Reposted by GlädjeflickanHoward Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026How did this become my responsibility? 624337
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Ironically, I was once marooned on a tiny island with Occam, yet it took him ten years to work out that I was the one stealing his shaving kit. 26414
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god 739636
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And now for some actual good news for once! 825327
Reposted by GlädjeflickanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Few things I hate more than starting a new book. Who the fuck are these guys and why are they bothering me? You think you can compare to the last guys? You have no idea what we went through together. 411618
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The vapors! Gracious, the vapors! 1227017
Reposted by GlädjeflickanMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34180954488
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You’re being very loud again 727822
Reposted by GlädjeflickanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Probably the best thing that can happen as a man is when a non-hat wearing man in your group decides to try to wear a hat. Sit down. We're now going to list every fictional character that has ever worn a hat at you. This is what you get for having notions. 0364
Reposted by Glädjeflickanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45269628
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Find out who you are and do it on purpose” -Dolly 850482
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Bro if you can’t get along with CANADA that is 100% a you problem 352143327
Reposted by Glädjeflickanpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026what's a good entry level friend for someone looking to get into friendship 34433103
Reposted by GlädjeflickanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I think sometimes it's better to just pop your earbuds in and let the person die up on their hill. 27316
Reposted by Glädjeflickanstu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife 1464087
Reposted by Glädjeflickanfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I've discovered THE best hobby. Just pick a town, join all its local Facebook groups. Then drive there one night with a job lot of gnomes and drop them on a few doorsteps. Then sit back and watch the fireworks. 2968268
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Down to the wire honestly 92539
Reposted by GlädjeflickanZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool 190022481
Reposted by GlädjeflickanLizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I have this idea for a game show called Less Online, where the more online spouse/partner tries to explain something to their less online partner and they are racing against another couple to see who gets it first. (this morning I tried to explain the grink to my husband) 892459272
Reposted by GlädjeflickanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 15/06/2026not a lotion in the world can fight the number one sign of aging: the sudden and urgent need to know why this person is standing near my house. 3669
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Glenn Frey once famously said his Eagles bandmate Joe Walsh was "a really interesting bunch of guys" and that's still maybe the best character sketch I've ever heard in my life 219316
Reposted by Glädjeflickanfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Broke up with someone because they couldn't stop telling stories with "So I asked AI about it and it told me..." 2331111
Reposted by GlädjeflickanMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026don't ever show me a map of land and sea without any sea monsters in it i will not partake in that 1424637
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Remember folks if you’re ever trying to buy beer or wine and you forget your ID you can always just show them you have Merlin installed on your phone and legally they have to accept that 1525528
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If was the UFC cage match on the White House lawn of times, it was the no seriously they’re doing a UFC cage match on the White House lawn of times 1027526
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Look all I want is for the two of us to knit our lives into one singular existence forged by the most unbreakable bonds while you also leave me alone most of the time 1125525
Reposted by GlädjeflickanGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot. 271693175
Reposted by GlädjeflickanCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park. 183118736
Reposted by GlädjeflickanOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship 143973738
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Every time I hear “Umbrella” I think about Tom Holland first and Rihanna second 1833927
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I don't know much but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you're willing to wait in line for approaches zero 930827
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Coffee isn't enough to wake me up anymore I need something weird on the bottom of the ocean to touch my foot 1131927
Reposted by GlädjeflickanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351098845
Reposted by GlädjeflickanDana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen. 323565506
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Ahhh the glow of a pure soul through a pair of slutty little glasses 538520
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/03/2026In honor of pi day today, I will also be endlessly irrational until further notice. Just a big fyi. 835353
Reposted by GlädjeflickanChristopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 10/03/2026museum curators describing literally any portrait of a woman: she boldly meets the viewer's eye, confronting our gaze 319843
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Justice for Data and data 142246
Reposted by GlädjeflickanTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time. 213926916
Reposted by Glädjeflickancaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics: Have fun! 1645276
Reposted by GlädjeflickanGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026When they changed the design of Sonic for the movie I thought it would be funny to send some really graphic hentai to a friend and it was one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made 2354
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Every week we should all get to vote to take a podcast away from somebody 1461786
Reposted by GlädjeflickanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Actually, Valentine is the name of the Saint. The idea that being in a relationship is indicative of merit is the monster. 1247
Reposted by GlädjeflickanAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV. 890155453066
Reposted by GlädjeflickanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/02/2026we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse. 462451155
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/02/2026When you’re out shopping for that special someone this Valentine’s Day, remember flowers wilt and chocolates get stale but rolling library ladders are forever 428730
Reposted by GlädjeflickanJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Once I figure out how to be born into generational wealth it’s over for you bitches 627527
