Reposted by WallaceSylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Next job interview I do, I'm bringing my whole pour-over setup. 2153
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Never bring a black drip coffee in a styrofoam cup to a job interview. bring something nice like a cortado so they know you're refined 241
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Networks could really twist the knife here by airing all of JD Vance's events 1123
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My contribution to "transplants" discourse: transplants are a life-saving procedure. If you are anti-transplant you are anti-science. Go tell RFK Jr. how transplants are ruining NYC 0102
Reposted by WallaceErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary. 459531106
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Caesar was Italian-American. Many people don't know this 100
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All of the R people smiling down smugly upon the spreadsheet people discourse 020
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I had to look up who the Republican frontrunner is and from what I can tell her main policy positions are: -against affordable healthcare -against legalizing weed -supported insurrection 060
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026People in here will post a video of Mamdani being insanely charismatic and say “he’s just being a normal person, why can’t other dems do this??” 150
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bluesky's great because whenever there's a big debate on here, an expert will weigh in with facts and all of the people who were wrong will admit their error and move on 4476
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Are you a child who cannot face the consequences of your own actions? Sound off in the comments about how you hate speed cameras! 1110
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Always been very weird how Vivek got ultra rich but never really explains how, now we know 071
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the term microblogging is so insulting. not only are you a mere blogger, you’re the most diminutive form of blogger, a blogging baby, essentially 150
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The shock gloves thing sounds like a gag from Super Troopers. Farva and the boys get drunk and take turns shocking themselves in the down belows 070
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026ME: …and it doesn’t matter how much you love them or how carefully you protect them, eventually they disappear from your life, poof, gone. Is this all life is, this endless cycle of heartbreak and loss? MY THERAPIST: just to clarify, you’re still talking about your favorite pair of socks? 0100
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026living in areas with beautiful mountain vistas is so unserious. you can gaze upon the distant snowy peaks beyond your window? act like an adult and live someplace where a nice view means a parking lot 070
Reposted by Wallaceaustin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices 142261351
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My solution to our dysfunctional politics is to give voters a binky 000
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Michigan primary result you should really be fretting about is the Ann Arbor mayoral primary, where the pro-housing incumbent (Christopher Taylor) lost to the nimby-aligned DSA guy (Yousef Rabhi) 3194
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/20262016 and 2024 permanently scarred me. I don’t wanna know about the latest ballot drop. Please don’t tell me the polls were off. Even the “I’ve seen enough” jokes make me queasy 0130
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026fun test of your perception of time is how you interpret the phrase "their generation" in this post 000
Reposted by Wallacejad 📸 @aerojad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Alexi Giannoulias doesn't go far enough, under my plan I would make all 2.7 million people in Chicago a cop 616320
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Washington, D.C. - Aug. 2, 2026—Protests against diaper mandates are springing up across the country as toddlers are increasingly refusing to accept the elite consensus. “Americans are tired of being told we can’t exercise our right to poop on the floor,” said the Heritage Foundation’s Bryan Blort 120
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If Lindsey Graham is dead why is he still posting on his alt 0133
Reposted by Wallacewarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry 232802408
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026my basically brand new work laptop is glitchy, slow, and runs out of battery way faster than it should, and I'm 80% sure it's because microsoft is continuously running various AI features in the background. looking forward to more of that 051
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Flowers are like "hey you bumble bee, come over here and help me have sex with my neighbor" 041
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Will Stancil v. Kat Abughazaleh is Bluesky's Frazier v. Ali. Two top tier professional poasters at the height of their prime, going toe to toe. Thrilling stuff. Congratulations if you have no idea what I'm talking about 0170
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Pet peeve: organizations whose name is an acronym who at some point in the past decided to ditch the component words of the acronym and have scrubbed their website of all references to the fully spelled out name 390
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Cabot seriously sharp in the 1.5 lb block. Gotta be the big block, better that way for some reason 000
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Emily Wilson is not on X, another victory for the Bluesky loyalists 031
Reposted by WallaceSteve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Not a single cicada interviewed. 09112
Reposted by WallaceMike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands? 834400986
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I would take a 50% chance of $50,000 over a guarantee of $1 billion, because money is the root of all evil and I want to remain Pure of Heart 1120
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026there are a lot of reasons it would be fun to be a superstar athlete, but an underrated one is being able to do shit like this--skip the handshake, decline the white house invitation. must feel so goodusatoday.comArgentina's Cristian Romero skips Trump handshake at World Cup finalArgentina soccer star Cristian Romero did not shake hands with U.S. President Donald Trump during the World Cup medal ceremony. Was it deliberate? 160
Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you have a gas stove and you have kids, you should be running your hood vent at full blast every time you burn gas. Or switch to induction. 131
Reposted by WallaceWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/11/2024If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons. 412500343