Phillies are going to hell and we’re all going with them
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even Cole is hornyposting with us
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
If someone gets hurt in this game I'll cry
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies said "no, we are not done emotionally terrorizing you just yet"
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
END THE GAME
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies are 12 outs from the postseason, and the Phanatic is naked. Truly a week at the ballyard
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amy de la piedra 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
This is (mostly) not an insult and I know why it's these three, but this just feels like a very random trio in the Phillies booth today
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today in Phillies bsky: When all else fails, hornypost through it. It might just work
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
He's what??
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am cackling I hate this team so much.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
The Phillies' magic number is 1 (if they lose one more game, the nightmare is finally over and we can retreat into our extended hibernation)
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
The only reason I *have* heard the song is because I lived in Middle of Nowhere, PA until this January and yeah, that song was everywhere but that's because anything other than country music scares the people out there
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Lauren @philliesball31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m in an extremely toxic relationship with the Phillies
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Doesn't feel so magical anymore! In fact, it feels kind of cursed!!
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
This is how they can finally get it done
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um. The William Penn foundation offered bridge funding to keep the academy of natural sciences open for a year, and the people in charge said “no one is helping things by offering Band-Aids”. Jesus Christ. share.inquirer.com/KXxZTj
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William Penn Foundation offers funding to keep Academy of Natural Sciences museum open
A Drexel spokesperson did not say whether the school had declined the offer, but said, “No proposal has been presented that would provide a permanent, sustainable path forward" for the museum.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 26/09/2026
There used to be this philosophy of "block and move on" when you didn't like what someone said and that made things way more peaceful, but it seems that enough people addicted to outrage migrated from Twitter and now we've lost that practice
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 25/09/2026
bro you're joking........
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 24/09/2026
go birds
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 24/09/2026
I am once again asking when the ability to wear shorts and sandals in a blizzard super powers kick in from the TRT because it's 64° and I'm nearly shivering
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 24/09/2026
I'm gonna be so honest with you, I'm so tired of moving apps and I'd rather just bully Discord when they do something I hate or give it up completely than make an account on some other similar platform And I could substitute "Discord" with literally any other app I'm on
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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