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Zak Jarvis

@zakjarvis.bsky.social
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Artist, writer, extremely niche historian. He/him. My art and published fiction can be found on voidmonster.com My collected writings on straight razors can be found at theshiveringbeggar.com Tabula rasa accounts are auto-blocked.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got a Werewolf VFlex quite a while back and have done nothing with it until just now. No, it’s not a sex toy. (Though it could benefit some) It’s a tiny USB-C device that lets you power anything with a barrel jack plug with anything that outputs juice over USB. werewolf.us
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s say it again for the people in the back. If your publishing company “needs” to dip into author royalties to stay afloat then you do not have a functioning business and you need to go out of business and pay off your debts in the process. You aren’t a special case. You are just a thief
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Winnie the Pooh's Hundred Acre Fuck. You've never seen so much hunny.
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Chrystal Williams 🏳️‍⚧️ @chrystalwrox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a reminder that Director David O Russell did this to his 19 year old niece. He’s a vile human and it makes me angry whenever he gets to direct another fucking movie. So please don’t watch his upcoming Madden movie. 🤢
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Gavin, Small Beer (closed due to long covid), &c. @gavingrant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oglaf Book Five(!) by TopatoCo on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
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Oglaf Book Five
There are already four Oglaf books out there. A fifth one couldn't possibly make things any worse.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come listen and share a little slice of my childhood in the 1970’s.
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Roman (he/il) @trcava.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn is here and my West Coast purple mushroom quest continues! Thanks so much to everyone who shared my flyer and/or sent me mushrooms last year — I now have 20 individuals growing in culture! I hope we can find more this year🤞 Stay tuned for updates and look out for those mushrooms 💜🍄‍🟫
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the category of "oh sure, go ahead and hurt me" I just tracked down the trailer Joe Bennett did for where Scavengers Reign was going in season 2. Oh yeah. So long as I can't watch that, it fucking hurts.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got a piece of revision done today I'm really happy with. It reads like walking barefoot on an upturned box of Legos on carpet, which is exactly what I was after. Have some music. nadja.bandcamp.com/album/lumino...
nadja.bandcamp.com
Luminous Rot, by Nadja
6 track album
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Jayaprakash has a mastertape @jayaprakash777.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*boop I mean *boost
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other news, I woke up today veritably buzzing to get back to novel revisions and pretty much immediately worked on it, and will do more later.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is worth noting that Mary Peltola is a Blue Dog Democrat, beloved by the NRA, supporter of Israel’s wars and an Orthodox Christian.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some embarrassing things I’ve discovered about ordinary objects: Most aluminum foil and plastic wrap boxes have tabs you can press in to prevent the roll from coming out when you pull out a sheet. Those zip tabs on boxes pretty reliably come off if you pull them slowly. Why’d it take me so long?
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember, once you've sacrificed a child to ensure the harvest, you must never once allow doubt that it worked. You can't draw the blade from their tiny chest and put the blood back in. If you think about this, you will go mad. Maybe another child will help you forget the way the cries stopped.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can someone with experience making web tools to track and send messages to political campaigns put together a resource for contacting Democrats, both who’ve made anti-trans statements and who haven’t, so I, and other people can yell at them for it?
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me? Just getting proper wrecked by listening to this @shearwaterband.bsky.social and Laurie Anderson song for the umpteenth time. shearwater.bandcamp.com/track/you-an...
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You and Your Dog, by Shearwater
from the album The New World (2026)
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For reasons, I was reading about William Castle, and I'd never heard of many of them. Howsabout The Nutty Professor with a scholar of Mesopotamian languages instead of chemistry and ritual magic instead of science. Also a god that magics off women's clothes? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0U...
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Zotz! | ft. Tom Poston | Full Movie | Cinema Quest
YouTube video by Cinema Quest
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Greedling @greedling1729.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Virgin AGI risk vs Chad Global Warming
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My god, switching from an Apple watch to a mid-tier Garmin watch is like switching from a Swiss Army Knife to the Joseph Rodgers Norfolk Knife.
