iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I have been engaging with my community in ways I used to struggle with - I am coaching a soccer team of 7-8 year olds, I am a regular at my local games store, people at the book club at the indie bookstore I go to remember my name even when I miss a month. I feel like I’m making a village.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 16h

Every few weeks there’s a new photo of his hands and each time it’s like “this is the deadest an alive persons hand can look” and then a few weeks later there’s another picture with even less life

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:

Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6. At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely. On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.

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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!

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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hold up So he painted a magic original On the back of an artist proof Turned it in. Got approved. This is the wildest story I’ve heard today

Hello everyone, I’m pleased to present my original artwork for Forest Tentacle Token from Reality Fracture set . The uniqueness lies in the fact that the original art for the card was drawn on artist proof. This miniature depicts a piece of the tentacle of a Verdant Kraken that is beginning to be overgrown with forest plants and flowers.

The magic the gathering token card forest tentacle

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is NOT an “everything shower” if you didn’t poop

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had a dumb idea for a side character in a superhero satire that’s a white atheist dude who gets powers that are clearly Hindu iconography. His side arc would be him trying to be as respectful and learned as possible but every time he gets a new move it’s like borderline cultural appropriation.

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's a good world where we have glorious dipshits like Sherman.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Beamtown Artisan, Lorehold Visiting Professor @beamtownartisan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I still don't love this design, because I think Tam is more interesting than this, but narratively I do appreciate this take from Reddit:

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Killing n birds with n-1 stones

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

other thing about all this shit is if shitting on trans people to prove your bonafides to conservatives the winning play, isn't trans people being mad at you a good thing, making you look more authentic to the voters you're courting. why you looking for "shit on trans people but they smile for it"

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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time

a picture from the NY Post titled " today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Working at a dining hall in college was so funny like my boss was a student a year below me who one time said “Dude I think I’m still drunk from last night” at 4pm on a Saturday

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I will never get over the idiotic “this book involves witches therefore I’ll incorporate Halloween aesthetics” elements of the first book. Pumpkin juice??

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 30/08/2026

Owning 1 sword rules cuz everyone KNOWS the coolest thing you can be is a guy who owns a sword. But you don't want to be a guy with TWO swords. What the hell is that? Now, 3-5 swords, thats a different story, now you have a sword RACK. More than that? Thats too many swords. This date is going WELL.

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026

That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026

keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk'

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

a lot of damage done in this short period of time so hard to get too broken up about it but honestly the 250th could have been a cool kind of thing. too bad it had to be stupid instead

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Archidekt @archidekt.com · 03/08/2026

Alrighty, all eight rulebreaker commanders should be individually accounted for with our legality checker and-- thanks to @scryfall.com-- in our db and ready for brewing 🙏 archidekt.com/search/cards...

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black-and-white photo of a light skined man laughing while lying on a carpeted floor. He is reaching out one arm to a short haired black cat, which has clamped its paws and mouth down over his hand in an attack.

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

charlie kirk didn't kill himself

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Got drunk enough to get a bunch of my coworkers to compare salaries

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think road rage is one of my biggest personal icks

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behind

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the world

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the left

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’ve had a lot to drink and I’m listening to the best of Journey. Hell yeah brother

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In other news my toddler stole my phone and tried to order groceries

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

one of the things i haven't seen people talk about much is the watermarks on the different liliana's; i love that Our Universe Lily retains her desparked status, whereas jace's "what if lily never sparked" is representative of this being entirely his bullshit creation great ludonarrative stuff

Liliana the Faultless
{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Cleric
Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life.
{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
“All mistakes can be fixed. Even you.”
1/1
Watermark: Reality Fracture
Illustrated by Marta Nael

Liliana the Repentant
{1}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Warlock
Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, mill two cards.
Exhaust — {5}{B}: Return target creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on Liliana. Activate only as a sorcery. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
“My mistakes are mine to fix.”
2/2
Watermark: Desparked
Illustrated by Marta Nael

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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My coworker who’s been a developer at this company for 21 years as of today keeps calling himself chopped

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!!
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My favorite thing at the start of videogames is adjusting brightness until the image at the side is barely visible and then always feeling like I’ve somehow answered wrong

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