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gaelen

@gaelencms.bsky.social
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big dumbass, he/him or they/them, caretaker of many cats. videogame stuff on youtube & twitch

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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 4h
man FUCK this. smug motherfucker, condensing months of fighting a $500k bill that should never happen even once into "a paperwork error" is so deliberately dense it pisses me off. That kind of arbitrary fucking around by insurers is a big reason why the US system is such a monstrosity. get real
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 22h
Ah hello! Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on
my post:
you gotta figure all those fans must be hungry after sitting and watching a baseball game for hours. then again, i'm sure they have snacks and things for sale at the ballpark

reply from @veratify.bsky.social:
V confirms this claim checks out. Official MLB team pages confirm that various ballparks sell a wide array of snacks and food items to fans.

Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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Cool Sasha: The Animation @sashamak.bsky.social · 18h
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 23h
i think these guys should be thrown off a 10-story building. it's not a big deal because the average american will walk up thousands of steps in their lives.
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 5h
ok but can he have a heart attack already? christ alive
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
when i see an american flag in public im just like "come on theres no way youre not kinda embarrassed right"
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 15/10/2026
The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
most of man's spine manipulated by hand up ass
Most of Ken Paxton’s Money Can Be Traced to One Man: Elon Musk
The world’s richest person, who has become the biggest known midterm donor, gave $158 million to a group that quickly spent that much to help Mr. Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas.
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
that's right: if you're a centrist who doesn't want to vote for a real progressive, vote blue no matter who!
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i sent him a letter in like 2002 about halo's OST and got zip in return. honestly forgiveable but unfortunately being a nazi freak is not. fuck you marty!
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Marty wrote one half-decent piece of music once and it went so much to his head that he became insufferable to the point that his own friends at Bungie kicked him out of the room for the negotiations with Microsoft. He hates me because I know this about him. Now all of you do too.
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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inthefade 👻 @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 14/10/2026
all hail coach mcguirk youtu.be/c1aHYOyRphE?...
youtu.be
We All Live in Our Own Prisons
YouTube video by whyawake / roomonthebroom
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/10/2026
my most fervent wish is for every one of stephen miller’s fears to come true hound him everywhere he goes prosecute him any way you can sue him and sue his wife and bleed them dry until the end of their days
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
jurassic park but the park is on the mainland and just keep pumping out velociraptors after containment breach
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boy there sure are a lot of ways to say Fort Wayne cops once again shot someone asking for help
A Google news search by time for "FWPD police shooting crisis"

103.9 Wayne FM
FW police say mental health crisis led to officer-involved shooting
3 hours ago

WOWO
Indiana State Police Investigating Fort Wayne Police Shooting on Chadwick Drive
5 hours ago

Yahoo
Man injured in Fort Wayne police shooting during ‘mental crisis'
13 hours ago

WANE 15
Police investigate southeast officer-involved shooting
15 hours ago

WPTA | 21Alive | Fort Wayne, IN
Man hurt in police-action shooting on Fort Wayne’s south side
15 hours ago
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you're tuned in to 107.2fm WDGE,
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they don't even help with rent
a bed topped with rumpled blankets and bathrobes with two cats snuggled next to each other. foregrounded cat is a Standard Issue Tabby named Worm. right behind him
in a relaxed loaf is Bizet, a grey european shorthair
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"If these people take over Congress, they're going to use its powers exactly how the Founders intended! Can you imagine that? Congress doing its job?! Heaven forfend!"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At some point we also have to deal with the fact that one of the two parties is openly hostile to democracy. If you have to win big every election or else the country falls into despotism we're all just playing Russian roulette every few years
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"When someone is gang-raped, there appears to be something to defend, and it’s not bodily autonomy; there appears to be something to protect, and it’s not the victim." Life in this predator's paradise and the problem of shameless people. www.the-reframe.com/the-good-guys/
the-reframe.com
The Good Guys
Raising uncomfortable answers in a predator’s paradise, and the vast gap between being ashamed and living in shame.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i remember 1 being very cool at the time, 2 (pandora tomorrow) a little muddier and with weirdly overtuned difficulty, and 3 (chaos theory) being insanely good. however i have not revisited since the 2000s so grain of salt
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just don't care about any ~law enforcement~ story coming out of this administration because the idea of this man enforcing laws is preposterous on its face. We're talking about an arsonist doing fire code inspections. You're a sucker if you engage with any of it in good faith
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
interesting perspective from one of the biggest merchants of death of our times
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When they go low, we go, uh, well, it's not entirely clear, but nobody likes it.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun
text message from an unknown number

unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.

me: ok i moved it

unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.

[photo of a blue car in a driveway]me: ok just moved it

maria: he’s still here.

me: oh i moved it back. i’ll move it again

maria: ? ? ?

me: ok i moved another car into your driveway

maria: you’re an idiot.

me: sorry my bad i just moved them both out again

maria: ? ?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jenny Green: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
ALT: Jenny Green: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CLAIM: the ICE agents fired into a vehicle with a child in it for no reason at all FACT: these keys here are jingling isn't that interesting? isnt the sound they make really something?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whenever it's raining out, I wonder if he remembers all the storms he must have gone through without a place to be safe and warm inside
orange cat absolutely tuckered out asleep with his head on his paw
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you're not even my real dad
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gaelen @gaelencms.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm not religious, but elected republicans are basically demons in human skin
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I saw Mr Beast at the park and he was picking up dogs and blowing black insectile clouds of evil into their mouths like the guy from Green Mile
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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