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Michael Kamm @michaelkamm.games · 06/10/2026
Here's my next game, ROTETRA, a tetromino stacker where you spin the whole board and juggle multiple pieces at once! It's a little bit cursed, but I've been having fun making it! Play the demo (and wishlist 👉👈): store.steampowered.com/app/4306820/... also, on web: sharkwithlasers.itch.io/rotetra
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tua has to do a CAPTCHA every time he looks downfield
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The soccer team I coach had a great game today where they had way less subs and were sure they were gonna lose. Got to break out the “you can’t control how many players they have, but you can control how hard you play” and I got t have a good “I-told-you-so” moment when we won by a lot.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bed on top of comforter with a different blanket is for nap. Under the covers is for sleep
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know this isn’t your argument, I’m just speaking out into the world. Thanks for the answer
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a pack full of mythics and rares lmao what more can you ask for. I am also assuming the god pack cards themselves will be sought after by some collectors since they say which set they’re coming from. I think this really adds to the “golden ticket” feel of a god pack.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are the complaints?
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Way more of a fan than I thought I’d be. Removing the guaranteed foil in each pack is a big win in my book - hopefully it will lead to foils starting to feel special again
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 03/10/2026
MAHIRO, NOOO! #tjpwWP7 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love the show, wife and I have watched it together a few times over the years, but yeah I think it leads people to having wildly swingy opinions in all sorts of directions. I’ve seen arguments between haters and the fandom where they both made me want to root for the other side
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been engaging with my community in ways I used to struggle with - I am coaching a soccer team of 7-8 year olds, I am a regular at my local games store, people at the book club at the indie bookstore I go to remember my name even when I miss a month. I feel like I’m making a village.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you have a screenshot or link to the review I wanna read it
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every few weeks there’s a new photo of his hands and each time it’s like “this is the deadest an alive persons hand can look” and then a few weeks later there’s another picture with even less life
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
British?
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hold up So he painted a magic original On the back of an artist proof Turned it in. Got approved. This is the wildest story I’ve heard today
Holding a mini painting of fauna Hello everyone, I’m pleased to present my original artwork for Forest Tentacle Token from Reality Fracture set . The uniqueness lies in the fact that the original art for the card was drawn on  artist proof. This miniature depicts a piece of the tentacle of a Verdant Kraken that is beginning to be overgrown with forest plants and flowers.The magic the gathering token card forest tentacle
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is NOT an “everything shower” if you didn’t poop
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Could be a fun satire of how old superhero stuff had a lot of “this character has powers based on this ~exotic~ religion” where it ends up being the most surface-level aesthetic pilfering of the religion/culture. I was thinking about this during my morning walk.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For it to be funny he has to care a lot about getting it right - like he ends up learning and studying a lot. But every time he unlocks new powers it’s initially just like another “what white people think Hinduism is” and he’s like OH COME ON.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a dumb idea for a side character in a superhero satire that’s a white atheist dude who gets powers that are clearly Hindu iconography. His side arc would be him trying to be as respectful and learned as possible but every time he gets a new move it’s like borderline cultural appropriation.
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Elvis voice*: fuck
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a good world where we have glorious dipshits like Sherman.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember that I started to read it in high school and I just couldn’t stand their version of Harry. Before the Rowling TERF stuff I was just like “this kid is insufferable” which I’m very glad for because otherwise I definitely could’ve been a mark for the underlying philosophy at that time
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Overall, I think it’s a pointless disagreement from my end, especially since I agreed fully with every other point you made. Sorry for the confusion!
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not disagreeing with the art theft by any means! I think my disagreement is on something that doesn’t really matter tbh - I was just disagreeing with the idea that something from a supplementary commander product could be considered the marquis card of the set. Theres a lot of Jaces in the main set
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I agree that this is bad, but I don’t think a card only in a commander precon is the titular card of a set. It does seem that these types of controversies do happen far too often though, this reminds me some of the “trouble in pairs” card issue from Karlov commander
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Beamtown Artisan, Boldly Going @beamtownartisan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still don't love this design, because I think Tam is more interesting than this, but narratively I do appreciate this take from Reddit:
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Killing n birds with n-1 stones
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
other thing about all this shit is if shitting on trans people to prove your bonafides to conservatives the winning play, isn't trans people being mad at you a good thing, making you look more authentic to the voters you're courting. why you looking for "shit on trans people but they smile for it"
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The blue one seems like it’ll get banned in standard, if the lessons from the most recent B&R are any indication. They talked about dangerous 1-2 mana cards that created a mana imbalance like gran-gran
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tam rocks
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
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Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Working at a dining hall in college was so funny like my boss was a student a year below me who one time said “Dude I think I’m still drunk from last night” at 4pm on a Saturday
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I will never get over the idiotic “this book involves witches therefore I’ll incorporate Halloween aesthetics” elements of the first book. Pumpkin juice??
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GOBIESOX @gobiesox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They have such a slimy approach to names on the maps where each country just sees their own claims. They get to wash their hands of any culpability and every country gets to use it as evidence for their territorial skirmishes. It sucks
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 30/08/2026
Owning 1 sword rules cuz everyone KNOWS the coolest thing you can be is a guy who owns a sword. But you don't want to be a guy with TWO swords. What the hell is that? Now, 3-5 swords, thats a different story, now you have a sword RACK. More than that? Thats too many swords. This date is going WELL.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug
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bootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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