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Liz @ new kid on the block

@googlymooglies.bsky.social
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cats, chickens, plants, crafting. queer grey-ace. wlw. always right.

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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And evergreen advice for any kind of alarming email/phone call. Something I have struggled to remember when I've been phished, for real.
The defense, increasingly, is a single habit: when an email tells you something alarming about an account, don't respond to the email. Go to the service directly, on your own, the way you always do. If something is really wrong, you'll see it there. If you don't see it there, the email was lying.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."
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Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/04/2026
sleep when the baby sleeps, read queries when the baby reads queries
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I love this and space but I’m sorry this looks fake as hell lmao
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"
Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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Johto Times @johtotimes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Thirty years of Pokémon? *Surprised Pikachu face*
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Email to USA Hockey
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I adore Francesca Bridgerton so much and I love her and John, and I’m so excited for Michaela but devastated that John has to die, this sucks. He’s such a good egg.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Style: Opening Track: Period Artist: CHEMISTRY Year: 2009 Studio: Bones #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #FullmetalAlchemist #FMA #FullmetalAlchemistBrotherhood #Brotherhood #FMAB
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
VLC Media Player is like the coelacanth of computer programs it does one thing exceptionally well, it's free, and so everyone just accepts that it's the best in 99% of cases
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Discord served its purpose almost flawlessly by 2021 and then constantly made itself worse over the ensuing years The constant drive to change products that serve their purpose perfectly well really does exemplify the problems with an "endless growth" mindset
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If anyone is selling you the opportunity to make money, *you* are how *they* make money and the 'secret' they have is convincing people like you to pay them. There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking
Show
Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen
Prue Leith
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Franken-Lumen ⚡️ @lurizonart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
An addition
Additional comic riffing off the quoted post, someone states to Elon Musk “You could try to increase your happiness by being kind or charitable.” Elon, wearing a shirt that says “Mr. World Hunger” sniffles, before just replying “noooo…”
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 04/02/2026
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Rosemary • GOT ENGAGED 💍 @breadsticc.art · 02/02/2026
This thing 🫴
HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!
A screenshot of a link with a question mark followed by a seemingly random string of characters.
These are source identifiers. Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. 
When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. 
Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
human needs are universal we all need food and shelter society is a cooperative we’re stronger together all children deserve love liberty is everything
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
wow two air fryers
a drawing of two simple shapes side by side: on the left, an air fryer with a dark handle; on the right, a rounded shape (very similar to the air fryer) with a thick black tail hanging downa black and white cat on a kitchen counter, facing away, with its dark tail hanging straight down. next to it sits a white air fryer with a black handle. the cat’s body and tail closely resemble the shape and details of the air fryer beside it
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
if the economy of a wealthy nation keeps the ultra rich in privilege and the majority living month to month, with full time work unable to provide a living and millions homeless.. it’s a failure. it’s wrong. amoral. uncaring. a form of societal violence. #affordability
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C. Thi Nguyen @add-hawk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out. As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class. Here's what happened:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Never been more proud of my son than just now, when he was sleeping on my chest and I sneezed and he didn’t wake up. Way to go kid 🥰
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Aria of effect 🏳️‍⚧️ (ENVtuber) @ariaofeffect.live · 18/01/2026
yup, everyone is stating it was a false flag, but no, it was an international effort by experienced coders, across hundreds of companies, to fix it in time to prevent issues coming from the millennium bug. and even then it still wasn't a full solution, the fix caused some bugs and...
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Similarly, I’ve never asked my fucking dishwasher.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Baby boy story time: Last week, baby boy had an incident that required an emergency bath (😅😳🫣). We have a baby bathtub with 4 “modes” for the various growth stages, and have only used the newborn stage thus far. Prepping the bath, I thought to myself, “you know he’s gained some weight and —
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way. Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
And listen. ICE doesn’t care about your passport anyway. They detain US citizens constantly. None of this is actually about immigration. It never was, but they aren’t even pretending anymore.
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was talking about this my wife, who has an extra empathic personality. I told her that nothing would change if she ignored the news for a week, as long as she didn't pretend it wasn't happening. And we agreed to still do what we could, which is donate to orgs doing the work and call reps.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 13/01/2026
when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/01/2026
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
May Jonathan Ross never know another moments peace for the rest of his life
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Dave Williams @syrstorm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Wish I could internalize this
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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned "forever" into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like... if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it's a "failed" business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don't actually want to keep doing that, you're a "failed" writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it's a "failed" marriage.

The only acceptable "win condition" is "you keep doing that thing forever". A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a "real" friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a "phase" - or, alternatively, a "pity" that you don't do that thing any more. A fandom is "dying" because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it's okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success... I don't think that's doing us any good at all.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
theonion.com/chevron-ceo-...
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Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week
HOUSTON—Calling the executive’s demeanor “unnervingly jovial,” company sources confirmed Tuesday that Chevron CEO Mike Wirth sure was in a good mood this week. “Man, normally that guy is a first-rate ...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
there's a lot of good ones but for me it's gotta be "put baby in pelican mouth"
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Louis Foxe "Ferus" @louisfoxe.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It's a long one, but my other favorite is Areppo, so this is still shorter (I'll reply with the rest of the alt text) 1/2
Screenshot of a tumblr post:
Username: somecunttookmyurl
There is a tendency with history, I think, because we're so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people

A child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. They were fingerpainting. A viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words "this is very high" 10 ft off the ground. Somebody centuries… millenia… ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in their backyard rather than attempt to clean it. Shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. Tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. A Roman carves his name into a monument in another country said "I was here." A prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. A medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.

Every human being across history has said "i was here. I lived. I loved. I made something. I laughed. I cried. Please do not forget me"

Reply username: somecunttookmyurl
Most of us are not important enough that we will be remembered by name for more than a few decades. We are not kings or queens or great military leaders or innovators or influential artists, musicians, authors.

But all of us, every one has a deep primal need to persist. We leave handprints on the wall, scratch out names into stones, carve initials into a tree, mark our growth as children on a wall, bury little time capsules. Write in the margins of a book. Hide notes behind wallpaper.

Reaching out into the future to some unknown human long after we're gone to say

"Hello, you. I was here once."

[screenshot of tags reading #poetry #not rly but i don't have a better tag and i'm obsessed w this]
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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Sanction us. Bar entry with US passports. Upper middle class Americans are so used to being isolated from politics having any impact in their actual lives that canceling their European vacations en masse might actually stop this.
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BáiYù 🏳️‍⚧️ he/they | TMPJ!!! @baiyu.tofu.rocks · 03/01/2026
A meme of Captain Haddock from Tinton saying, "What a year huh?" Tinton replies, "Captain, It's January 3rd."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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Liz @ new kid on the block @googlymooglies.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
CAN THE REST OF THE WORLD PLEASE IMPOSE SOME FUCKING CONSEQUENCES FOR ONCE
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