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Tío Papito

@papito208.com
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41 🇩🇴♏️ From: 718 Currently: 616 Laughing through it. A geek with two language tracks. Editor. Father. Black Women are top tier. Here for shits, giggles, geekery, haberdashery and hemoglobins.

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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/08/2026
Oh
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Homer Simpson Nope
Alt: Homer Simpson Nope
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
Godammit LeBron is in the east again
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Annoyed Fuck
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
We die at the end of this. Fuck’em.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
Where to buy shop.mattel.com/products/ang...
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Angel Reese Barbie Doll, Barbie Signature, Fashion Doll With Pink Basketball Uniform
This Barbie honors Angel Reese, the breakout star who is rewriting the narrative for all female athletes!
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
America come on
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
COÑO MI GENTE NOT THE CILANTRO
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
Ha. Klondike sandwich.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
Lately just with my daughters at random when random r&b plays or on my own when I’m vibing
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Grinding to the Music Beat on Subway
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
Mosquito girl from one punch man. No further questions.
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Mosquito One Punch Man
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Deadass them making clayface a body horror film is fucking genius
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
I think they in the group chats according to today’s conversation
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Speaking of smut I gotta finish editing some (not mine)
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE... Cleveland, Ohio 😂
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
¿Eskiusmi?
Qué
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the best rapper alive @theinfiniteone.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
Last thing ima say about this dumb shit Saying that something happens, doesn’t mean everybody does it. That’s common sense I thought. But I forgot y’all love being mad about shit that’s not worth being mad over so fuck it lmaoo Shit is NOT that serious
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Un día a la vez
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
The first time someone ran to the back of the bed saying “hold on gimme a MINUTE ☝🏽” after eating her out was special because I thought I did something wrong with the way she hopped off my face and she was like “na you just right THERE”
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Reaction Shocked
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Disrespectfully speaking, if you don't got context, shut your whole ass up, even if it's flat.
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🍋✨Bb✨🐝 @bbcelestialtoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yup, that's what I mean. Being hot, being attractive, and capturing that is not without effort or consideration of the audience. We may have different audiences but the bottom line is: the work is indeed work. And work we clearly, collectively, see as valuable despite the heavy demonization.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Black women in cosplay >>>>>>>>>>>>
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
So long as she got nice legs tits and ass can be whatever they wanna be for me
Mickey Mouse
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
I feel like I would've actually gotten to know my ppl while they was alive if they wasn't always focused on putting food on the table. I got maybe another 50/60 years here and I'm not trying to make struggle be my forever and my normal for me and mines by any means.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Them biddies not small, they concentrated
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Kind of a everything sucks but ima be alright type of eh today
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
I’m going to claim this era of my life as kintsugi. Broken, flawed but still beautiful. Held together by the knowledge that I deserve good things but still need to piece things together so the good that comes my way can stay instead of falling through the cracks I haven’t gotten to yet.
A sculpture of a broken face held together by gold
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Every time my daughter’s class has computer lab:
My daughter saying hello
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
If I am: hate me louder so I know it’s real bb 💘
Namaste yung hopper
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Reminds me of this (volume warning)
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Decribe your Bluesky account with a single image
It's Kriller time
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
All I’m saying is if the next remake they wanna go with practical effects…
Grimhilde as an old hag CC
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Stretch marks are just highways to and from the best parts
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
The fiber has fibered thanks for asking lol
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Please don’t fail at trying to make me look bad before I have you feeling exiled in your own space
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
I think I need to start wearing more things to indicate that I’m a Scorpio so that people don’t test me because now I got the team waiting for you to explain why you took six months changing video subtitles and I did it in six seconds mid convo. Explain that Dale.
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Shannon Sharpe Discusses LeBron for President
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
You know how cold you gotta be to live in a world full of living gods, ninjas, magic and demons but you still run up to a mf like “but can you handle these hands?” and they can’t?
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
People sure be loud when they know nothing
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Guess I’m going barefoot to have some kicks that can quench the thirst for alien justice
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MacGruber: I'm In
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Fix ya feet and get your shoes off my floor
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Matt Damon Jason Bourne
Alt: Matt Damon Jason Bourne
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Needing to buy tall versions of shirts or I look like a toddler when I raise my arms
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Unless it’s feet Friday then have at it Toe Fighters
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Enhailed Cartoon Character with Brush and Shell
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Gigi @irackbrains.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
If you’ve been on social media for 20 or more years please stop getting mad at younger people having conversations we already had. This may be THEIR first time having the conversation and you look like a grumpy old person.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Buenos dias. Don't give anyone time they don't deserve.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
If you working with someone in tech, give them the whole info, don't drip feed shit because it means I got more work fow how things need to be delivered. Tech illiterate boomers are the WORST.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Growing up in an overprotective do as I say childhood I will forever be screaming to everyone how what people say does not matter when take power over your life. People will continue to try to play you like a video game for their convenience at the cost of your life. Do you forever and beyond.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Not them talking shit having the world looking like tatooine
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
All the obligations that you grew up with was just to make someone else happy. It’s time to tell everyone to shut the fuck up and do you.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Su casa es mi casa?
Pierced titties taste like house keys, and there’s no place like home
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