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Jeffistall

@jeffistallguy.bsky.social
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Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you. Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg

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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Custom rugby shirts for the @basilisk.gg team are live! Preorder now: shop.basilisk.gg/products/bas...
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
More pigs should have cowboy hats. Not to eat. Stop eating it.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Them: How will you know which ape is Gregory?” Me, fitting the final piece into my “Ape Named Gregory Detector”: You just leave that to me.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
(1) You find a horse made of horse meat. His name is Henry but you don’t know that. You begin to ride south along the road until it hits a 3 way fork To continue South, trot to (2) To go East, cantor to (7) To go West, gallop to (3)
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
By rolling your steak in fruity pebbles before tossing it on the grill, you can make a big mess and deal 2 damage to any divine being.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
had a dream last night i landed a double kickflip and then posted about it so here i am fulfilling the part i can do
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Forks can’t open doors because they don’t have opposable thumbs.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
jesus: what the, how am i back? john: we collected seven dragonballs
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Mr BeasterBunny: I hid 1 million eggs in this underground complex
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 22/03/2026
Happy Birthday to the StarCraft 2 GOAT: Serral! #StarCraft2 #HappyBirthday #Serral
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 21/03/2026
Happy Birthday to the Science Streaming Legend: @khill.bsky.social
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Them: How will you know which ape is Gregory?” Me, fitting the final piece into my “Ape Named Gregory Detector”: You just leave that to me.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gatorade is the water of Gatorade
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yelling “You BUTTER believe it” at each cow until one of them turns into a prince or kills me.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If you fill your pockets with eggs and spin real fast, you can put the eggs back and throw up without anyone knowing.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Inventing a Skelleggton that bursts into chickens when you hit it with a fireball or just leave it alone.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Taking off my wedding ring and driving to Arbys
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dress like a genie and find a dog. Offer it wishes and no matter what it asks for, throw it a slice of ham. The dog will think you are the real deal. And you know what? You are. You took the advice and actually did it. You have ambition. Go make your dreams come true!
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NuMetal Alchemist @infiniteweekend.zone · 18/12/2025
You're tellin me an Italian's wedding this soup??
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dress like a genie and find a dog. Offer it wishes and no matter what it asks for, throw it a slice of ham. The dog will think you are the real deal. And you know what? You are. You took the advice and actually did it. You have ambition. Go make your dreams come true!
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 17/12/2025
Tune in tomorrow as the Legendary Kyle Hill plays Mechabellum! Who else could we trust to take command of a massive army of mechs? Oh and bring your questions for some Live Science Time Q&A! @khill.bsky.social #Science #Mechabellum
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 06/12/2025
We love "E.S.P.O.R.T.S." at BASILISK. E nthusiastic S cientists P roducing & O perating R obots T o S kirmish Here at the National Havoc Robot League! Let's go, Science! @nhrl.bsky.social
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
hosting an AMA with @basilisk.gg – get your questions in here please. topics: magic history, rhystic studies, personal questions, etc, silly or serious in tone.
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 07/11/2025
Does this work how we think it does?
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I'm so very proud.
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Difficult games require serious study. To help guide your research, BASILISK and I are giving away a foil copy of Rhystic Study! To enter: • Follow @basilisk.gg • RT • Reply tagging 2 friends! Bonus entries available on another platform
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 17/10/2025
Magic Friday Food For Thought: What is possible when creatures become food?
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 09/10/2025
Can you turn yourself into your own Commander? Here is a starter pack:
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar knuckle tats
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
for my birthday i humbly request that you patronize me patreon.com/rhysticstudies
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who wants to dissociate in the rabbit chair?
A chair designed and painted to look like a rabbit sits in the corner with a disconcerting face.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Wait what
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
How fast you can swim determines what you can eat at the aquarium
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Fun Fact: If you eat a bunch of fireflies you get real sad
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Optimus Primus - Jerry was a Racecar
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Eggs were the first skittles
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hey, @merriam-webster.com, what do you think about frogs?
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Life Update: played with magic. Now Katy Perry is coming at me like a horse.
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Whales: Big if true
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
French bread pizza is just half of a sandwich
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Why haven't we celebrated Grimace's birthday these past 35 years?
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
computers should still banshee-scream at you when you log into the internet
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
Still from the television show Pepper Ann showing from left to right Nicky, Milo and Peppper Ann walking down a sidewalk next to a parking lot
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 23/04/2025
Watch #StarCraft World Champs Serral and Reynor run tests on Light Bridges, their heads, and the effects of repeated impact! Review the full episode here: youtu.be/XTAgF_veJMg #Science #Portal2 #Starcraft2 #BASILISK
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Benevolent coworker has started leaving cedar logs in my cubicle for me to gnaw on, helping to keep my teeth sharp and my coat shiny and lustrous
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don't know, sleeping with the fishes sounds kind of adorable. Maybe there'd be tiny bunk beds, seaweed blankets, mermaid lullabies. Adorable.
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Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I wish I was the Great British Baking Tent so I could eat every cake and digest the bones of Noel Fielding.
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Goddammit I'm caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky. fuck
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I've been thinking about this for a while and I've decided the two most important skills you need in life are baking and vandalism
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BASILISK @basilisk.gg · 26/03/2025
StarCraft 2 Champions Serral and Reynor proceed to the next Test Chamber. The second episode of Portal 2 is out now and it has lasers! #Portal #Portal2 #Starcraft #Starcraft2 #BigBrain #Letsplay #BASILISK
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