Reposted by JoeRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW BRAIN DROPPEDmed.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 232600781
Reposted by JoeAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag 993045567
Reposted by JoeEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 25982431644
Reposted by JoeAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud 13775071562
Joe @goulcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026back from holiday and ready to start my new role as PR and social lead for Ed Sheeran! Wish me luck 💖 011
Reposted by JoeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It rules so hard that this has become an anthology series where every entry has a different oddball director getting to go hog wild 3071685
Reposted by JoeLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha 11835003596
Reposted by Joejourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/202421 years ago Joe had a simple question 4567781593
Reposted by Joe🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Things! Can! Get! Better! 05715
Reposted by JoeEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26 10628181393
Reposted by JoePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol 2376631727
Joe @goulcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see 🍺 020
Joe @goulcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026really excited to hear BBC news readers fire up their yearly “and now, a VIDEO GAME—“ as if its some entirely new unknowable teen fad rather than the biggest entertainment industry in the world for the last 50 years 010
Reposted by JoeEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 26/08/2026and my 2 cents is that no new slurs should be created at all, however decrying the term “clanker” and the N word in the same sentence is fucking bonkers dude lmao 4473
Reposted by JoeJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS. 11187843445
Reposted by JoeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My man looks like Mr. Potato went to Lens Craftersmediaite.com‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp DigWhite House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump. 6785801597
Reposted by Joemolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky! 15169951231
Reposted by Joealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026stop 273132638
Reposted by JoeLauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨 Election denier Tina Peters to be hired as elections consultant in conservative California county Shasta county, hotbed of US election denialism movement, set to appoint ex-Colorado clerk who served prison term www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comElection denier Tina Peters to be hired as elections consultant in conservative California countyShasta county, center of US election denialism movement, set to appoint ex-Colorado clerk who served prison term 112422
Reposted by JoeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/08/2026Trump allies himself w/Kim Jong Un against South Korea: “Based on my very good relationship w/Kim Jong Un, I am not happy that the US has agreed to Joint Military Exercises…I recently asked the President of SK if they would like to join us in the Denuclearization of Iran, & they said, ‘No thanks!’” 59033081034
Reposted by JoeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If I can quit Twitter, you can too 602781384
Reposted by JoeViolet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.static.klipy.comUr Willy is RubbishAlt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run. 6277732656
Joe @goulcher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026hypnotist that keeps sending himself to sleep every time he says “you’re feeling verrrryy sleepy” 110
Reposted by JoeOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons 17734213
Reposted by JoeMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026An explosion at Moscow's luxury Balzi Rossi restaurant. Early reports say at least three people were killed and several others injured. Russian Telegram channels say the restaurant was closed to the public for the birthday of Russian general Aleksandr Chayko, commander of Russia's aerospace forces. 621054283
Reposted by JoeKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 01/08/2026It's actually climate change, you absolute gronk 910918
Reposted by JoeJoseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026SUSAN ORLEAN HAS JOINED THE ENEMY IN THE ODYSSEY WARS 1212915
Reposted by JoeVicki Sweetheart @violence.gay · 01/08/2026if i was in a hp themed black metal band i would kms myself out of embarrassment 49910
Joe @goulcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So cool that Charli xcx has released the best Strokes album in a decade! 000
Reposted by Joemattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 26/04/2025in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin 418541
Reposted by Joethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026silicon valley execs will say the 'singularity is upon us' and then the header image on the article is them standing there like this 101019106
Reposted by JoeZeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We don't understand human cognition well enough to even begin to emulate a mind. And our computers aren't powerful enough to fully simulate the brain of anything more complicated than a fruit fly. 392
Reposted by JoeReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23/07/2026One of HBO’s best miniseries and a kings ransom of character actor talent to boot 5503
Reposted by Joe👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell 603936832
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[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreicknw2r3baw24efjnvi3s3c72mn2qctuyzsxsanpynel6hnzxm7zi)