A Victorinox multitool with 8 or ten tools.The Joseph Rodgers Norfolk Knife made during Queen Victoria's reign with about 300 tools. The analogy breaks down here though because the Garmin watches are not beautifully decorated, they're really pretty minimalist.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After a fair bit of cleaning (why do I keep boxes for EVERYTHING? IN MY OFFICE???) and some reorganizing, I have finally done it. My painting bench is functional again. That means I can get working on Hands of Glory.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've just realized that the better I get as a writer and the more I grow my vocabulary of words and ideas, the more I go to dictionaries and etymologies. Not because I don't know what the words mean, but because I want to know *how* they mean that.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’d be kinda cool to see some small fraction of the wildly deserved scrutiny and skepticism being aimed at the broad EA community turned on their most immediate forebears, Economists.
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey new friends, check out this fun essay in case you’re wondering why I (and many other trans folks!) may be a teeny bit salty right now!
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sure there are some publishers who would consider reprinting it? Anyone?
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
starshipsofa.com/starshipsofa... My short story “Hydraulic” was first published in Spicy Slipstream Stories (ed. late Jay Lake and @nmamatas.bsky.social ) It was published in 2008 and I think it aged reasonably well! Give it a listen.
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StarShipSofa 787 Kit Sedia — StarShipSofa
Kit (formerly Ekaterina) Sedia is a critically acclaimed writer of speculative fiction and noir, and a World Fantasy Award winning editor. He is the author of s…
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In preparation for putting a waxed chain on my new bike I have learned something. After a mere 80 miles, a brand new bike will generate infinite grime on the drive train. (waxed chains are much easier to maintain, more efficient, last longer, and won't smudge anything they touch)
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just @emilyhughes.bsky.social, one of our best living horror critics, talking about alienation, the institutional Gothic, BACKROOMS, and Walter Benjamin. Don't miss it. www.darkertimes.com/walter-benja...
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The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Hallucination
Or, why I stopped worrying and learned to love Walter Benjamin in the Backrooms.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my favorite Harry Dean Stanton quote
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Jayaprakash has a mastertape @jayaprakash777.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My story 'We Are Buliding' is included in the Liminal Spaces and Brings issue of Weird Fiction Quarterly, available later this week. Includes stories by Rhys Hughes, Sonya Taaffe, Ngo Binh Anh Khoa, Paolo Jose Cruz & more weirdfictionquarterly.com/coming-soon-...
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Coming Soon: Liminal Spaces & Beings
We found the "Liminal Spaces & Beings" manuscript and are publishing it before it disappears between dimensions again!
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With some of the discussion going on today, I'd just like to point out that JKR is not the first writer to incidentally spawn multiple catastrophes. There is also the sad case of Edward Bulwer-Lytton. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vril
en.wikipedia.org
Vril - Wikipedia
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I loved the hell out of this movie. It’s so good and audacious. Personally, I don’t think stories can be spoiled. For this I make an exception. Go in blind as possible. It‘ll help if you enjoy bad movies unironically. It’s NOT one, but it’s a love letter to them.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kicking off my day with this lovely album. nadja.bandcamp.com/album/lumino...
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Luminous Rot, by Nadja
6 track album
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've finally done it. I've updated my main website with a set of pages for selling the skulls I make. Check it out. voidmonster.com/index.php/bo...
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Bodies of Evidence | Zak Jarvis
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gathering up props for the photo I’m going to use for the splash page on the site selling the skulls I make and sell.
