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Skylinex13

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33, trans butch, once tipped CM Punk with a Filet-o-Fish. AKA El_HDH.

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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 22h
the answer to "Simpsons did it" is invariably "but Twilight Zone did it FIRST" if TZ isn't in your top 10 TV shows ever, your list is wrong and you need to watch more TZ
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 22h
tomorrow I'm gonna get Chinese takeout and watch the OG The Hills Have Eyes
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 22h
LOVE THAT ETRIGAN
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 23h
this album needs to be issued to every teenage girl along with Jagged Little Pill
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 23h
not only is it an absolutely timeless classic on it's own merits, a couple of seconds of a sample of it is the bedrock upon which one of the greatest pop songs ever recorded is built, Mariah - Fantasy
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
entire legions of guys are now throwing credit cards directly at getting sim racing setups now they have a solid alibi
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
since it's October, what you should do is go play OG Doom 1 and 2 while listening to Death - Scream Bloody Gore
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
local cinema have started a "every 10th ticket you buy is free", and if your program means that someone like ME only gets 5 free tickets a year, your program is too stingy
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
famed streamer ryan gary "northernlion" letourneau throwing his bald head back with excitement at being asked to identify steely dan albums
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that for a new work of fantasy in 2026 to be interesting and not just rehashing the familiar, at the bare minimum it HAS to let go of "It's me, main character, a poor innocent boy/young adult man from a stand-in for the British countryside here to experience the strangeness of this world"
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the amount of talk that goes toward "lesbians can fuck men too", while if someone was constantly nagging gay men "stop imposing these strict rules on yourself and fuck women", they'd rightfully get thrown out of a fucking window
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
The reason most lesbians are so fucking cagey and angry about this topic is because all of society is gagging to tell us how much more enlightened and moral and inclusive it is for us to include men in our sexuality, and refuses to take no for an answer. So take the hint.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
If the lot of you spent half as much energy telling men to stop harassing, pursuing and committing violence against lesbians as you do in telling lesbians how accepting and understanding you'd be if a dude fucked us, maybe we our lives would actually be easier in a meaningful way.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
You don't need to trip over yourself to tell lesbians that "it's okay to sleep with men!" Every institution, cultural norm and social pressure is constantly telling us it's okay to sleep with men. Most of our families would be ecstatic if we slept with men. We got the message. It's fine. Shut up.
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you live in a time and day where you can listen to Fleetwood Mac - The Chain whenever you want
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
finally, two racists playing video games, it's the niche the internet has been bereft of
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm gonna see Verity today and if you imply it's only because I know Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson make out in it: that's only a HALF truth
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIGHT, none of us know Jacob Geller, we know the fictional persona that goes by that name on youtube, the victim knew him better than ANY of us, and yet it happened
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so glad someone put what I was saying yesterday into better wording because "I always had a feeling" devolves very quickly into "it's the victim's fault they weren't as paranoid as I am"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the headfirst dive into the car gets me every time
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
garage door springs are a great way to learn just how quickly potential energy can be converted into kinetic energy don't ever fuck around with them, ever
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got half a dozen custard donuts going cheap today and FUCK I love donuts donut & coffee is one of the true pairings
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jan Hammer put his entire Jan Hussy into Crockett's Theme
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I'm gonna get super into Green Lantern in defiance of both that TV show and the garbage current GL run
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
same thing as how obviously inhumane prison conditions are: no politician wants to put their head above the parapet to point it out, lest they become the Soft On Crime politician so instead all prisons are a race to the bottom of bloodthirst
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you look up the success rates of the various methods of death penalty, you'll never even consider the death penalty ever again
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time anyone gets exposed as a sexual predator, there are dozens of "I ALWAYS HAD MY SUSPICIONS" so you had all those suspicions and never did anything? either you're retroactively trying to score points, or you were aiding them by not raising the alarm
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW IT'S STILL A MASTERPIECE
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna see how much keeping my phone away from my bed improves my sleep cuz I keep picking it up and scrolling when I'm meant to be asleep
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had unionized VFX artists. We had priceless chemistry between the two leads. We had the entire supporting cast of the orville for some reason. You could've shut your mouth, cooked, and made as many seasons as you ever needed. But nooooooooo.
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tomorrow I'm gonna drink a PSL and watch a horror movie I will give a single concession to cliche, and that's "I'm one of those Spooky Season girls"
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Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She should be in the club
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gamora hitting a LETHAL mug in the background
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adela has earned the Skylinex13 Pop Girl Seal of Approval, cuz I've been chanting "babygirl in control, I feel like Nicole" to myself for days now
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 30/09/2026
the opening clip of him hugging kemonito and then turning around and punching him gets me every time
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like, I feel like it's become just background noise that lots of people dislike WWE but there are THOUSANDS of incredibly strong reasons to hope they disappear immediately, beyond just disliking their shows (see: the practically open serial sexual abuse)
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
U2 - Achtung Baby, where they went from an almost embarassingly earnest rock band to DEEPLY ironic electronic music, and it somehow totally worked, because they did it just as their popularity crested
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the single best issues of Superman ever made and the animated adaptation is, I think, the only Alan Moore adaptation he's said outright that he enjoyed
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
re: more people using walking sticks: GOOD but make sure they're the right size for you let your upper arm hang, then bend your elbow until your forearm is 45 degrees forward from your hand to the floor is how long your stick should be
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MySpace taught thousands of teenagers basic HTML and CSS!
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maynard Keenan is a complete shithead whose head is so far up his own ass he's now a mobius strip, but FUCK those first three A Perfect Circle albums are perfect
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
messing around with faith/arcane in Elden Ring, hit a troll with Pest Threads and said "jesus fucking christ" out loud
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT THERE
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there are many streamers and youtubers who need someone to sit them down and break it to them that they're not interesting enough to talk for a living
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