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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23/07/2026

Amazon, like Netflix, also wants to flail around with games aftermath.site/amazon-netflix...

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I’ve been seeing a lot of negative commentary on Michael Jackson lately so I went and watched a movie about him to find out what the deal was. But as far as I can tell from it he never did anything wrong, so I’m not sure what people are complaining about!

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Except there ain't nothing free, because there's no guarantees.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We must carry His spirit. It is time

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I said to a coworker, “How are you?” and he said, “Good, how are you?” and I said, “Good, how are you?” because I don’t know how conversation works.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

There should be a disclaimer on every tv show hosted by a streaming service that was cancelled before plot holes were resolved.

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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I hate crypto, I hate online gambling, I hate AI, I hate pay-later, I hate subscription models, I hate the gig economy, I hate ring cameras, I hate drones, I hate self checkout. I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

listening to the mclusky album that just came out: I am going to throw a brick at a car listening to the kara-lis coverdale album that just came out: I am going to hand feed a deer in a glade

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024

lol your posts are so funny dude. what’s your address

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julianne @hoagietime.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

yea cream on it

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June @junelalonde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I've had enough of computer

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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ ᑎ ᑕ ᑕ I ᑎ O

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

ME: hello John Wick how was your day JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt ME: *starts sweating*

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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Luke Jarret @lukejarret.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

[hosting a party] wife: ed’s very sensitive about not working right now don’t bring it up [later] ed: can I use your blender & make margaritas? me: nah that blender doesn’t even wor-- *catches ed’s eye* me: uh-- operate ..anymore. *ed, the surgeon, starts to weep gently*

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

it’s pointless to scold people for using twitter if you don’t give them a banking alternative

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