Reposted by gorestonItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've been meaning to draw this for ages. 24715
Reposted by gorestonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s all those Pb & J sandwiches. 34314
Reposted by gorestonMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO. 1029426
Reposted by gorestonSara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875471457
Reposted by gorestonLindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 26/09/2026happy henry day to all who celebrate BLESSED BE THE HENRY 56511
Reposted by gorestonTexas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72001538
Reposted by gorestonThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129172820
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is there a word for when an artist you've hated for years for no better reason than his shitty music and stupid face turns out to have deserved it? 000
Reposted by gorestonBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What is consciousness? What is sentience? These are philosophical question that have been asked since the dawn of time. How lucky we are to live in a time where 7 people in Northern California realised the answer is “being able to predict the most statistically significant next word in a sentence” 0814266
Reposted by gorestonMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Things To Do With Potatoes Throw a potato on the ground behind a stranger, then say "Excuse me, you've dropped your potato!". If they deny ownership, pull another potato from your pocket, saying "Well it's definitely not my one". Hide a potato in a pair of shoes at a bowling alley. 2043674
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you are not allergic, I recommend getting stung by a wasp as an adult. It is nowhere near as painful as you remember. 000
Reposted by gorestonElim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hard to imagine a more succinct and comprehensive description of him. (article well worth a read) 3375113
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 10/08/2026People: you can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: don't be so fucking stupid. Of course you can. Loads of famous songs have easily recognisable lyrics. That's sort of how music works. Aaaargh. People: why are you like this? we just wanted to share some music. 100
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Showing Jeremy Clarkson the reaction to Rod Liddle's death like 000
Reposted by gorestonMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026trying to choose a freudian therapist but they're all just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother 112224
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comFiona Parker PoseyALT: Fiona Parker Posey 110
Reposted by gorestonAlejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 21/07/2026They couldn't make The Sopranos today, because of woke up this morning 831074
Reposted by gorestonItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It might be Transformers 2. It wasn't unexpectedly-not-bad like the first one, it wasn't so insanely awful as to be slightly entertaining like the following ones, it was just robots and boredom in the same film. I swear there's a scene where they spent a fortnight of my time running across a desert. 061
Reposted by gorestonJames Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sea lions on a skirt Mules Gilet Jan Leeming 46224
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Happy birthday to Bret The Hitman Hart, who is not on bluesky and won't see this. Pretty cool celebrity to share a birthday with though. 001
Reposted by gorestonAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471416426
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is almost exactly what happened to me with bananas (although I don't have the same clear memory of exactly when I started hating them). What's going on there? 000
Reposted by gorestonFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Ever since I watched the movie Jaws, I’ve been terrified of swimming in the ocean with a canister of compressed air in my mouth. 126163
Reposted by gorestonHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars. 2317254859
Reposted by gorestonProf Stephen Whittle @profstephenwhittle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026As a matter of URGENCY, PLEASE could 100,000 of you sign this petition in the next week: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Disapprove the draft Equality Act 2010 guidance laid on 21 May 2026I want the House of Commons to disapprove the Equality Act 2010: Draft Code of Practice for services, public functions and associations, 2026 laid on 21 May 2026. 17286299
Reposted by gorestonScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Some good work being done here by @nichemusicmemes.bsky.social on Insta (h/t: @maggieserota.bsky.social): 1026147
Reposted by gorestonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I asked the man in the music shop if I could see their littlest oboe and he said “maybe tomorrow”. 924258
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Bananas. Evil. Smell bad. Taste bad. Texture bad. Full of spiders. 000
Reposted by gorestonRachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand 123100602161
Reposted by gorestonopen mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine 6360101
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Predictably awful shit from the current US administration, but also incredibly disappointing that there are any referees willing to continue officiating matches after this. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/w...nytimes.comU.S. Denies Entry to World Cup Referee From Somalia 120
Reposted by gorestonMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Nigel Farage Listens to the News 10449731891
Reposted by gorestonTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 01/06/2026And yet I am still banned from every Aviary in the UK 4896
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Shops that describe themselves as "Your local x." Bitch you don't know where I live. 000
Reposted by gorestonAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The lost art of headline writing is not quite dead. 717730
Reposted by gorestonBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America 342845474
goreston @goreston.bsky.social · 29/04/2026youtu.be/r7M2QZoUrGk?...youtu.beENGLISH Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles 1983 cartoon full movie baskerville curseYouTube video by maartjedenie 000
Reposted by gorestonToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard 36611147
