iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

i understand everyone has house rules for board games but you gotta tell me about the no nudity rule BEFORE we play twister

081

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

taking fish oil helps to improve mental clarity taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated

011

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale

171725364

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

why does my wife keep asking for machine tattoos

021

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

a good friend whispered to me: pspspspspspsps i’ll never forget that

0104

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

there is a man (or woman) in my neighbourhood that often places ham on my doorstep. nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham

0123

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

brb gotta install a mutilated tree decorated with tinfoil and multicoloured lights so i don’t get judged for being weird

012

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like

393103135

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

ME: how about we do an unboxing video PALLBEARER: absolutely not

125676

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

recipes on the internet are like: … anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees … and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble … these days my kids live entirely off tide pods anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle

095

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/12/2024

pizza hut lasagna hovel minestrone shed fettuccine hole

65504143

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Delilah: Hey Jude: Hey there

313729

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

[showing date my Chinese character tattoos] this one's Mulan

1284

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

if you see a frog in the woods, tell him i want my money back

042

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/12/2024

i made a little meme about going to the farmers market

563499269

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

wow! i found an incredible new way of passively generating income. getting started is sooooo easy! 1. get involved in an underground gambling ring 2. put your life on the line and start winning lots of russian roulette. link in bio if you want to take my course

062

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

john @mrjohn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

inventor of musicals: what if we ruined a movie every 15 minutes

15812

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

“no you’re the one who’s too online” he typed, into the wrong chat

117920

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left

162343359

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

PRIEST: do you have the ring ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd

192815366

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu* HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you? ME: why would anyone be against pasta?

312181174

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

new mascot idea for kids: Cheddar the Cheese Rat, he’s a rat that tells you to eat your vegetables and he’s also on parole for involuntary manslaughter

173

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

the only sub they don’t have at subway is the titan

011

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

a potato is like a friend you can eat

823340

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

my awful boss just told me that a clown costume is “not appropriate attire for a deposition”. sure dude

2123

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good

81041129

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

even the humble cucumber can become an apex predator if you are a cat

0626

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

you can tell I am dressed formal when the handkerchief is in my suit jacket instead of my jorts

0124

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you? ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*

7848127

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

yes just one question, how soppable are your biscuits? yeah, like how well do they sop. yes, i’ll hold

1218235

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

every time i get pulled over i place a crouton in my pocket so the officer doesn’t see i conceal carry a hamster

021

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

[using a money clip to hold my kraft singles]

10445172

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

did you know if you stacked 3 rhinos on top of one another it would be hard to explain to the park ranger?

0207

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

me: babe, whats wrong, you’ve barely touched your steak milkshake wife: *sighs*

021

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/11/2024

Go go gadget will to live

121331325

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

he’s a big boy!

212503434

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

to pass the Turtle test the AI must first convince me it is not a turtle

1104

Reposted by Edible Mouse Feet

Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

211835339

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

is this scene familiar to you? wife: are you playing with your thing again? me: *frantically hides instrument* if so, you may be one of millions of americans suffering from a glockenspiel addiction.

0187