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@aliascelli.bsky.social
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Fandom's accountant, writer&crafter. Your fandom probly, esp kpop RPF (BTS+more), Heated Rivalry. Queer, she/her, 50s. 'cozy hug of a human' & 'secret thread mage' Fics etc archiveofourown.org/users/celli Other sites linktr.ee/aliascelli

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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 1h
SO cool!!!!
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 4h
#wipwednesday #BtsFic more heisting for @btswipfest.bsky.social!
The elevator moved slowly up. It dinged for level two and they all shook the nerves out and assumed their positions.

A small group of men (thugs) were standing outside, talking amongst themselves and watching the elevator open. Jungkook and Jimin led the rest of them out. Jimin placed his walking stick carefully and rested both hands on it.

Namjoon could see the men taking his group in; Hoseok with his briefcase, Seokjin wearing his sunglasses, Jungkook holding his fan. Namjoon held a newspaper in front of him. He made a show of looking over it at the men.

“Kang,” he said shortly.

“Sajangnim is busy,” a man in a shirt with a truly hideous pattern on it said. “Get an appointment and come back later.”

The lights above them flickered. Namjoon considered them all, then finally spoke. “No.”
The thugs moved closer to Namjoon and his group. Some of them flexed threateningly. Behind Namjoon, Taehyung laughed. With his fake beard, he looked nothing like the delivery kid who had brought food the week before and taken careful note of the layout of the building.

Jungook stepped out in front. Jimin stayed just behind him, still leaning on his walking stick. The guy in the terrible shirt came up nose to nose with him.

Jungkook dropped his fan. “Oops,” he said innocently. The guy’s gaze dropped for just a moment, following the fan--

And Jungkook punched him square in the face.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 15h
#kpop recruiting songs for a podfic! Can anyone think of a Jungkook cover song with a guitar accompaniment?
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New dress for in-office!
I'm a white woman with purple hair and blocky black glasses, wearing a dark blue dress with a print of a starry night sky and a sparkly gold necklace.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#celliKorean Submitting my Korean homework two days before the deadline instead of at the last possible second. Who have I become????
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obligatory in-office selfie. I'm alone today so I'm wearing a boring outfit. Tomorrow there are other people here so I'm going to wear something fun.
I'm a white woman with purple hair and blocky black glasses, wearing a forest green sweater and a necklace that looks like an old-fashioned hotel key and keyring.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#crafting Making some progress on @arajellybean.bsky.social's Yoongi!
An embroidery project of BTS's Yoongi, standing in a doorway and waving at the end of the D-Day tour. He's wearing neutral colored clothes and the background behind him is partially filled in with a dark purple.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bump!
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Instant #HRficrec - The Uncle Trap, where Shane and Ilya break up (🤬 Crowell) and the Pike kids decide to get them back together! It's fic and podfic - I do super rec the podfic, but if that's not your thing the story itself is AMAZING. I laughed, I cried, etc. archiveofourown.org/works/89663746
Rating:

        Explicit 

Archive Warning:

        No Archive Warnings Apply 

Category:

        M/M 

Fandoms:

        Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
Heated Rivalry (TV) 

Relationships:

        Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Shane Hollander & Amber Pike & Arthur Pike & Jade Pike & Ruby Pike & Ilya Rozanov 

Characters:

        Ilya Rozanov
Shane Hollander
Hayden Pike
Hayden Pike's Children
Jackie Pike
Roger Crowell 

Additional Tags:

        Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
The Parent Trap-Style Shenanigans
Inspired by The Parent Trap
Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Breaking Up & Making Up
Mutual Pining(while broken up)
Getting Back Together
Reunited and It Feels so Good
Coming Out
The Irina Foundation (Game Changers)
Game Changers Hockey Camp (Game Changers)
Good Friend Hayden Pike
Good Parent Hayden Pike
Family Bonding
Kid Fic
Banter
Canon-Typical Communicating Through Sex
Dramedy
Comedy
Angst with a Happy Ending
Podfic
Podfic and Text in the Same Work
Podfic Length: 4-4.5 Hours 

Language:
    English 
Collections:
    Pod_Together 2026
Stats:

    Published:
        2026-08-28
    Completed:
        2026-09-15
    Words:
        36,624
    Chapters:
        7/7
    Comments:
        268
    Kudos:
        275
    Bookmarks:
        83
    Hits:
        6,797

 The Uncle Trap
klb, rockinhamburger
Summary:

    When Uncle Ilya and Uncle Shane break up for mysterious reasons—just months after getting married in their living room—the Pike twins come up with a plan to get them back together.

