Reposted by XerxesJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444671070
Reposted by XerxesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6563801287
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026Hey Torontomosexuals I am in your city for work the week of October 5th, what sort of depraved gay shit is there to do that week that I can ditch my team building activities for? 1131
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026when you cry out to the cosmos to let you "get fucked hard by doms" and all it gives you is Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness 2315
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/09/2026Hello unicode consortium how do I make there be a new emoji because there is no plum emoji and I need an internationally recognized standard for communicating the concept of my fursona's ass 0140
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026PSA gay men: not being horny for women is like cleaning out, it's biological, we all do it, but it's gross if you talk about it too much 4152
Reposted by XerxesTatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/... 1110791248
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21/09/2026Breaking: openai announces they have successfully simulated the consciousness of the most annoying poster on reddit 1131
Reposted by XerxesDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One thing Obama said about AI that bears repeating is training agentic AI to hack websites and using AI to search for a cancer cure or solve the energy crisis are unrelated. Frontier lab CEOs treating these as intertwined are being disingenuous. It’s a choice to do both. 313920
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/09/2026I fuckin love VNs that let you pick a choice about how you feel or what you want, with no effect on gameplay. This is a super elegant way to tell the player what endings are actually possible. Set up expectations and pay them off instead of disappointing a player chasing an ending you didn't write. 1141
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/09/2026The 00s ended and the world cried out "Where, oh where, now that Fall Out Boy has forsaken us, shall gay boys find an extremely heterosexual emo band to be our doomed queerbait crush" and we wandered in the desert for 10 years until lo, the Lord gave us Emarosa 2181
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 18/09/2026Listen, technically, by Kevin Bacon rules, Georgia (the country) is a Louisiana I will not elaborate, iykyk 120
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026Just from a cold, calculating, evil corporation business perspective: why does anyone admit to using AI to make their art? What are they hoping to achieve by announcing this? Like if I were an Epic exec trying to maximize my profits and shit I'd just not tell people my team was doing this 2101
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026Just when I thought I had seen and heard all the Minnesota that Minnesota has to offer I hear this queen talk about her "drayg makeup" 0190
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026I have found my way into seeing Bear Ghost live and I don't know how to explain this other than this is the most fucking incredible Star Trek convention band I have ever seen 1120
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 10/09/2026I was previously unfamiliar with the Now You See Me series of movies and wow you can just like write bullshit that doesn't make any goddamn sense and Morgan Freeman will just like fuckin, be in it. Truly inspiring. 3577
Reposted by XerxesDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me too bitch, you're not special. 12487911681
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 05/09/2026Obviously not only would it be good for human life and suffering if China just never ended up invading Taiwan but also, just in terms of smart intellectual guys who think they know things, it would be extremely funny 0100
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/09/2026Got @clamcrusher.bsky.social to draw me sort of almost wearing underwear 💜 09211
Reposted by XerxesDog Park Dissidents @dogparkdissidents.com · 03/09/2026oh shit we haven't announced anything in a while oh fuck we have to come up with news um um @toothpick.slut.dog is officially our guitarist now this is official please update our wikipedia 107712
Reposted by XerxesAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care 1143618410
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 01/09/2026I support all of you who are excited for septENMber but, I, on the other hand, shall not be participating, as I am incapable of being embarrassed 2130
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/08/2026In case you thought I was joking, here is a WIP of me trying to reverse engineer the software they used to make A Scanner Darkly and discovering why they probably never released it to the public 3304
Reposted by XerxesMatthew Sanabria @matthewsanabria.com · 30/08/2026Solving this once and for all. 461829210
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/08/2026The virgin 555 phone number The chad phone number with a prefix beginning with the technically impossible 0 or 1 060
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 28/08/2026One day I as an artist shall create the Richard Linklater's "A Scanner Darkly" of gay furry porn and it shall be my masterpiece 2270
Reposted by XerxesBitter @bitearts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Sup dude..." 🍻🖕 Completely wasted, spilling beer, heavily dripping pre, and zero shame. Definitely blacking out tonight, but having a blast with the bros! 💦🔥 Heavy YCH finished for @xerxes.gay ! 🐾 🐺 MY OFFICIAL LINKS: • TG: t.me/BiteArts • FA: furaffinity.net/user/bitterphil/ 023747
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 26/08/2026If anyone at work messages me before 9 am and after 5 pm on the day after Dolly Parton died I am going to file a lawsuit 2354
Reposted by Xerxes✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026triangle spectrum theory of pup play 15078552422
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 24/08/2026The year is 2035 Saudi Arabia has decided to diversify its economy by throwing the greatest furry con the world has ever known The year is 2036 Saudi Arabia hastily makes homosexuality legal to recoup their billions of dollars of investment 1201
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 24/08/2026"Yeah I admitted to topping to get out of being accused of taking charity money" - @zekefox.wtf 2160
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/08/2026Disclaimer: JK Rowling is a bigot who uses her wealth and income to actively endanger the trans community and her continued relevance as a respectable figure in our culture is an atrocity. That being said: [oney animations severus snape voice] rrrronald desantis 0260
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/08/2026Thank you to the drag queen at the Megaplex night market who clearly read this post before shouting "fuck Ron DeSantis" on the microphone, if the Megaplex board of directors bitches at you like they did me I will be your best friend 0260
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026I have considered the recent bluesky discourse and idk man I feel like I have been able to have nuanced takes about the things I don't hate about vibe coding without getting bullied back to twitter so maybe it's either a skill issue or their opinions are not as nuanced as they think they are 2141
Reposted by XerxesXerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/08/2026Ay I need animation practice, who wants to dick down my fursona This is free. Drop your ref, I'll pick at random after the weekend 15474
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026What if we could have a drug fueled rave in a disused warehouse at a reasonable hour like I don't know 7:30pm 7563
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026Absolutely incredible graphic design. No notes. A work of genius. 08821
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 20/08/2026Anyone know some good parties at Megaplex that are SFW? I need to take a few zoom calls 180
Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 20/08/2026Furries are saying "yiff" and making wusky and folf fursonas and someone is cosplaying the TF2 Spy at Megaplex. It is 2008 again and nature is healing. 4473
Reposted by XerxesAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Meanwhile in Turkmenistan, Serdar Berdimuhamedov, the world’s most bored leader, visits a hospital complex and looks bored. Extra content: The seemingly endless report references a book by his old dad Gurbanguly called “Turkmenistan - The Land of Ointments”. 6326