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Wallace

@wallace.bsky.social
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Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.

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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next job interview I do, I'm bringing my whole pour-over setup.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never bring a black drip coffee in a styrofoam cup to a job interview. bring something nice like a cortado so they know you're refined
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Networks could really twist the knife here by airing all of JD Vance's events
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My contribution to "transplants" discourse: transplants are a life-saving procedure. If you are anti-transplant you are anti-science. Go tell RFK Jr. how transplants are ruining NYC
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thinking about this guy's homemade toothpaste
A reddit post from a deleted account that says "Flouride is not good for you. I brush my teeth twice a day with homemade toothpast"
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2026
Y’all.
Dubs Dubs
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy shit. I thought he was dead
A screen shot of the top Trending topic:

1. Epstein files court filing
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Caesar was Italian-American. Many people don't know this
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
JULIUS CAESAR CROSSING THE RUBICON: 🤌🤌
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The teapot from beauty and the beast with a quote bubble underneath
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All of the R people smiling down smugly upon the spreadsheet people discourse
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had to look up who the Republican frontrunner is and from what I can tell her main policy positions are: -against affordable healthcare -against legalizing weed -supported insurrection
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People in here will post a video of Mamdani being insanely charismatic and say “he’s just being a normal person, why can’t other dems do this??”
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Marc Elias post about a Washington Post article that praises Todd Blanche. Elias says "I am I am almost without words for what has become of this once proud newspaper. 

I will only say this: Support independent media. Subscribe to Democracy Docket."This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bluesky's great because whenever there's a big debate on here, an expert will weigh in with facts and all of the people who were wrong will admit their error and move on
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are you a child who cannot face the consequences of your own actions? Sound off in the comments about how you hate speed cameras!
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Always been very weird how Vivek got ultra rich but never really explains how, now we know
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the term microblogging is so insulting. not only are you a mere blogger, you’re the most diminutive form of blogger, a blogging baby, essentially
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The shock gloves thing sounds like a gag from Super Troopers. Farva and the boys get drunk and take turns shocking themselves in the down belows
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ME: …and it doesn’t matter how much you love them or how carefully you protect them, eventually they disappear from your life, poof, gone. Is this all life is, this endless cycle of heartbreak and loss? MY THERAPIST: just to clarify, you’re still talking about your favorite pair of socks?
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
living in areas with beautiful mountain vistas is so unserious. you can gaze upon the distant snowy peaks beyond your window? act like an adult and live someplace where a nice view means a parking lot
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)
A line of dark clouds above the skyscrapers of Chicago
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My solution to our dysfunctional politics is to give voters a binky
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Michigan primary result you should really be fretting about is the Ann Arbor mayoral primary, where the pro-housing incumbent (Christopher Taylor) lost to the nimby-aligned DSA guy (Yousef Rabhi)
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2016 and 2024 permanently scarred me. I don’t wanna know about the latest ballot drop. Please don’t tell me the polls were off. Even the “I’ve seen enough” jokes make me queasy
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You want to spend money on food? In this economy??
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
fun test of your perception of time is how you interpret the phrase "their generation" in this post
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jad 📸 @aerojad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Alexi Giannoulias doesn't go far enough, under my plan I would make all 2.7 million people in Chicago a cop
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Washington, D.C. - Aug. 2, 2026—Protests against diaper mandates are springing up across the country as toddlers are increasingly refusing to accept the elite consensus. “Americans are tired of being told we can’t exercise our right to poop on the floor,” said the Heritage Foundation’s Bryan Blort
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Lindsey Graham is dead why is he still posting on his alt
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Repeal The 19th Amendment"
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my basically brand new work laptop is glitchy, slow, and runs out of battery way faster than it should, and I'm 80% sure it's because microsoft is continuously running various AI features in the background. looking forward to more of that
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Flowers are like "hey you bumble bee, come over here and help me have sex with my neighbor"
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did AI write this? (yes, actually)
Headline: The AI Future Is for Everyone
The history of democracy and economics has proved that centralized power stifles human potential.
By Mark Zuckerberg
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Will Stancil v. Kat Abughazaleh is Bluesky's Frazier v. Ali. Two top tier professional poasters at the height of their prime, going toe to toe. Thrilling stuff. Congratulations if you have no idea what I'm talking about
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pet peeve: organizations whose name is an acronym who at some point in the past decided to ditch the component words of the acronym and have scrubbed their website of all references to the fully spelled out name
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cabot seriously sharp in the 1.5 lb block. Gotta be the big block, better that way for some reason
A picture of a block of seriously sharp cheddar cheese from Cabot Creamery
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Emily Wilson is not on X, another victory for the Bluesky loyalists
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not a single cicada interviewed.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026
Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I would take a 50% chance of $50,000 over a guarantee of $1 billion, because money is the root of all evil and I want to remain Pure of Heart
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
4th amendment nerds go wild
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
there are a lot of reasons it would be fun to be a superstar athlete, but an underrated one is being able to do shit like this--skip the handshake, decline the white house invitation. must feel so good
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Argentina's Cristian Romero skips Trump handshake at World Cup final
Argentina soccer star Cristian Romero did not shake hands with U.S. President Donald Trump during the World Cup medal ceremony. Was it deliberate?
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Whales are large underwater data centers
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you have a gas stove and you have kids, you should be running your hood vent at full blast every time you burn gas. Or switch to induction.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons.
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