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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fortnite screenshot showing Sonic and Sonic in the '89 Batmobile
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The woke mob wants you to think this isn't super bitchin heckin cool
Sonic in Fortnite with a Batman cape and a Kill Bill sword
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Basically can't stop thinking about the line "Horace the horse, who I am losing in the divorce" and the overall events of the latest episode of Emergency on @realinfowars.bsky.social
Info Wars screenshot with chyron "Heidecker vows to wage war on Alex Jones in Hell"
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Popstar or Walk Hard?
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping theatrical posterPoster for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you see this quote, post a pic of you in glasses
extremely handsome man, don't ask how long ago
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This issue was really fun.
Amy Rose: "Don't freak out! We'll make it through this if we stick together!"
Batman, upside down in null space: "Amy's right. We anticipated this."
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Vector the Crocodile canonically hates landlords
Vector's bio says "Dislikes: The office landlord"
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"It's a me!"
a sonicme'd me
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
...the aristocrats!
responding to a prompt to tell the duck & grape joke from Stephen King's post on x, Grant posts the following on discord:

Okay
A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says no.
The duck leaves.
Where the duck goes, no one knows, but the next day, once again, the duck shows.
"Got any grapes?" quacks the duck to the familiar bartender.
"Did you not hear me the first time!? I said no grapes. And if you ask me a third time, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar. Now scram."
The duck understands a threat when its been issued, so out waddles the duck.
The bitter rain outside seems to lather the duck in failure but the bartender has exactly as much sympathy for the duck as he has grapes, which is none.
Wouldn't you know it,
the next day,
that same duck arrives at that same bartender's shift
"Got any hammers?" asks the duck
"Am I hardware store? No! Beat it!"
The duck leaves - but then right at the door, he turns around and with a twinkle in their eye and a mischievous grin upon their beak - the duck asks -
"So then. Got any grapes?"
-- The End -- ##
Postscript: The bartender hung himself that night from the rafters. He left no note, but he did leave out ... a bowl of grapes.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
it wasn't until the Switch 2 that Nintendo felt like they had the graphical capabilities needed to properly render Link's toes as the developers originally intended
three screenshots - Ocarina of Time on N64; the remake on 3DS; and the upcoming remake on Switch 2 - of Link sleeping in his bed at the beginning of the game. Only in the Switch 2 screenshot does Link not wear boots.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
yeah its real fun!
six panels from Absolute Batman #6 in which Batman seems to punt a child, though he first puts a life jacket on them
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the number one funniest slopgame name
Dead Gears: Space of War
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I think we should give it to him
The Onion headline for Monday May 18 2026 - Trump Requests 1.2 Trillion To Have
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As if there would be any doubt
Sonic in Smash Bros Brawl
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Polymarket NO
Sign from Buffalo Sabres game showing the Canadian maple leaf symbol, then a red heart, then the Sabres logo.

Beneath it, it says Polymarket and then unrelated is NO
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Another canon thing about me is I ❤️ the Buffalo Sabres. They're winning right now, you know... I'm happy. Keep winning and I'll keep being happy.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fox McCloud of Star Fox, from Starfox 64, flew Epstein Direct?
Trending
1. Epstein
2. Starfox 64
3. Star Fox
4. Star Fox Direct
5. Fox McCloud
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I couldn't resist
About Me video games: They all feature Sonic the Hedgehog except the overrated title
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Grant is talking about himself in a way that feels kinda self centered” narrates the game as Sonic meets Grant
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Leo pointing - hey I know that guy!
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Donald Glover is Yoshi
donald glover is yoshi
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The monsters in the new resident evil are some of the most terrifying designs yet
It’s Donald Trump the ultimate monster. Folks,
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Billie Eilish saying fuck ICE is so nice she gets to trend twice
Trending topics on bluesky
1. Billie Eilish
2. Bad Bunny
3. Pharrell
4. M3GAN 2.0
5. Billie Eilish
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Everyone says this belongs to you?
Food Truck that says Bimbo on it
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
when you don’t know christmas nights
Elliot slipping at the end of Christmas NiGHTS
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
most important annual tradition continues
title screen for Sega Saturn game Christmas NiGHTS
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This photo isn't related.
Michael Jackson, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Hisashi Suzuki
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Michael Jackson, the Sonic 3 composer?
Jim Downey on Conan's podcast saying "Jeffrey Epstein, the NY financier?"
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
everything is bad except Stevie Wonder's run of unimpeachable 70s albums
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
base of ball
Knuckles batting as Sonic catches from Sonic Movie 2
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Good talk
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I thought game of the year was Silksong
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
To all fellow Bills fans right now
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Comic Con highlights
Scientology booth at comic con with an older man in suspenders standing in front
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Dems should start saying stuff like "taxing billionaires will fund universal basic income" and see what happens
map of the US with each of the 50 states colored blue
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
there is no position in the world more pathetic than the rightwing influencer… if you are doing anything else with your life, you’re doing better.
NYT description of right wing influencer on insta
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I JUST realized who RFK Jr reminds me of
A monster from irlA monster from a video game
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you DM me, please get straight to the point. If you are a caring and honest lady, do not make me guess. If you're a billionaire and come from a wealthy family, OWN THAT. And if you're not here to help the poor in any situation, go ahead and unfollow me. Lastly, I am married, so no relationships
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Nintendo’s copywriter quit mid sentence?
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Forever
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
We saw you across space-time and liked your vibrational frequency
The cast of Severance pose
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Point/Counterpoint from The Onion - "If I see Doug, I'm going to kick his ass vs apparently Doug is a better fighter than I thought"
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Learning that RFK Jr's first act leading the Department of Health is pardoning the viruses from Dr. Mario, which legal scholars argue is not even part of the Department of Health's function and sets a dangerous precedent; for his part, Dr. Mario suggests pills, lots of pills.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Me and my cat
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
whatcha see is whatcha get
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
lurking but never posting
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Tails outside of Sonic's window
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