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It’s been a long time since a joke has made me laugh as much as ‘my name is Fonzie and the president’s been shot’

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I just don’t want to alienate the lucrative murderer market

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I’m still on the fence about murder.

James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PIDDINGTON BEAR A marmalade sandwich loving bear from Peru arrives in Piddington and is kicked to death by racists.

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‪Just broke my favourite mug and now my printer won’t print. This is the worst September 11th ever.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How long before this mad old cunt gets his own show on GBeebies?

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Everyone’s got a novel in them. That was a strange night at A+E

Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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[To the tune of "We love Rock and Roll] FLAT ROOFED MURDER PUB! POP IN FOR A PINT AND YOU COME OUT BLEEDING!

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When a club has to buy players from themselves, the game’s gone.

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Brighton are set to sign Femi Azeez from Brighton…

James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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If pop songs were written about British towns and cities... A clip from next week's deep-dive of a random UK Top 10 singles chart. Full episodes on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts from. linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Podcast series where we travel the UK trying to work out where Daphne Moon’s family are from.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When you’ve asked Christopher Nolan what his new movie soundtrack’s gonna be

James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Timothy Olyphant has packed his trunk and said ‘goodbye Andy Serkis’

James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I was sure it was called the Mugabe Effect

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

FUN FACT: The 'Loch Ness Monster' doesn't want to be found, because it did 9/11

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I was sure it was called the Mugabe Effect

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton A reminder that the song 9 to 5’s highest chart position in the UK singles chart is 47. Surely we can do something about that now?

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Get back to me when the robot has ‘celebrated’ with the entire Swedish robot volleyball team

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s just like watching Brazil. Sadly, in the 2014 World Cup semi final

Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

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Columnist Class hounding a Black academic for fun, over claims in his memoir that rudimentary research show to be true, doubling down because they've got a good anti "woke" narrative going now & falling over each other to defend the sweaty little white supremacist whose racist blog kicked it off

Palin in Death of Stalin, saying 'Rod Liddle would be loving this' instead of 'Stalin would be loving this'

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

‘Where did you learn to shout? A comedy club?’ - hack helicopter pilot

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ralf Little implies the existence of Ralf Massive.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yeah well last men finish nice

James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There used to be 12 in a pack of Jaffa Cakes and now there’s 10. Yes my expertise is eating entire packs of Jaffa Cakes without even enjoying or noticing it.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

HEY DUMMIES QUIT SETTING FIRE TO STUFF NO WORRIES IF NOT ANDY B

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’ll show you to how lose weight by cutting out garnish.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Early Pavement Song: *all instruments at once play independently* *yelling* Late Pavement Song: (much slower and calmer) My favourite wicket keeper On the parsley gondola Has lost her shoes

Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

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Clarkson made most of his money and became famous from working on the BBC so I would like a letter of apology from everyone who paid their tv license in the 1990s.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's weird when people bristle at the idea of abolishing billionaires. Are you a billionaire? Is your mum one? Why do you care? It would be good to abolish billionaires. More money for public services, less money for them to buy rape islands.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm a self-employed stand-up comedian UNLESS you're from my car insurance company in which case I'm a retired headmistress.

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Next on BBC1, Claudia Winkelman scrolls through her Instagram.