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former mall goth

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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2025
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
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Henry Burke @henryburke.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/05/2025
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This shit sucks so bad lol. A 5 dollar painting at Ross
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
John Fetterman came by and took a bite out of the side of our house :(
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave
B-boy Jesus
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
not the first time cardinals have rawdogged at a conclave
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I WILL NEVER ! - dashare.zone ADMIN
SKELITON'S AND SKULL'S CHILLEN ON DA COVER OF A DOPE ALBUM "SKULL SNAP'S" , GOTTA LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING ITS MORE THAN JUST ONE DRUM BREAK , ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATTING, DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!! MOTHER FUCKER" AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST AND CONTINUE'S TO BE ONE OF THE WORST "FEATURES" THAT A COMPUTER HAS , NO ONE ON THE DAMB PLANET WANTS TO COPY THE COLOR AND FONT OF SOME OTHER TEXT!!! JUST PUT THE TEXT INTO THE APP AND I CAN CHANGE DA OTHER SHIT IF I WANT! AND AFTER THEY INVENTED "PASTE WITH FORMATING" GUESS WHAT ,INSTEAD OF RECOGNIZING THERE ERROR IN CAUSING A COMPUTER TO FUCK UP INTENTIONALY, THEY MADE THE WHOLE COMPUTER LIKE THAT, IF YOUR IN 2025 THEN YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME TURNING OFF DA "FEATURES" AND DA "AI" BULL SHYT AS YOU DO USING THE PROGRAM IT SELF! WE MADE FUN OF CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEARS AND AFTER ALL THAT THEY DECIDED EVERY OTHER APP SHOULD ALSO BE FUCKEN CLIPPY!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THE ONE WHO NEED'S HELP WRITING A LETTER MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DAMB CURLED UP PAPER CLIP PEACE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA I BEEN MAD ABOUT CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEAR'S SO WHAT ITS CALLED HAVING PRINCIPALS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video
An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Never seen a more "please don't put in the newspaper that I'm mad" tweet in my life
Bari Weiss
@bariweiss
Yesterday came and went and I didn't even realize the Pulitzer Prizes had been awarded. Amazing how quickly things we venerate can lose their shine.
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Art by Naoyuki Kato for the cover of SF (Hayakawa Publishing) September 1977
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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robert mueller. fbi @spiritnight.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
panera bread should bring back that lemonade that kills you, i think society has progressed enough since whenever that was to accept it
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is pretty fucked up because I can’t do geometry. The bird is smarter than I am.
NPR story

A crow's math skills include geometry
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/04/2025
happy ten year anniversary to this post
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David D. Levine @daviddlevine.com · 12/04/2025
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
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LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything
: Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Shout out to Rome for having a long decline that was almost imperceptible moment to moment. What a dream.
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Ashlee 🤟🏻 @ashleemboyer.com · 30/03/2025
There’s a super easy solution here. Turn it off
Three tweet thread between Sam Altman (@sama) and Paul Graham (@paulg) in the early hours of March 30th.

Sam Altman: can yall please chill on generating images this is insane our team needs sleep

Paul Graham: Lots of people need to be awake when load is high?

Sam Altman: we just haven't been able to catch up since launch so people are still working to keep the service up. biblical demand, i have never seen anything like it
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 30/03/2025
getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
tweet:

Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ?

Please 🙏
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A tweet from prominent user @dril.

"im the most murdered victim on earth"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batman’s silhouette
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Arrdem 👻🎃💀 @arrdem.tirefireind.us · 30/03/2025
Come with me And you’ll be In a world of OSHA violations…
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
they should make it so that i can set my account to force people to fill out a captcha before they can hit the follow button
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2025
the cure could make the same song 1 million times and it will atill be the best song ever
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
eating a pill I found outside
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
genuinely had no idea mustache hair could get that long like that
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
far-lefties are stereotyped as angry and intolerant but if you aim a minor criticism at a liberal darling on here the whole discover feed will be in your replies like fuck you brain dead asshole moron fuckface!!! etc like damn. chill out lol
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Doesn't matter who you are, this type of follower gap is unacceptable. We don't support clout-chasing influencers, whatever their resume looks like. Do better.
The bluesky profile for Barack Obama. Circled in red is his follower count of 31.6k followers to 0 following.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.
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