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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 01/10/2026
dildosmiths have the chance to do the funniest thing cc @funkittoys.bsky.social
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's cocktober buy dildo
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'll be releasing the bloody axe variants all month this month as soon as i find the dang pictures
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fifteen minutes
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
24 hours!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THREE DAYS LEFT to preorder a candy corn plug before prices go up to full!
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Chris Yates @superyates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More big "round number" puzzles from over the years! Here's Bafflers #2000 "Temple At The End Of The World", #3000 "Compass Rose", #4000 "Calm Amidst Chaos" and #5000 "A Stitch In The Universe"
A photo of a hand cut and painted multi-level wooden jigsaw puzzle that is rather complicated and large with lots of geometric cutaways and spindles on the substantial base structure. It is painted entirely monochromatic for some reason or anotherA photo of a hand cut and painted multi-level wooden jigsaw puzzle that is rather complicated and large with lots of geometric cutaways and spindles on the substantial base structure. It sort of looks like a compass rose you'd find in the corner of old maps. It is painted in a warm orange-red-purple palette against a hammered black baseA photo of a hand cut and painted multi-level wooden jigsaw puzzle that is rather complicated and large with lots of geometric cutaways and spindles on the substantial base structure. It is painted mostly in shades of blue, save for the green island pieces that form around the top of the spindle. There is also a little tree on the island that is created once this whole dang thing is put togetherA photo of a hand cut and painted multi-level wooden jigsaw puzzle that is rather complicated and large with lots of geometric cutaways and spindles on the substantial base structure. It is painted and cut in a kitchen-sink type approach and was the largest puzzle I will probably ever make
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm not kidding, how do i get a case of this to baltimore i have friends to make into former friends with it
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Re)watching season 7 of Taskmaster, and watching James Acaster fail flamboyantly and gleefully, in his weird, awkward yet charming way, and I keep being reminded of his iconic rant on transphobia and edgy comedians www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqm...
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What's Wrong? Too Challenging For You!? | James Acaster | COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999
YouTube video by James Acaster
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Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roll an Athletics check
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for reference, i am a good example of what happens when someone with ADHD goes unmedicated for a decade
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you know how with sex dice you usually get two six sided dice... but there's more than six sexy things, and more than six sexy things to do with them? i fixed that. www.funkittoys.com/sexdice
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Sex Dice | Enhance intimacy — Play Now — Funkit Toys
Explore fun, gender-neutral sex dice sets to enhance intimacy, explore partners, and add variety to your relationship with customizable game-style dice.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's finally bisexual outfit season
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally a new mood came out right, i can do new toys again
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who can get me one of these, i am willing to negotiate
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if there is ever an AI avatar of me it's being controlled by whoever killed me, and i would like to formally request swift vengeance in that situation
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it made me do this
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Hole Hog — Funkit Toys
'alf of this would be enough, but 'e went whole hog. The Deep Lore says that one day, a hero will rise up from the depths of the internet's weirdest corner. Engorged with purpose, this sensual hog wil...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
six days left for preorder pricing!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just spent 400 on packaging and need to spend another 400 on shipping boxes before the month is out. woulda been half that just a couple years ago, even post-covid. fuck this administration for bigger reasons than this, but for this reason too.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
an hour and fifteen minutes until I am once again shielded from the sight of straight women and gay men, not to be noticed again for another 364 days
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bisexual visibility day, buy bisexually-made dildos funkittoys.com
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you live in Canada or Mexico, i have shipping to your countries back in the store! Go have fun! funkit.toys
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if a dik-dik dicks a dik-dik's dick, is it a dik-dik dock?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What would you like to know about dildos? be sure to indicate whether you would like the answer to be true or not.
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Auntie Vice @auntievice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every year when this pre-sale starts, I hear "It's the most wonderful time of the year" in my head. Love mine & highly recommend folks grab one for spooky season. And, tastes & smells better than actual candy corn. Check out @funkittoys.bsky.social for a bunch of awesome stuff.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What would you like to know about dildos? be sure to indicate whether you would like the answer to be true or not.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 20/09/2026
can't believe it but: 10 years ago today, we released the very first episode of The Dildorks!!! wouldn't recommend going all the way back to that first one (it's cringe-o-rama), but we do have almost 500 episodes that you should peruse, listen to, & share! thedildorks.com 😘
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's wild how much less candy corn I see here than I did on Twitter, even as a percentage of replies
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 22/02/2026
I got a "why does everything have to be about sex" comment on my comic, which has no sex, so I was confused until I realized what they meant was "why does your comic have to be about queer people?" And the answer is "to make you, specifically, uncomfortable."
Kim Ross: "I swear, Xiaoling Chavez, you keep finding new ways to help me out. I can't begin to express how much you mean... I-I mean how much IT means... to..."

*various scenes of Kim and Ling being gay at each other*
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FREEEEEEEEESH fish
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Catch of the Day — Funkit Toys
Finally, a serious impact toy for unserious people! It's a fish you hit people with. Like Monty Python or the Muppet Show, but vegan! And odorless. And you don't need a new one every time. Really, the...
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MokuseiFox 🔞 @mokuseifox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wish I could charge paypal a dollar for every time a customer's address couldn't be verified, it happens like one in ten orders no that I'm stuck with them
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FREEEEEEEEESH fish
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Catch of the Day — Funkit Toys
Finally, a serious impact toy for unserious people! It's a fish you hit people with. Like Monty Python or the Muppet Show, but vegan! And odorless. And you don't need a new one every time. Really, the...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dildos
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you like candy corn? Do you hate candy corn? Who cares? Shove it up yer ass!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hat, Rat, Bat, Cat, Chat, and Sat
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oversized Hoodie, Tailored Suit, Pretty Dress, Dirty Tank Top, Graphic Tee, and Tits Out
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me could not begin to comprehend how i came to be
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tis the season www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
didn't know these came with a prize inside
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
didn't know these came with a prize inside
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tis the season www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gonna take some new candy corn pics this week, gotta do it
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's almost cocktober
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cam friends, my open offer returns for another year...
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