slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I thought the first rule of egg counting was that we don’t talk about egg counting… 110
ScamAntics @scamantics.bsky.social · 03/12/2024When you have a boss that believes in six sigma Me: Six units successfully transitioned to active status. Boss: Out of what total allocation? Me (leveraging strategic ambiguity): Metrics unavailable for disclosure. Boss: Excellent. 180
Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · 04/12/2024i wanna work in the factory where they manufacture all the eggs 030
The Other One @justinln.bsky.social · 03/12/2024That’s too expensivemedia.tenor.combelle from beauty and the beast is running through a village with a basket in her hand .ALT: belle from beauty and the beast is running through a village with a basket in her hand . 040
Alex @afgomes6.bsky.social · 04/12/2024No one does egg-based humor with an air of mystery like Slate. Welcome back. 000
Ushiromiya Himejoshi @7evenfoldrrr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024the answer is "at least five" even if you have less than five actually 000
Paul Bufano @velectricv.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Never count your eggs Especially before they hatch All experts know this 😎 010
