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Elim Garak

@elimgarak240b.bsky.social
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 38m
Sad realization: I am 775 miles from the nearest Whataburger.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 2h
Had to stay at the coal mine for a few extra hours today…and the dog didn’t pee on the floor while I was gone. I’m so proud of her!! Extra cheese for everybody!
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Theoden's Victory Cry: We Have Victory!
ALT: Theoden's Victory Cry: We Have Victory!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2h
If your belief system is against the concept of equal rights, your belief system can fuck off.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 3h
The great falcon of Dorchester stands guard over the charging stations.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 6h
Ok no more space vacations with pop stars until you manage to raise your labor standards to that of at least New England mill towns in the 1890s. Pretty please. Maybe if we give Bezos another tax cut the market will fix this. I'm sure it's fine. Go capitalism.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 10h
wow
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Germany arrests former intelligence chief over alleged spying
August Hanning served as president of Federal Intelligence Service from 1998 to 2005
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 10h
Same as yesterday, but for Jim Bakker this time: Shocked and saddened to find out that Jim Bakker had still been alive
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 21h
Received my early voting ballot today and this is the first time it’s ever had to be printed on two separate ballots owing to the nine ballot questions this year.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Terrifier movies are high comedy, not horror.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok so I think I officially have to stop checking Bluesky at work due to this nsfw animated shit invading my whole timeline
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow Evil Dead Rise is a bizarre movie.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think at some point this month I must rewatch the original Scream
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“No one protects the meek” 5 mins into Death of Robin Hood. It’s off to a good start.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is up with my feed being inundated with 100x more of these shitty looking nsfw animated things than usual.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pronouncer of the hardest T’s in the world
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bentleys are such Chrysler knockoffs
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today might be a day where I order a pizza and don’t go anywhere all day. Also, frats and ICE should both not exist.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s wild.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll give you two guesses. If your first guess isn’t “to further consolidate their own power and weaken the left” I zap you with a cattle prod.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every five or so years this happens in Chicago, a strange and likely haunted city where hundreds of millions are paid out to the victims of police violence and then the police get more money again in what one can only assume is the consequence of some pact with the devil
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same here, Chuck. Same here.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom loves pervert glasses. This should not be a surprise to anyone.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Needed that chuckle today
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky is breaking more often lately, no?
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes on nights like this when sleep is nowhere to be found I play a little game. I pick a random word or topic and see how many hyperlink clicks on a random Wikipedia article it takes to get to that topic’s article on wiki. Like a solo version of degrees to Kevin Bacon for my failing brain.
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Kate Manne @katemanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote for @thecut.com about the Cornell case and what it says that, at my institution and many others like it, protesters are often punished more harshly than sexual assailants www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My brain can not handle this right now.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK Sr would be deeply deeply ashamed of this fool.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw a FedEx worker in the corridor and my first thought was “I wonder if Cast Away is his favorite movie?” I’m an idiot.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Star Trek Voyager
ALT: Star Trek Voyager
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's fair to say I've learned a lot in my time on this humble little website. But one thing that has been made most abundantly clear is that apparently Seattle is a pretty good city.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love future Nurse Chapel’s big hairdo
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Bluesky broke again
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did fight my dad when he was in his prime. I was in high school. Injuries were incurred by all. This is among the long list of experiences that I now realize is not a normal thing to happen to someone during childhood.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spock-space-Fabio is hilarious
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I toast ancho chiles then steep and rehydrate them in lager and blend them up as the base for my chili. No one asked. I just felt like sharing this info with the world.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My chili production is bottlenecked by the size of the Dutch oven pot I make it in. Going to be starting a kickstarter to raise money for a down payment on a mortgage to get a larger one.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My chili is deep My chili is Earthy My chili is now my spirituality
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
La'an has a very good singing voice.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagining if every presidential candidate for the last 25 years had openly clearly stated “it is my top priority to make housing unaffordable and precarious in the US” what could they have done differently to get us in a worse position than we’re in right now
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mamdani accomplished what Bin Laden never could.. Truly terrifying
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elly Rules.
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It’s not all bad. Sometimes I don’t cry in the shower” -Spock
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s very concerned about the scary storm outside
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is too stupid to realize that any Dems that are overperforming are doing so *despite him*
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