    A Parent Trap AU
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha, don't ask me how that first link led to a fic I've never even seen before. Should be this!
archiveofourown.org
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My @kpopficmix.bsky.social has been revealed! 🌞 The Boy in the Moon (The Cosmos Remix) 🌞 G, 2K 🌞 BTS Ensemble, minimoni 🌞 Hoseok the sun and the rest of the BTS cosmos try to take care of Namjoon (the moon) as he falls in love with Jimin (a fairy) 🌞 archiveofourown.org/works/90472496
 The Boy in the Moon (The Cosmos Remix) by celli for gensmenu
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    General Audiences
    No Archive Warnings Apply
    M/M
    Complete Work

26 Sep 2026
Tags

    No Archive Warnings Apply
Jung Hoseok | J-Hope & Kim Namjoon | RM 
Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin
Jung Hoseok | J-Hope 
Kim Namjoon | RM 
Bangtan Boys | BTS Ensemble
Alternate Universe - Fantasy 
Sun Jung Hoseok 
Moon Kim Namjoon 
Mythical Beings & Creatures 
K-Pop Ficmix 2026 
Remix 

Summary

    Namjoon is too busy falling in love with Jimin the fairy to realize that most of the cosmos, especially Namjoon's best friend Hoseok, the sun, are worried about him and hoping for him.

    A remix of gensmenu's The Boy in the Moon.

Language:
    English
Words:
    1,931
Chapters:
    1/1
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still Life, a namgikook where Yoongi is a reaper - the cliffhangers! archiveofourown.org/works/441056 this warm precipice, yoonkook omegaverse, shotgun marriage of convenience archiveofourown.org/works/92323026 something like magic, taegimin, magic and sweetness archiveofourown.org/works/72429441
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keeping me company while Baseball Niece and I watch hockey videos (all about goalies).
C8T0, a light colored tortoiseshell cat, lying on a white blanket and licking her paw.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Selfies, complaining about me not feeding her on time, updating everyone on Bird TV.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today at work: remember that vendor who was ghosting me? He gave me something I don't understand and now he gets to explain it to me in very small words, sucks to be him.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh! (This thread also taught me ctrl-backspace!)
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BTS as (American style) accountants, a thread 🧮 NJ: Senior manager in a tax practice. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of laws and loopholes, and enough authority that clients don’t push when he tells them that cool new trick they learned from the Internet will get them audited.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Waaaant
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In office pics! Ignore that the sweater doesn't match the skirt. Nobody can tell on Zoom and I'm freezing.
I'm a white woman with purple hair and blocky black glasses, wearing a black shirt and a multicolored sweater.My skirt, leg, and foot. The skirt is autumn leaves with black dragons subtly flying through them. I'm wearing purple tights under it and a chunky black shoe.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In-office today. Got all the way upstairs and realized I forgot to switch from sunglasses to regular glasses. So now I'm squinting at my screen and waiting for someone else to come in so I can leave the place open and run down to my car. 🤦‍♀️ Hopefully this is the biggest thing to go wrong today.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A Tumblr post from waspsinyouryard:
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Noooo, I didn't mean stuff should HAPPEN! I didn’t mean to do THAT kind of complaining to the internet!!!!!!
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My executive function is shit today. It's the quietest time of the work month, which should mean catching up on all the little things that got pushed out of the way when I was busy and/or sick, buuuut not so much. It's been like this all week. I need my brain to kick in.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#wipwednesday #BtsFics The start of my @btswipfest.bsky.social! This is in the heist fic series, but other than a couple of throwaway references is supposed to stand alone. It takes place during parts of the 2.0 MV.
“Hyung, your wig is on crooked.”

“Sunglasses indoors?”

“Taehyung-ah, you can’t steal all the spirit gum!”

Namjoon tugged his wig until it was even, then looked around at his crew. “Taehyung-ah, give Jimin the spirit gum. Seokjin hyung, with the way those lights flash in that building, you’ll be glad you’re in sunglasses. Kook-ah, what are you taking - is that a fan?”

“I can do a lot of damage with a fan,” Jungkook said with a pout.

Namjoon sighed. “I miss my sister.”

“Where is Jeongyeonie?” Hoseok asked.

“Noona said if we wanted to do mobster cosplay for a small-time heist we could do it without her, and went on a spa weekend with Nayeon noona,” Jungkook said.

