Reposted by David Mlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter 311550140
Reposted by David MSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563325672
Reposted by David MBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026All these doofuses know is to whine and complain when someone dares to talk about them in the way that they deserve, they’re the most pathetic men on the planet 556947
Reposted by David MSarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tyreek Hill is so pre-signed and I hate it so much 2455
Reposted by David Mlindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can't dignify this with anything beyond: cringe 615416
Reposted by David MJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/09/2026Being corny enough to gain "opening for Ed Sheeran" status is incredible. So is being badass enough to give up that status. The eternal Macklemystery 529221
Reposted by David MAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... " 1376339698301
Reposted by David Mjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026Bel was one of the Ohioans that Vance demagogued in 2024. He was one of the people who Vance targeted with a blood libel. And now he is dead because of the consequences of that libel. I would like to ask Vance about him. 192209344
Reposted by David MMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way. 14083831120
Reposted by David MDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AJ Brown is once again being cryptic online. 4027212
Reposted by David Mleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026in the united states getting a woman to dress up as princess peach and step on you like you're grapes and she's making wine has been outlawed. with an exception for one night a year 221471166
Reposted by David MJared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1gdamage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is how listening to Depeche Mode feels 29967164
Reposted by David Maustin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices 142259351
Reposted by David MHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126542828
Reposted by David MDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that." 582352247
Reposted by David Mlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/07/2026step one the first hand distracts the audience all week with mitch mcconnell. step two the second hand sets up the trick with lindsey graham while everyone's focus is elsewhere. step three that's the majestic baby, christopher nolan's the odyssey now playing in IMAX next friday 11139899
Reposted by David MMerici @merici.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We hacked ourselves into government. We never fixed the machine. New piece out today on what civic tech got right, wrong, and what comes next with @donmoyn.bsky.social donmoynihan.substack.com/p/what-did-civic-tech-learn-over-thedonmoynihan.substack.comWhat Did Civic Tech Learn in the Last Decade?Some Insights About How to Use Tech in Government – and What Comes Next 0145
Reposted by David Mrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back 221149170
Reposted by David MJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026my one-year-old loses it whenever i say this to him, so hopefully it’ll do numbers here too: poopy 542140169
Reposted by David Mlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater 521488185
Reposted by David Mghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the Douglass Commonwealth is not without natural defenses 1792282
Reposted by David Moak blanco @abomination.computer · 03/07/2026summer is much like winter, except it is very hot instead of very cold. just an observation i’ve made 633033
Reposted by David MJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333883635
Reposted by David MGrant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup 161616329
Reposted by David Mvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/06/2026BRING THEM TO ME 0394
Reposted by David MHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 17/06/2026The cathedral in Mexico City has baby Jesus in a Mexico jersey 137269
Reposted by David MMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026There were some ugly claims on X that Janeese was the candidate of white “transplants” while McDuffie was the choice of longtime Black residents. But it looks like McDuffie will only win ward 3 (wealthy, white) while Janeese will carry every other ward (including majority-Black wards 7 and 8). 101240234
Reposted by David MMartin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Here's the precinct map of D.C., and you can see that @janeese4dc.bsky.social has so far cleaned up in almost all central parts of D.C., which includes Ward 1 and Ward 6, much of wards 4 and 5, and most of east of the river. This is an impressive showing by any measure. 717550
Reposted by David MWSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map. 822674765
Reposted by David MJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Knicks winning on 6/13 means it's a mitzvah. I was obligated by the Torah to drink a million beers. 11009
Reposted by David MArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the new york knicks have proven the tenets of sharia law to be good and productive 443153
Reposted by David Mthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time 417200813533
Reposted by David MRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Two incredible coaching decisions, the type of stuff that looks ridiculous on paper but pays off and gets you wins in June Mike Brown rolling with Jose Alvarado to get a second ballhandler on the court late Taylor subbing out Danielle Haim for Mariska Hargitay 460255
Reposted by David MPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/06/2026[gets shot with a gun by Wemby] That’s a foul on you actually, 558569
Reposted by David Mlindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026knicks fans have to arrive two hours early to msg, being in nothing, and the watch parties are canceled so that the president can watch the finals for like one quarter of ball. get a job, stay away from us. 1122433
David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026As a native born New Yorker that now lives in a different city I can tell you with 1000% certainty that this is a bananas view of the world 0171
Reposted by David MFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026it’s like i’ve always said: you never want to bounce the ball off the back of your own teammate’s head from 10 feet away in the backcourt while tied in the final minute of Game 2 of the NBA Finals 22736107
David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Cutting off a finger so I can run around holding up my hand and screaming KNICKS IN 4 to everyone around me 000
David M @gamecubedave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Being anti-malort after it’s already been weakened by new ownership is a sign of weakness. Us northeasterners need to invest in developing an even more unpleasant aperitif to really show that we are the big dogs in the game 110
Reposted by David MJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026ought to be interesting to see who wins this knicks-spurs game 2464415
Reposted by David Mlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/06/2026not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out" 401845203