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David M

@gamecubedave.bsky.social
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Evergreen Mets fan. Northeast Queens forever.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026
All these doofuses know is to whine and complain when someone dares to talk about them in the way that they deserve, they’re the most pathetic men on the planet
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tyreek Hill is so pre-signed and I hate it so much
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can't dignify this with anything beyond: cringe
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/09/2026
Being corny enough to gain "opening for Ed Sheeran" status is incredible. So is being badass enough to give up that status. The eternal Macklemystery
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
Bel was one of the Ohioans that Vance demagogued in 2024. He was one of the people who Vance targeted with a blood libel. And now he is dead because of the consequences of that libel. I would like to ask Vance about him.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AJ Brown is once again being cryptic online.
My own nature frightens me like many other man, or maybe only me.
But sometimes I ask myself -
am I a monster trying to be a man, or a man who refuses to be
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
in the united states getting a woman to dress up as princess peach and step on you like you're grapes and she's making wine has been outlawed. with an exception for one night a year
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Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1gdamage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is how listening to Depeche Mode feels
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YO PAELLA MAN
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/07/2026
step one the first hand distracts the audience all week with mitch mcconnell. step two the second hand sets up the trick with lindsey graham while everyone's focus is elsewhere. step three that's the majestic baby, christopher nolan's the odyssey now playing in IMAX next friday
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Merici @merici.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We hacked ourselves into government. We never fixed the machine. New piece out today on what civic tech got right, wrong, and what comes next with @donmoyn.bsky.social donmoynihan.substack.com/p/what-did-civic-tech-learn-over-the
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What Did Civic Tech Learn in the Last Decade?
Some Insights About How to Use Tech in Government – and What Comes Next
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my one-year-old loses it whenever i say this to him, so hopefully it’ll do numbers here too: poopy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater
The definition of a true fan:
You'd rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly."the ball knowing curve" ranging from unconsciously incompetent to unconsciously competent, with median american politics posters and median american sports enjoyers way to the left
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

transgender valley authority @Grey_Athena
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[Inside the Mesoamerican Ballgame League]
Ernie: "An absolutely shocking upset today, the top-seeded Tenochtitlan Eagles lost to the Tlacopan Jaguars in an action-packed playoff match"
Shaq: "Where they goin, Chuck?"
Charles: "Sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli"
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transgender valley authority @Grey_... 4h Kenny: The new guys don't know what the game was like. Bring back the sacrifices.
Chuck: I saw one of these new players say that we played against "weavers and peasants" back in our day, that we don't get how it's changed.
Shaq: And you still got no rings playing against them
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the Douglass Commonwealth is not without natural defenses
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th!
A delicious chop suey sandwich
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 04/07/2026
baby natty btw
tiny baby puppy natty sleeps on a watermelon dog toytiny baby natty puppy sleeps with dog toys including a firework popsicle, lemonade, a red white and blue top hat, an eagle, and watermelon
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July
Linda Yaccarino “Hot dog” tweet
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 03/07/2026
summer is much like winter, except it is very hot instead of very cold. just an observation i’ve made
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/06/2026
BRING THEM TO ME
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 17/06/2026
The cathedral in Mexico City has baby Jesus in a Mexico jersey
baby jesus in a mexico jerseya fan in a mexico jersey visiting baby jesus
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There were some ugly claims on X that Janeese was the candidate of white “transplants” while McDuffie was the choice of longtime Black residents. But it looks like McDuffie will only win ward 3 (wealthy, white) while Janeese will carry every other ward (including majority-Black wards 7 and 8).
Map illustrating the post
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's the precinct map of D.C., and you can see that @janeese4dc.bsky.social has so far cleaned up in almost all central parts of D.C., which includes Ward 1 and Ward 6, much of wards 4 and 5, and most of east of the river. This is an impressive showing by any measure.
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks winning on 6/13 means it's a mitzvah. I was obligated by the Torah to drink a million beers.
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please. One more time.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the new york knicks have proven the tenets of sharia law to be good and productive
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Two incredible coaching decisions, the type of stuff that looks ridiculous on paper but pays off and gets you wins in June Mike Brown rolling with Jose Alvarado to get a second ballhandler on the court late Taylor subbing out Danielle Haim for Mariska Hargitay
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/06/2026
[gets shot with a gun by Wemby] That’s a foul on you actually,
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 19/03/2025
lawrence fishburne as morpheus in the first matrix movie where he's kinda laying the whole shebang down for neo the first time. it's in the speech bubble meme format, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
knicks fans have to arrive two hours early to msg, being in nothing, and the watch parties are canceled so that the president can watch the finals for like one quarter of ball. get a job, stay away from us.
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David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As a native born New Yorker that now lives in a different city I can tell you with 1000% certainty that this is a bananas view of the world
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s like i’ve always said: you never want to bounce the ball off the back of your own teammate’s head from 10 feet away in the backcourt while tied in the final minute of Game 2 of the NBA Finals
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David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Cutting off a finger so I can run around holding up my hand and screaming KNICKS IN 4 to everyone around me
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David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Being anti-malort after it’s already been weakened by new ownership is a sign of weakness. Us northeasterners need to invest in developing an even more unpleasant aperitif to really show that we are the big dogs in the game
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ought to be interesting to see who wins this knicks-spurs game
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/06/2026
not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out"
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