Reposted by Friendoonesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Asteroid strike on the moon. 2333455806
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Reposted by FriendoJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs 131371236
Reposted by FriendoYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂 194136023862
Reposted by FriendoWard Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg 272236449
Reposted by FriendoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Alarming story that confirms my own reporting along similar lines: Dan Moraff, the political strategist who plucked Graham Platner out of obscurity to run for senate and barely vetted him, was barred from Rep. Summer Lee’s 2022 campaign after three complaints of sexual misconduct.paydayreport.comPlatner’s Daniel Moraff Barred from Summer Lee’s Campaign Over Sexual Misconduct ComplaintsCongresswoman Summer Lee barred Platner's strategist Daniel Moraff from her campaign after receiving sexual harassment complaints against him. 22060581846
Reposted by FriendoDoc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Everyone jokingly says pollen is plant sperm, but the truth is actually MUCH weirder Pollen is actually tiny haploid male plants that do nothing except drift around until they find a haploid female (contained within a flower!) to mate with Like imagine a bunch of detached plant testicles 128813
Reposted by FriendoBill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Thune: all right everyone, we have Senator McConnell on speaker, say hi Mitch. Voice on the phone: so cold... Thune: so as you can see, he's fine Voice on the phone: there is no heaven, there is only the thing that stalks you in the darkness after death... Thune: just gonna hang up now 1370292
Reposted by FriendoRobin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️ 364159722815
Reposted by Friendothe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 06/07/2026so you stanned for a guy with a nazi tattoo 9735154
Friendo @friendotoday.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You know - we would have been in a much better spot if we had made a Nazi tattoo a deal breaker and switched things up back then. 000
Reposted by FriendoCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses 379197403995
Reposted by FriendoAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country." 428226484385
Reposted by FriendoMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Men are too emotional to be president. 1034194343910
Friendo @friendotoday.bsky.social · 30/04/2026it is neither true nor false that eating ass is vegan 000
Reposted by FriendoKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important. 1390208642052
Reposted by FriendoLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/04/2026watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich 464619708
Reposted by FriendoAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/04/2026The Nordic countries don’t even call themselves socialist so idk why people insist on calling them that except to distort socialism. 3473278
Reposted by FriendoEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted 58191865298
Reposted by FriendoWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again 56202064812
Reposted by FriendoAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots. 358280514680
Reposted by FriendoPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided the rapper's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-... 542388501
Reposted by FriendoGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/03/2026when you're staying hydrated and listening to #shoegaze 1624
Reposted by FriendoAndy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I think I may have cracked it 6152641021
Reposted by FriendoThe Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026congrats on the sex, small ridiculous birds news.mongabay.com/short-articl...news.mongabay.comCritically endangered kākāpō parrot has standout breeding seasonA total of 59 healthy kākāpō chicks have hatched over the last few weeks, according to the latest tally by Aotearoa New Zealand’s Department of Conservation. This marks one of the most successful rece... 552536370
Reposted by FriendoThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2026Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower… 171902327
Reposted by FriendoStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue. 5358031276
Reposted by FriendoAthens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this 51175954047
Reposted by Friendomtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A thing I strongly believe, but that was only obvious in retrospect, was that drive-time talk radio was the most valuable propaganda platform in history and a big reason we got into this mess we're in now was because conservatives dominated it in the 1990s and 2000s 1162821415
Reposted by FriendoMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be actual balls. You wouldn't teabag a cop! 1628128
Reposted by Friendodisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Skaven are fucking disgusting and won't exist under vanguardism 56219
Reposted by FriendoLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026I’ve come to realize people think slurs are just words that hurt our feelings. No. Slurs, particularly the N-word, F-word, antisemitic terms etc. aren’t taboo because of that. It’s because historically when these terms are said they precede or pair with pitchforks, torches, lynchings & gas chambers. 2636601082
Reposted by Friendoceej @ceej.online · 25/02/2026BOSS UNDER WOKE: Female brains are just better at making office coffee. Sorry, I know you’re not “supposed” to say that stuff anymore ;-) BOSS UNDER TRUMP: The key to unlocking 4x growth lies in an army of White Salesmen BOSS UNDER WOKE 2.0: Do I have any last words? Yes. My pronouns are he/him 377499
Friendo @friendotoday.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Many people are saying Barron is getting shorter via the new trend of hydraulic masculine densification. 000
Reposted by FriendoAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How does he sleep at night? 1023668630
