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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Christin Gorman @christingorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow! Du kan nå be ChatGPT kjøpe Jo Nesbø sin bok fra ark, også gjør den det helt selv på 2 minutter! 🙄😑 Eller... Så kan du taste inn "ark.no" i nettleseren, skrive "Jo Nesbø" i søkefeltet, trykke på handlekurv-knappen og vipps så har du utrettet det samme på 20 sekunder UTEN ChatGPT.
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Det hele startet med et enkelt eksperiment. Nylig ba vi ChatGpt finne Jo Nesbøs nye bok hos Ark bokhandel og betale med Vipps. To minutter senere lå betalingsforespørselen i Vipps, og boken var bestilt. Vi besøkte aldri nettbutikken.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also find it fucking hilarious that the AI stans are like "your kids will be left behind if they don't use it" as if it's harder to type a prompt into a text box to ask someone else to do your work than it is to read and understand a book or learn mathematics on your own. Foh.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Christopher Pahle @tophepahle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
De vil kappe av oss beina så de kan selge oss hjul. De vil stikke ut øynene våre så de kan fortelle oss hva vi ser.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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P. Scott Cunningham @cunningpscott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lange
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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which reminds me we should sack our actual DOF
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the woman tennis player vs random men off the street
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Anders Heger @andersheger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spørsmålet høres på en måte ut som det er blitt stilt før en gang? www.aftenposten.no/meninger/kom...
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Anders Norås @andersnoras.com · 02/09/2026
Arbeidsledige illustratører og designere blir sikkert kjempeglade når de ser NAV sin enorme KI-genererte messevegg.
Detalj av KI-generert messevegg med en masse kaotiske elementer og skilt med aktiviteter NAV har for sine ansatte
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 02/09/2026
If you thought that headline sounded familiar www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Deloitte to pay money back to Albanese government after using AI in $440,000 report
Partial refund to be issued after several errors were found in a report into a department’s compliance framework
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Josh @thejoshbaker.blue · 02/09/2026
So crazy to be a consultant using a chatbot to do your job. Immediately telling the client that you're useless and they should just use the chatbot themselves to get the same result.
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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The true test of knowing you’re in a cult is would you defend signing Mykhailo Mudryk on loan #COYS
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 31/08/2026
The new Moneyball is knowing this isn't a world map
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What’s the point in Johan Lange? We may as well just get someone who is really, really good at watching Match Of The Day to do our scouting.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes the club does things that are not objectively stupid but you have to understand that those are accidents
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing drags my finger to the ‘Do not recommend channel’ button quicker than this AI piss style thumbnail. You just made a video on a topic! You definitely have at least one relevant image that you can use! Stop it!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't believe City took a risk on a non-Premier League proven player last year when they signed Cherki.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 19/01/2024
Do I have this right
DAVID AND VIC BECKHAM MEME 

WE'LL NEED OIL AND GAS FOR DECADES
BE HONEST
WE'LL NEED SOME OIL AND GAS FOR DECADES
BE HONEST
I WANT TO SELL OIL AND GAS FOR DECADES
THANK YOU
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Neil Charles @neilcharles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Writing anything with AI auto-complete is deeply irritating and distracting, like talking to a child who keeps trying to second guess the ends of your sentences. You don't know what I plan to say, STFU.
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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
20 minutes in and I’m ready to kill the TV director show the fucking match not people in the stands.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you'll be left behind--" buddy i do not want to get where you are going. you didn't leave me, i jumped
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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How it started how it’s going.
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Flu Hartberg @fluhartberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
NRK forsvarer KI-bruken med at de "ellers ikke ville hatt råd". Så alt du ikke har råd til er det bare å gå ut å rappe, folkens!
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")
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Foppaldo @foppaldo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hvert. Jævla. Ord. www.nrk.no/artikkel/jeg...
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Jeg har sluttet med kontor
Jeg er ikke ansatt for å dekke ditt sosiale behov.
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Andrew Bissette @andrewbissette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OpenAI: we are the only people who can be trusted to contain the mega AI God we're building Also OpenAI: lol sorry it got out again our bad
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hellige pater thorsefar @thorsepus.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Heisann! Jeg er i lokalavisa igjen.
budstikka.no
Jeg har skapt et kunstverk
Fortauet var helt fullt av ståmopeder, så i et øyeblikk av nærmest guddommelig inspirasjon skapte jeg en installasjon jeg ga navnet «Offentlige fortau er ikke et sted der private bedrifter skal oppbev...
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Andreas @4ndr34s.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mange ledere er ikke kompetente nok i det faget som utøves til å vurdere om de ansatte leverer forventet kvalitet og kvantitet. Da blir det eneste de kan måle fysisk tilstedeværelse, og det eneste tiltaket de selv kan gjøre for å føle seg nyttige å kaste bort de ansattes tid i møter.
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Doremus Schafer @doremus-schafer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dagens #dax18 -syllogisme (ordrett sitat) "Vi jobber jo best sammen, det er jo best for _alle_, og da mener jeg også at de som egentlig jobber kanskje best hjemme, også må ta et ansvar for arbeidsmiljøet og kollegaene sine og komme seg på kontoret". 🙃
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lot of people younger than me lately. What are we doing about this.
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typing pumpkin 🎃 @typingloudly.zip · 06/09/2025
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh absolutely. In fact I'd say I derive a kind of destructively psychosexual thrill from working in a fast-paced office environment
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Forsberg™ @magnusforsberg.no · 10/08/2026
Ingenting sier «dette er en god, nyttig og samfunnsgunstig teknologi» som å måtte tvinge folk til å snakke pent om den.
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Christopher Pahle @tophepahle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Har bitt på et agn.
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ecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 11/08/2026
I still don't even know whose idiot take kicked off adblocker talk lately but anyone who refuses to acknowledge that advertisers fired the first shot and deserve nothing but contempt is compromised
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Christin Gorman @christingorman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Chatbots, apps for everything, spam, clickbait everywhere, subscriptions instead of ownership, touchscreens instead of more satisfying buttons and switches, exploitative business models, addictive algorithms, excited business executives enthusiastically making money off all of this…
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CB @cborshuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sisyphus pushing a rock uphill that is labeled The Fucking Dishes and the Fucking Laundry
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Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Counterpoint: root for spurs. Get in loser we’re going to complain about sports
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Jonas Ali Ghanizadeh @jonasali.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tror FrP at det å ikke adressere klimaendringene er et alternativ som er priset til 0 kroner? En tråd.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Christopher Pahle @tophepahle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Voila, et føkkings kinderegg av KI-dystopi. Vi har 1) Big Techs ansiktsløse non-respons til pressen tok kontakt, 2) den opportunistiske brødskalken som faktisk står bak ID-tyveriet sin totale ansvarsfraskrivelse og bevisstløshet og 3) medias unnfallenhet i å stille et eneste kritisk spørsmål. Bravo.
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