Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 2hToday’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is a very special ABC Mystery Movie Event: Columbo in the Land of the Giant Bugs 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 22hSOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME is out today! I've got a story in there I'm super proud of, and I'm freaking delighted by the writers & stories in there: buy it from your favorite bookstore, share the good news, send me a photo of the book out in the wild pls. bookshop.org/p/books/some...bookshop.org 061
Reposted by Juan MartinezStoryStudio Chicago @storystudiochicago.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy pub day to our wonderful instructor @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social, who is the editor of this new anthology of Latiné horror stories, Something Followed Us Home. Also includes stories from instructors @fulmerford.com and staffer @anandalima.bsky.social! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Someth...simonandschuster.comSomething Followed Us Home“Insightful, humane, and original, Something Followed Us Home features the most exciting voices in dark fiction today and is a must read for any we... 176
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 29/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is a car-dealer-parking-lot balloon confrontation. 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 26/09/20265yo, watching BOSS BABY: "that's imaginary, babies don't talk." me: "that's right, babies--" 5yo: "Babies don't have brains." 1100
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 26/09/2026So excited for this landmark anthology to be out in the world & super proud that my story is in there in such awesome company: first time that anything I’ve written has been translated to Spanish. 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 24/09/2026yes the wear-a-tie-every-time-I-go-to-campus thing is still happening 270
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 24/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is collective action at work. 040
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 21/09/2026— Juan Martinez ‘s “Mechanical Servants LLC” is a delightfully weird tale with echoes of Ray Bradbury and Al Sarrantonio. — ❤️ 032
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 21/09/2026Super excited for the UntitledTown Book & Author Festival in Green Bay, WI in one week! I'd love to see you there! Here's everything I'm doing (links & details in thread): 110
Reposted by Juan MartinezCynthia Pelayo @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Simon & Schuster lists Something Followed Us Home as one of The Best Books in Horror, along with Stephen King's IT, Agustina Bazterrica's Tender Is the Flesh, Tananarive Due's Mazywood, Marcus Kliewer's The Caretaker, Nick Cutter's The Dorians and more. www.simonandschuster.com/p/horror-readssimonandschuster.comHorror ReadsThe best horror books are here! Start reading these spine-chilling, heart-pumping, and palm-sweating reads that are sure to keep you up at night. 2199
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 20/09/2026so freaking proud & happy & grateful to see EXTENDED STAY in this killer list of killer houses: people.com/10-haunted-h...people.com 0114
Reposted by Juan Martinezjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026i simply cannot imagine the level of delusion and sheer ignorance it takes to believe that the rise of Republican Nazis is some outside imposition and not something that has come from within the American right. 303126242
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026my greatest fear as a parent? that i'll fly off to my Christmas family vacation in Paris & forget my son at home, so he’ll be forced to fend off burglers w/ elaborate booby traps & contraptions 270
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026this lil guy is all done course planning and super excited for the fall quarter 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026a delicious misalignment, founder 2 will explain to the board, is why founder 1 couldn’t be with us today 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026founder 2 is nodding and listening—she’s totally listening—but also she’s thinking about this new term she just came up with and can’t wait to try out w the board: “a delicious misalignment” 050
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026feels like the GOP is now just a bunch of Tim Robinsons stuffed into a single hot-dog costume 170
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026here’s founder 1 explaining (for the third time this fiscal quarter) that under no circumstances is it acceptable to eat anyone who has been recently onboarded 060
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 17/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is an argument between the two founders about mission alignment & capital runway & the unexplained disappearance of most of their HR staff. 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026picked up these two blu-rays from the library & accidentally created a new unbeatable cross-country team 050
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026picked up these two blu-rays from the library & accidentally created a new Dynamic Duo 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026but don’t be so quick to dismiss the equally bold Miracle Whip Sriracha Habanero, now with gochujang 051
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is when the Heinz CEO gathers the top division heads to duke it out for Best Condiment. 0111
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 15/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the usual backyard birds doing their annual late-spring Fosse routine. 0111
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 13/09/2026It’s my favorite set of signs from the area! I wanted to walk by there and take photos too but I was running late! 180
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 12/09/2026so much excellent storefront signage in Chicago but the stretch along Van Buren & Clark may be my favorite 1265
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 12/09/2026It’s happening today! See you there! And check out all the amazing programming: printersrowlitfest.orgprintersrowlitfest.orgPrinters Row Lit FestThe 41st Annual Printers Row Lit Fest, the largest free outdoor literary event in the Midwest, returns to Printers Row on September 12-13, 2026. 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026Hi, friends! See you at the Printers Row Lit Fest this Saturday 9/12 at noon on the Digital Realty Stage (On W. Polk St., at Plymouth Ct.) in conversation with Caroline Bicks and moderated by Jeremy T. Wilson. 161
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026Latines make up 20% of the US & 30-40% of the horror movie audience & (going by the smaller household sample of me) 100% of horror readers. SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME is the first Big 5 all-latine horror anthology. Pre-order, OK? It's a big deal. bookshop.org/p/books/some...bookshop.org 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026So freaking excited for this October 1 event for SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME. If you're in Chicago or anywhere near or if you just want to drive a million miles to come to this, please do! It's with the amazing @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social & @anandalima.bsky.social 1146
Reposted by Juan MartinezAndrew Hertzberg @andhertz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t think I can make any Printers Row festivities unfortunately but go to these things if you can! 022
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026also, also? Harlin is currently at work on a killer orcas v. yacht movie starring John Travolta. can't wait! 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026also, DEEP WATER does the one thing i ask of a shark movie: lots of people to root for, but also lots of people to root for to get eaten by sharks www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wGu...youtube.com‘Deep Water’ official trailerYouTube video by Nu Metro 000
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026loved this thing: there's a bit of 1970s ensemble disaster movies here (POSEIDON ADVENTURE, AIRPORT), excellent shark action, w/ Renny Harlin at his Howard-Hawks-ish best in some bloody setpieces. just so much fun. 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 10/09/2026don’t call it a godzilla el niño. it's only a godzilla el niño if godzilla rises out of the waters & destroys all the data centers 151
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 10/09/2026today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the monthly meeting of the creatures currently plotting your downfall 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 09/09/2026were it not for my amazing local library I may had never known that Renny Harlin made another shark movie 110
