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she/her Transbian Vietnamese-American college student who also happens to be a history buff, worldbuilder, D&D enjoyer, and Forgotten Realms enthusiast. Also an artist and writer. Mostly 13+, but occasionally interacts with 🔞; proceed with caution.

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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the way, if you use “Neanderthal” as a pejorative, you risk my opinion of you going down. Don’t be using our inventive, spiritual, adaptable relatives as a byword for primitiveness and stupidness or I’m gonna condemn you to trying to survive the Penultimate Glacial Period in Central Europe.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garfield as a character is Bosmer-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 27/09/2026
I bet you armour-loving boys and girls have all dreamed of having a magical girl transformation at least once.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem is people keep arguing about which playable D&D species would have robust drug cultures when objectively the funniest answer is "all of them". Why would you deny yourself the opportunity to speculate about what a giant psychic praying mantis smokes? Go on, tell me how a cube gets stoned.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Realities of academia #137: looking up the biographies of historical figures who have literally nothing to do with your field of study purely to figure out why the author of the source you're currently reading has beef with them.
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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fresh @freshryeroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"This formation ain't big enough for the two of us, Mr. Podokesaurus."
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a Prehistoric Kingdom achievement called Noah’s Park that requires having 2 of every animal species but I’m encouraging completionists to have 14 Megaloceros (kosher animal) and similar numbers of Yi, Archaeopteryx, and Microraptor (probably halakhically birds) as Noah was commanded.
Genesis 7:2-3 NRSVUE:

Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and its mate; and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and its mate; and seven pairs of the birds of the air also, male and female, to keep their kind alive on the face of all the earth.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
Join
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yo, burial practice at Göbekli Tepe!
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Macklemore needs to keep politics out of his act. by Kid Rock
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the most frustrating thing about dealing with nationalists in history spaces is that they have no underlying fascination whatsoever. All their energy is into whether or not some person or group shares a category with them and that must be the case to have self-permission to take interest.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Making a popular show is crazy cuz you can explicitly set certain things up through clues and symbolism and there will be people who are like "I see all that, and I'm acknowledging that I see all that... Anyway my theory is that the opposite is true. ☝️😀"
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Live your life in such a way that long after you’re gone, people still speak of you as “a historiographically problematic figure whose feats are likely subject to exaggeration and who may even represent several distinct historical persons compiled into a popular personage.”
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“You need to stop dwelling on the past.” Bro, that’s like all my interests. 😞
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 15/09/2026
the irish don’t fuck around!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@tochterzwiebel

my new favorite fun fact is that the words "lord" and "lady" descend from old english words that mean "bread-guardian" and "bread-kneader", respectively!!

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weard (warden, guardian) + hlāf (loaf) -> hlaford (a noble man or lord; literally, "bread-guardian")

hlāf (loaf) + daigijo (one who kneads) -> hlaefdige (a noble lady; literally, "bread-kneader")

hlaford -> laford -> lord

hlaefdige -> lafdi -> lady
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a rule though, quotes are fake. Once you start looking into them, you’ll realize that the slushy goo of popular non-specifically cited one-sentence words of wisdom from great figures and traditions is a mostly unchecked field of popular misinformation used for authority-appeal wish-fulfillment.
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moonrinblue @moonringblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The High Imaskari Redwings are a good aerodynamic alternative to common travel in Faerûn. Days 30 and 31 #smaugust #art #digitalart #dragon #smaugustcircle #dnd #forgottenrealms #faerun
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Akkadian hymn celebrating the culture hero Šarlikiruk, 2025 BC (Ur III Dynasty): 𒉌𒉡 𒊬𒇷𒆠𒊿 nī-nu šar-li-ki-ruk We (are) Šarlikiruk. 𒉈 𒉌𒌋𒌋𒅆 IZI(išātam) ni-naš-ši We carry (the) fire. 𒀀𒈾 𒆠𒉏 𒆕𒆠 𒉌𒄫 a-na ki-nim kak-ki ni-peš For truth we make war 𒋗𒈠𒋗𒌑 𒉌𒍠𒄫 šu-ma-šu-u ni-zak-kir We invoke his name
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
one of the few praxis uses of X left is to ruthlessly cyberbully Confederate apologists until they have a crashout
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[Western Neofascist Groyper Chuds]: “China is laughing at our multiracial experiment. Look at them - there’s no racism in China. Chinese aren’t racist toward other Chinese!” [Me, an intellectual]: “lol. lmao, even. Oh my sweet, summer child… is this truly the kind of story you wish to hear??”
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TFW the steppe "barbarians" conquer China and hear about foot-binding...
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the only sensible way to parse this tier of The Discourse is to mentally replace the word "AI" or "chatbot" with some other appliance or tool... "I think my band saw might be in love with me." "Please stop the enslavement of DVD collections."
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 08/09/2026
i recently put two and two together and realized that the venn diagram of ai art guys and guys who say "my toddler could do that" to modern art is a circle
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
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Maija Karala @maijakarala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#SciArtSeptember 4: Azure. The coelacanth, a long-extinct creature that was accidentally discovered alive. Though it may look like just another type of fish, it is more closely related to us than other fishy inhabitants of the ocean. #SciArt
An illustration of an azure blue coelacanth, a large lobe-finned fish on a dark green background.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 08/09/2026
why does everybody that gets really into ChatGPT or Claude or whatever immediately start talking like that one friend that went to Burning Man one time
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently because no beard, defined jawline, and skinny. Comparable K-pop idols include: -Alexander the Great. -Siddhartha in his ascetic era. -Slender Man. -Barack Obama. -The pterosaur Pterodaustro. -The shoebill stork. -Legolas. -The goddess Athena. -The gharial. -Empress Dowager Cixi.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/09/2026
a blue flag with the words

“marked safe from
  being influential
           today”
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Stavros Svensson Kundromichalis @stavrossk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It doesn’t take much to jump scare this slightly paranoid Hexinlusaurus multidens. China, Middle Jurassic. #dinosaur #paleoart #sciart #jurassic #prehistoric #paleontology
A small dinosaur, Hexinlusaurus multidens, gets jump scared.
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Premillennial Decompensationalist @smollusk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
with alt text, a thing I keep having to say to all kinds of people in all kinds of context
Tweet from Kiana Mai @kianamaiart:

nothing's absolved of criticism obviously but good critique requires meeting the product where it's at and understanding the conditions under which it was made
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The most influential poster
An illustration of Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the church door
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Global Project Against Hate and Extremism @globalextremism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A flawed HHS study is building the case for treating the transgender community as a national security threat. Using unvalidated measures and politically loaded assumptions, the report gives new ammunition to an administration already seeking to link the transgender community to political violence.
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How a Flawed HHS Study Could Pave the Way for Declaring Transgender People "Domestic Terrorists"
A flawed HHS study is helping lay the groundwork for portraying the transgender community as a national security threat. Built on unvalidated measures and politically biased assumptions, the study com...
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bluesky's anti-dogpiling policy will inevitably used when some transphobe says something heinous, and then they'll ban every single trans person who not only replies but who even mentions it. They've literally already done this before, years ago.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Talked to @samblum.bsky.social at Inc. about turning The Onion around and making InfoWars into a cult. “Do you want to live in an incredibly extractive world where you’re just one of 55 companies that still exist? Or do you want to create your own path and build an army? We’ve just built the army.”
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The Onion's Audacious Plans for Infowars Are Not a Joke
Owner Jeff Lawson, CEO Ben Collins, and comedian Tim Heidecker tell Inc. how they found themselves owning goblinlove.net and selling gay frog plushies, and what it means for the future of 'The Onion.'
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