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Xerxes

@xerxes.gay
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Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they 📍Minneapolis, MN

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 27/09/2026
"HOLDING A PURSE IS NOT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION" - @zekefox.wtf
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 27/09/2026
would u like to join my motorcycle gang
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 26/09/2026
hey you can't be mad I said "hot take"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
Hey Torontomosexuals I am in your city for work the week of October 5th, what sort of depraved gay shit is there to do that week that I can ditch my team building activities for?
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/09/2026
when you cry out to the cosmos to let you "get fucked hard by doms" and all it gives you is Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/09/2026
Hello unicode consortium how do I make there be a new emoji because there is no plum emoji and I need an internationally recognized standard for communicating the concept of my fursona's ass
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/09/2026
PSA gay men: not being horny for women is like cleaning out, it's biological, we all do it, but it's gross if you talk about it too much
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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21/09/2026
Breaking: openai announces they have successfully simulated the consciousness of the most annoying poster on reddit
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One thing Obama said about AI that bears repeating is training agentic AI to hack websites and using AI to search for a cancer cure or solve the energy crisis are unrelated. Frontier lab CEOs treating these as intertwined are being disingenuous. It’s a choice to do both.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/09/2026
I fuckin love VNs that let you pick a choice about how you feel or what you want, with no effect on gameplay. This is a super elegant way to tell the player what endings are actually possible. Set up expectations and pay them off instead of disappointing a player chasing an ending you didn't write.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/09/2026
Boys in the band 🎨 @iceheroart.bsky.social 🦊 @zekefox.wtf
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/09/2026
The 00s ended and the world cried out "Where, oh where, now that Fall Out Boy has forsaken us, shall gay boys find an extremely heterosexual emo band to be our doomed queerbait crush" and we wandered in the desert for 10 years until lo, the Lord gave us Emarosa
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 18/09/2026
i'm bringin yiffy back ya mothafuckas don't know how ta act
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 18/09/2026
Listen, technically, by Kevin Bacon rules, Georgia (the country) is a Louisiana I will not elaborate, iykyk
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026
Just from a cold, calculating, evil corporation business perspective: why does anyone admit to using AI to make their art? What are they hoping to achieve by announcing this? Like if I were an Epic exec trying to maximize my profits and shit I'd just not tell people my team was doing this
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026
Just when I thought I had seen and heard all the Minnesota that Minnesota has to offer I hear this queen talk about her "drayg makeup"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 16/09/2026
I have found my way into seeing Bear Ghost live and I don't know how to explain this other than this is the most fucking incredible Star Trek convention band I have ever seen
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 10/09/2026
I was previously unfamiliar with the Now You See Me series of movies and wow you can just like write bullshit that doesn't make any goddamn sense and Morgan Freeman will just like fuckin, be in it. Truly inspiring.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 05/09/2026
Obviously not only would it be good for human life and suffering if China just never ended up invading Taiwan but also, just in terms of smart intellectual guys who think they know things, it would be extremely funny
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 03/09/2026
Got @clamcrusher.bsky.social to draw me sort of almost wearing underwear 💜
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Dog Park Dissidents @dogparkdissidents.com · 03/09/2026
oh shit we haven't announced anything in a while oh fuck we have to come up with news um um @toothpick.slut.dog is officially our guitarist now this is official please update our wikipedia
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 01/09/2026
I support all of you who are excited for septENMber but, I, on the other hand, shall not be participating, as I am incapable of being embarrassed
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/08/2026
In case you thought I was joking, here is a WIP of me trying to reverse engineer the software they used to make A Scanner Darkly and discovering why they probably never released it to the public
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Matthew Sanabria @matthewsanabria.com · 30/08/2026
Solving this once and for all.
A flowchart asking if you need a specific OS for your workload and telling people to use that OS if so.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 30/08/2026
The virgin 555 phone number The chad phone number with a prefix beginning with the technically impossible 0 or 1
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 28/08/2026
One day I as an artist shall create the Richard Linklater's "A Scanner Darkly" of gay furry porn and it shall be my masterpiece
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Bitter @bitearts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Sup dude..." 🍻🖕 Completely wasted, spilling beer, heavily dripping pre, and zero shame. Definitely blacking out tonight, but having a blast with the bros! 💦🔥 Heavy YCH finished for @xerxes.gay ! 🐾 🐺 MY OFFICIAL LINKS: • TG: t.me/BiteArts • FA: furaffinity.net/user/bitterphil/
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 26/08/2026
If anyone at work messages me before 9 am and after 5 pm on the day after Dolly Parton died I am going to file a lawsuit
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 25/08/2026
Yeah we fuckin YCH for @tazesaber.bsky.social
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 24/08/2026
The year is 2035 Saudi Arabia has decided to diversify its economy by throwing the greatest furry con the world has ever known The year is 2036 Saudi Arabia hastily makes homosexuality legal to recoup their billions of dollars of investment
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 24/08/2026
"Yeah I admitted to topping to get out of being accused of taking charity money" - @zekefox.wtf
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/08/2026
Disclaimer: JK Rowling is a bigot who uses her wealth and income to actively endanger the trans community and her continued relevance as a respectable figure in our culture is an atrocity. That being said: [oney animations severus snape voice] rrrronald desantis
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 23/08/2026
Thank you to the drag queen at the Megaplex night market who clearly read this post before shouting "fuck Ron DeSantis" on the microphone, if the Megaplex board of directors bitches at you like they did me I will be your best friend
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026
I have considered the recent bluesky discourse and idk man I feel like I have been able to have nuanced takes about the things I don't hate about vibe coding without getting bullied back to twitter so maybe it's either a skill issue or their opinions are not as nuanced as they think they are
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 19/08/2026
Ay I need animation practice, who wants to dick down my fursona This is free. Drop your ref, I'll pick at random after the weekend
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026
What if we could have a drug fueled rave in a disused warehouse at a reasonable hour like I don't know 7:30pm
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026
Absolutely incredible graphic design. No notes. A work of genius.
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 22/08/2026
Y'all ever have a series of UX design failures ruin an orgy
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 21/08/2026
🎵 Spreadsheet 🎵 🎵 People 🎵 🎵 Livin' just to find emotion 🎵
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 20/08/2026
Anyone know some good parties at Megaplex that are SFW? I need to take a few zoom calls
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 20/08/2026
Furries are saying "yiff" and making wusky and folf fursonas and someone is cosplaying the TF2 Spy at Megaplex. It is 2008 again and nature is healing.
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Konky 🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
dang ok
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Meanwhile in Turkmenistan, Serdar Berdimuhamedov, the world’s most bored leader, visits a hospital complex and looks bored. Extra content: The seemingly endless report references a book by his old dad Gurbanguly called “Turkmenistan - The Land of Ointments”.
Serdar Berdimuhamedov looking bored.
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