Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 9hThrifted this cropped hoodie recently, cut the arms off hehe 2160
Reposted by Orc BitchJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 14hsorry for my post saying that illness was a moral failing. I did not know about the germ theory of disease. 1344
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 18hI call myself a lesbian despite being bisexual because although I'm 99% attracted to women I have still gotten off to the vague idea of men sexually and I want always to keep my legs - if not my heart - open 1120
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 18hI'm so glad nobody talks about the sequel trilogy anymore because reylo was perhaps the most viscerally revolting concept in modern media, and not just because I'm a lesbian 3110
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 19hConsidered posting "shooting ropes (of shit)" but I thought better of it 190
Reposted by Orc Bitch2bit_natty (she/they) ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @2bitnatty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Updated MA post: ($0 / $770) I got paid today but it didn't have the sick time from the shift I missed. Upcoming expenses: - Short $400 for rent - $160 car, rental & dental insurance - $110 energy bill All due by the first. Venmo: @Two-Bit_Natty Cashapp: $2bitnatty Paypal: @emilybrodbeck1 21926
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It makes total sense to me that Abraham was about to gut his son because god told him to. My dad would definitely do that to me if my mom yelled at him enough 050
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just opened a sofi bank account because old bank took 5 bucks from me for "account maintenance" and it's the last thing they'll ever do 160
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time I bounce on it I'm paranoid that the person beneath me is gonna get irreparably damaged tbh, I only ever give 70% bc I just know I'm gonna hear bones snapping at 100% 4150
Reposted by Orc Bitchskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025the most beautiful thing a woman can do is bounce on it (remembers feminism) uh i mean the most beautiful thing a woman can do is write a poem 11565109
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remembering the time I was at a house party and one of those egomaniac know-it-all trannies was there (you know the type) and somebody wondered aloud who plays Bugs Bunny and as I was saying it varies this girl was like "MEL BLANC" No shit Mel Blanc ORIGINATED Bugs, bitch. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT 1110
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wonder if my pet australian will come climbing with me on thursday 070
Reposted by Orc BitchDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Years and years of therapy are not going to be enough for Isaac. Caravaggio, born on this day in 1571, is very clear about that here in 1603. 313014
Reposted by Orc Bitchvicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026butch4butch + sock garters #yuri 82405484
Reposted by Orc BitchVera Kwang @armoredqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey I need some help covering a grocery thing who has like $80 PayPal.me/verathoris Venmo @ verafiedbabepaypal.mePay Vera Thoris using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/VeraThoris and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 0312
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw a drawing on instagram of Wile E. Coyote sexually choking out an aroused Road Runner and now it's all I can think about. I close my eyes and I see them fucking 180
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You could probably do a timelapse of my nipples every hour after doing my shot for the week and it'd look like those videos of bread or cookies risin real fast in the oven 120
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think my lower back is feeling slightly better now that I'm not pounding 1.5 quart tubs of ice cream and half a loaf of white bread every 48 hours as my only form of sustenance 1110
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Inventing drain slimes. It's when you put hair from the tub drain in slime 040
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's going to be in the 80's again on the 1st and 2nd 🥹 130
Reposted by Orc BitchOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love ice cream cookie sandwich 🥺 0182
Reposted by Orc BitchMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201013351
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think this little guy has caused enough trouble. I'm going to kill the boy wizard, Harry Potter. 1151
Reposted by Orc BitchMarghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Im trying to raise money for a ct scan out of pocket. $1900 is my current goal. Im homeless, disabled and unemployed. Please every little bit helps 🖤🖤🖤 V: @marghoul CA: $helpmarghoulgofund.meDonate to Bedridden With a Back Injury and Seeking a Diagnosis, organized by Margot LaineI'm uninsured and homeless at the moment and dealing with a debili… Margot Laine needs your support for Bedridden With a Back Injury and Seeking a Diagnosis 02334
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You do not need to have rippling muscles to dress like a barbarian. Spiked pauldrons and leather loincloths are for all body types. 0203
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like those "wrong answers only" quote tweet games are designed specifically for gen x retention 040
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I fucking LOVE eating plants and animals and making them a part of my body 150
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Delicately wrapping you inside a soft flour tortilla 💋 190
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I talk a lot about finding my rival but in reality my ultimate nemesis is a middle aged mom named "Rosey-Posey" who mercilessly beats my ass on WordFeud 040
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love curry powder so much I could cry, man. The idea that at any time there could be Curry where there was none... 050
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyway I have a job interview in like 13 hours. I don't have high hopes and if I do get it it'll be kinda shitty work but it'll keep a roof over my head. Here's hopin 190
Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This news makes me feel bone tired, like nothing will ever change for the better 150