Namjoon rolled his eyes.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#celliKorean My Korean school is doing an extra hour of review again this term, and I'm excited because it's very useful, but it's also at 9pm Friday nights. And it starts the same day I get my next vaccinations. 😬 So useful though! And the teacher is lovely.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fannish projects for the rest of the year: ✍️ Yuletide 12/17/26 ✍️ Guiding Light Fest 1/15/27 ✍️ WIP Fest 2/13/27 ✍️ Cat Yoongi Fest 2/28/27 🎙️ ITPE 12/17/26 🎙️ FTH 12/31/26 🪡🪡 FTH embroidery 12/31/26 🧶🧶 baby gifts N/A 🪡 freelance charity N/A
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me to my brother: that's the thing you showed us that you painted, right? It is. I think he's a space wolf.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I even missed the promo post! Look how pretty this art (by the mods) is!
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a fic of mine remixed! painting on each other by anonymous, a remix of Deductions (yoonkook: Yoongi is an accountant and JK is a Youtuber). It's so delightful omg!!!!!!
archiveofourown.org
painting on each other - Anonymous - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just signed up for @catyoongifest.myatproto.social with an idea @emmascribbles.bsky.social and I have been tossing around. Because what I needed was to sign up to ANOTHER fest. But how could I resist?
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#injury I was supposed to go into the office today but I postponed so I could wear clothes that don't touch my scrape. Grateful I'm not in the office 5 days a week and can be flexible about when I go. And the rest is mostly better. Just waiting for the bubble wrap y'all ordered to get here, lol.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#kpop this is the most magical moment of the night for me
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#injury anyone have any insight on why it hurts the scrape on my thigh when I try to straighten my leg out? feels like it's too tight. please let it not be that it's healing wrong/I need to see the doctor, I *will* cry if anything else goes wrong health-wise this month.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The new issue of @journal.transformativeworks.org is out, including this article, "From the Canadian shack to the Canadian cottage: Heated Rivalry as slash" by Kristina Busse.
journal.transformativeworks.org
From the Canadian shack to the Canadian cottage: Heated Rivalry as slash | Transformative Works and Cultures
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My first Yuletide nomination of the year - it's a fun things-blow-up Guy Ritchie movie. Clever, quippy, female characters I loved, and Jake & Henry's characters might be canonically married depending on how you look at it. Warning on the film for strobes, warning from me for high body count.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#todo things to contemplate doing: ❔️ naps ❔️ lunch/meds ❔️ friend calls/TV ❔️ writing ❔️ resting/fic/TV ❔️ Korean - speaking or writing homework, or just more vocab review? ❔️ cooking - something easy with the meat I just got or freezing it and winging it for lunches? ❔️ crafting - during friend calls?
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morning! (*small voice* owwww)
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#injury Just took my jeans off and I have a scrape a couple inches long on my leg, pretty bruised around the outside already. Everything is very sore but fortunately bedtime is painkiller time!
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made it 11 months without falling post-surgery and have now fallen for the second time this month - in a theatre, tripped over the edge of a seat and bounced off more edges on my way down. Banged up my thigh, under my arm, and knee, but not my bad knee so we'll call it a win. Fuck, ow.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#kpop this knowledge must already be known, right?
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I woke up, went back to sleep, fed the cat, folded the laundry, ate a food, and came home. Tonight I have an event with the twin that doesn't start until EIGHT and is I think three hours long. I need at least two naps to be ready for that. (I would bail but it means a lot to the twin.)
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#kids Baseball Niece is playing some sort of game and shouting about it and I keep starting to shush her and then I'm like...why? She's not doing anything wrong. I don't need to tell her to be smaller for the sake of my ears. Leave her the fuck alone. ...I do wish I'd remembered headphones, though.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today has a #todo list: 🐥 mammogram 🐥 drive to twin's 🐥 lunch/meds 🐥🐥🐥 wash laundry 🐥🐥🐥 dry laundry 🐥 sign up for ITPE 🐥 Baseball Niece from school 🐥🥚 nap 🥚 dinner for me & nieces 🐣 prep BN for hockey 🥚 feed & sit with Mom's cat 🥚🥚🥚🥚 fold laundry 🥚 Korean 🥚 write 🐣 make sure dogs out 🥚 bed on time
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Health good news (for a change)! Had my six-month mammogram due to [stuff] and it was so good I don't have to come back for a year! \o/ AND I had a family obligation after so no work. All I have to do the rest of the day is feed my nieces and some pets. So. Many. Naps.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone have a magic trick for winding down after a high energy evening? I have to go to bed ASAP and I'm wired from class. Barring a suggestion from the crowd, I'm trying a podfic and sternly reminding myself that YouTube is not for early nights.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#celliKorean this class is in a higher gear! more homework, more vocab. the teacher will speak in Korean as much as possible so I'm trying to memorize "please write, please repeat, please look" etc. I won't drown IF I put the time in. 😬
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking for comfort fic? Heated Rivalry, BTS, TXT. Fluff, less than 10K, did I mention fluff? Any pairing, omegaverse/genderswap welcome.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#kpop on the other hand there's this! I already have tickets for week 1 with @pastelsinmysky.bsky.social and @sansets.bsky.social and I'm working on week 2 with my local ARMY buddy. And I thought of my first ever freebies to bring! \o/
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had a lovely early morning - @emmascribbles.bsky.social sent pics and video of Australian animals to educate Baseball Niece - and then I logged on and looked at the aftermath of yesterday's [thing that caused crashout]. I would like to do this please:
static.klipy.com
Taehyung Getting Ready for Sleep
Alt: Taehyung, in boxer shorts and a t-shirt with notable bedhead, lying down in bed and pulling a white comforter over himself.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg, I giggled so hard! This is PERFECT.
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