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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house

@littlecageling.bsky.social
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erroneous fool hate-filled witch broken glass in morning light the kind of human wreckage that you love cutiepiebunnymousestrawberrytart 🐇🐁🍓 she/her 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 15h
Good selection of in-flight films: Hokum and Obsession are on the list to watch...
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 17h
Holiday has started!
Selfie with a mimosa, I'm sat in front of an airport runway
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cheers pals x
Selfie with a beer, my hair is messy and tied back into a bun
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the season of daddy long legs
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to a voicenote of @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social arguing with his ma about swear words. The disappointment of her going "no, no son" after he said "cunt" was very funny but EVEN FUNNIER was "oh son!!!" when he said "minge" lmao
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Packed and checked in 💃🙌🏻
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tag yourself, I'm Sweet Dumpling 🎃 x
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The Return, The Revenge, The Curse 🎃 @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at all the beautiful gourds
By pikaole, a set of wonderful cartoon like colourful gourds from Long Island Cheese to Cotton Candy to Blue Bell
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not the best session at the gym this morning, I really felt so so tired but! Still went. Glad I did.
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Westfield on a Saturday 😭
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C. Oulens @owlnsquirrels1111.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have been writing mostly non-themed for a while but something turned up For #PoemsAbout #Rot With thanks to @thebrokenspine.co.uk Will catch up on others works later. Thank you for reading 🙏 #Oulens #poetry #micropoetry #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity
Sweet Spores!


No Shit!
We just fucked the rot!
Why else would it smell 
so sweet
in the goo, beneath 
mushrooming fungi?


by C. Oulens
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can barely even move it side to side now, honestly the gym is so gooood 🙌🏻
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watched Furious, first few eps were fun, ended as expected, was quite happy when the various (child) rapists died ngl
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never understand why people ever think they KNOW lol every series
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bella is awesome
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maya's jacket is INCREDIBLE
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yessss
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TRAITORS TIMEEEEE
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just booked lounge access before my flight 💃
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jfc that was a long day BUT OUT OF OFFICE IS ON 🎉🙌🏻🌴🍹
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remembered to go out to pick up my prescription though, please clap
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a couple of things to get done before I can do so but my GOD I am looking forward to logging off and closing my laptop until 20th October
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SeaWindowCraster @seawindowcraster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1st October 2026 22.32
🎵by the light, by the light …
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how excited and stressed Claudia gets during the tasks
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Blunt's Greasy Nipples should be the name of a punk band
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant is so hilarious and perfect
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Found out today that one of the guys on my team who I work with a lot is a Man City fan and he's so saddddd and genuinely outraged about everything they've done I felt quite bad for him (I don't know football so don't @ me)
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are all making me very excited to watch it I'm sad I'm not live posting along though 😭
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH WAIT did it start at 8pm??? Definitely missing it then lol
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just on my way home and gonna miss start of Celebrity Traitors I think 😭
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got apple crumble pastries from Ole & Steen and they were so good
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very in favour of more people cycling but so many cyclists in central are actual menaces 😭
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last day in the office before my holiday 🎉🎉🎉🥳
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am Halloween'd
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw a "as a dad of two daughters" out in the wild and I honestly think it's people telling on themselves as someone who doesn't see women as human until they are a parent to girls
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a lush night with @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social we didn't take any pictures because we were too busy eating and chatting and drinking!
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Person sat next to me on the tube smells very strongly of weed and had tried to cover it with fragrance and it's all so strong it's given me a headache
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of the buses or tubes are running vaguely on time today and I'm going to be late 🙃
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mo is very funny #GBBO
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having real #MeToo flashbacks today, what with various news stories going around, and thinking a lot about how women were encouraged to rip themselves open and show off our trauma, in all its Technicolor glory, so that men might begin to believe us
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw someone "dunk" on millennials in a way that suggests they don't realise we're all like over 30 and have jobs and, like, know stuff and all the likes were retired boomers who live abroad and honestly 🙃🙃🙃
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again I am eating a mint aero
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My shoulders are very crunchy this evening
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the most "you" thing that you've somehow never read / watched / listened to? I'll start: Twin Peaks (much to @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social's horror)
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Boys will be boys" is what was said to me an honestly it makes me murderous
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed:
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🦇baby, I'm a haunted house @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a Danish client coming over on Thursday morning and I'm like... what do I sort for breakfast, surely I can't do pastries as they will just judge them by Danish pastry standards??
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
timeline cleanse
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