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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 20h

I ate my lunch at 9am like an absolute psychopath; Flyers by 3

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

good morning, the flyers

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Folks how are we uh… “accessing” live sports if one does not have a current subscription to watch those sports through the normally utilized channels? DMs are open thx

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My favorite thing about Facebook marketplace is literally everything is labeled “mid-century modern”. You just bought this from Amazon last year? Mid-century modern. Your bedroom furniture from the 90s? Mid-century modern. A metal cabinet from IKEA? You guessed it, that’s mid-century modern

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is hilarious from a league that enforces approx 3% of its own rule book on anything resembling a consistent basis

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Awful lot of helicopters around here

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My commute now is much more passive than it used to be, so I’m thinking of getting into an audio book. Anyone have any recs? I like all kinds of stuff so throw it at me.

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am ✨overwhelmed✨

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hey man you ever been so nervous that your entire body is vibrating with anxiety and you’ve been on the verge of tears all day? Yeah no probably not alright go birds

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

lol it’s already 2pm this is such bullshit

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got the info for new employee orientation on monday and am so nervous i could pee my pants and throw up and pass out at any given moment

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

wow the accuracy of this post

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I felt bad about how many pieces of facebook marketplace furniture I was making my bf help me pick up and told him I wasn't going to ask anymore so guess who is stubbornly going to hoist a sideboard into the Subie all by herself

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

K I’m gonna need these days to go by A LOT SLOWER

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WHEN WILL I BE FREE FROM BEING SUBJECT TO PAT MCAFEE

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I start my new job in ONE WEEK and I am so nervous that I could barf and then pass out at any moment

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I drank out of the Stanley Cup lmao

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

whomst ready to meet the Stanley Cup with the homies

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I start my new job in like ten days and I am so nervous that I could throw up at any given moment

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Imagine not being ten minutes early to everything all the time

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Facebook marketplace is wild. Things I've seen just this morning: Several live plants Barbecue brisket platters A live (presumably) gecko A gravesite A handsome squidward made of stained glass A jar of Rao's alfredo sauce

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

American pope kinda rules

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I just left my office for the last time. I don’t have my work phone. I don’t have my computer. I can’t check my emails or take calls or make sure things are going okay. I don’t feel right.

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That’s a lot of lightning there

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So we all agree that freakish pastor killed his wife right

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Lock your credit reports, kids

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think someone has been applying for loans using my information (they haven’t gotten anywhere because I keep my credit frozen) and I uuuhhhhh don’t know what one does about this?

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Goddamnit this is where MY TURTLES LIVE

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We have too many choices. How can I pick a stupid bathroom cabinet when there are 5372825 for me to choose from?! There should be five cabinets. Total.

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why did I order 25 change of address cards I have like 3.5 friends lmao

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I used it to quickly fix the formatting on my pdf resume because I couldn’t find the original word document and I still feel dirty about it

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I can’t keep track of which fibers are soluble and which are insoluble my brain is filled with bees I cannot retain information at this juncture

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Feels like you have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting an appointment with your dermatologist

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Great news fam people moved when the truck showed up and no one had to get towed today

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I blocked off the parking in front for the moving truck and the whole space is full of cars and I am supposed to get them towed if I feel BAD about it ugh

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Lm - and I can’t express this enough - fao at me finally getting an email about being next up on the wait list for the sailing club on this, my last day living in this wonderful country of Philadelphia

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I gotta get a friggin life

A whole bunch of houseplants grouped together.

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

my guy out here like a boat against the current

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

God there is nothing that pisses me off more than mentally wanting to order junk food for dinner but physically not really being hungry. HOW DARE YOU, BODY

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

For the first time in my whole old ass life I have put someone as my emergency contact who is not my mother or my sister. That’s wild.

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