A photograph of a bunch of antiques from my collection. Left to right:

A 7-day razor set disguised as a pocket book of Allen’s Sermons in a deep, blood red leather with a silver locking clasp. A deer hoof-handled dagger. A slender sterling silver mechanical pencil/dip pen combo made in 1840. An 1820’s ivory handled ink eraser, looking like a tongue depressor with a tiny leaf-shaped blade (these were later also sold as scalpels, but as near as I can tell began as tools for writers sold at stationary stores). A tortoise-handled bistoury from the 1840’s with a long, curved blade about an eighth of an inch wide, its cutting surface is on the inside of the curve and only about half inch long, near the very end and stopping well before the rounded point. There is a tiny key. Beside it, a very large piece of paper dated October 31st 1838. It is several pages of itemized receipt for the purchase of cutlery from
William Greaves & Sons by the merchants Otto & Busby. Their logo is a compressed
6 pointed star made of overlapping triangles, inside the square this makes in the middle are the letters O & B. Next to that is a lovely 1840’s dressing kit in some sort of honey colored burl wood veneer with a brass frame and corners. There is a crest-shaped escutcheon with no sign it had ever been personalized.
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Lee Mandelo @leemandelo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Something you can materially do for your trans friends: hire them Basically every gig I've landed in the last 5+ years has been directly the result of a cis friend doing me a solid... and all the interviews and applications with strangers, even with solid word-of-mouth colleague recs? Nah
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The 'recap' feature in the new Apple watches is going to make me switch to a Garmin smart watch. I don't want anyone to have to worry about whether I'm transcribing what they say.
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cannot thank Dr. Fitzharris enough, but probably at a bare minimum I should have a website to point to other than my pinned post here. If the skulls I make are interesting to you, check out her work on medical history. It’s long been an inspiration for me!
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Steen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Book friends! I am a freelance proofreader looking for more work. I have done a bunch of work with Tor, but I will happily also do nonfiction. Are you a publisher or self-pub author who needs a proofreader, or know one? Please DM. (Please boost for visibility, if you don't mind)
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Breaking radio silence to share pictures of the tattoo I got a week ago. It’s only taken me 20 years, but I finally got my @viableparadise.bsky.social X tattoo. I commissioned my friend Michael Manning to design it *13* years ago. Sometimes I am not fast.
A picture of my arm with a tattoo of many sinuous strands wrapping around from the other side.The top of my arm has the rest and it’s revealed to be a purple & blue jellyfish with both the ribbon-like oral arms in purple and the much smaller blue tentacles. The bell of the jellyfish is right at my elbow and the appendages dangle all the way down to the middle of the back of my hand. The bell has a series of yellow and orange spots in a vague X shape and four larger blue spots. It is not quite any single real jellyfish.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey gang, I truly hate to come around with hat in hand, but my chronic underemployment has left me in a real short-term financial jam, and I could really use some help getting out of it. If you'd consider tossing me a couple of bucks it would mean a lot to me. ko-fi.com/mxdshipwreck
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Buy Mx. Daniel Shipwreck a Coffee
Become a supporter of Mx. Daniel Shipwreck today!
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weird Cinema Bluesky: A handful of years ago, I watched a movie that I can’t remember the name of. It was about a small coastal town that was being influenced by some sort of unknown, arguably malevolent force that may or may not be a sea monster.
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 04/09/2026
It seems I'm allowed to share this. Please read & review if you are so inclined! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
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Dead Boys Don’t Cry
NetGalley helps publishers and authors promote digital review copies to book advocates and industry professionals. Publishers make digital review copies and audiobooks available for the NetGalley comm...
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Breaking radio silence to post pictures from the sale at Phil Tippett’s studio. (Will post them shortly, it’ll require a lot of alt-text.) There was only about 1/2 hour left when I got there, and I’m so glad I did. I bought a crate of c-clamps and a mysterious custom motor control unit.
A green plastic milk crate filled with c-clamps, some labeled TIPPETT. On top is a metal box with knobs and switches and a piece of paper that reads MYSTERY BOX, $10.
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Fireheart Media (Jala-chan's Place, Monster Dear Monster) @fireheartmedia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey y'all it's time for a new Monster Dear Monster! Join @swarbie.bsky.social @zakjarvis.bsky.social @drfaustisdead.bsky.social as they discuss formidable serial killers in two adaptations: Manhunter (1986) and Red Dragon (2002). Listen now: www.monsterdear.monster/346
MDM logo, and posters for Manhunter and Red Dragon
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