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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 17h

Sometimes I remember we don’t have a release date in the UK for You Can See Everything and I get sad.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The data reads precisely what a bad version of a RDZ side would look like

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is why not my money is such a reductive take. Everything is connected

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is Darren Bent the weirdest big money signing spurs have ever made? We had 3 better strikers and glaring holes in the team we hadn’t filled

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Jack Pitt-Brooke @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They're calling it the greatest game in the history of the UEFA Nations League

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watching Berbatov highlights absurd player.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let’s not forget one other thing that was stolen Kane’s player of the season in 20/21 Golden boot and most assists and Ruben Dias won it.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not a single anime making the top 100 shows of the 21st century is completely absurd

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone get Tom Holland on the phone to Haaland asap

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When discussing Robertson why is the length of the contract not part of our evaluation. You think he is cooked now wait until year 4 of his 4 year deal.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We rank 4th for box touch differential and 16th for xGD

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My read on our numbers is they are weird numbers and i can make the hopium case with them and i can make myself feel depressed with them. I also can't decide what i actually believe and what is being led by emotions both positive and negative

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The thing with signing a tweener is you have to do it with a clear plan how to utilise them otherwise they become a tactical dilemma

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am seeing people think we are still lacking experience and intangible's guys. How many do people want do they just want a team full of old cloggers?

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am surprised by the number of Spurs fans conclusions of what we need to do to be competitive is precisely the opposite of what we did to build a side that was in title races and got to a CL final.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yet we rank 20th for Open Play xG Our current 0.62 OPxG per 90 ranks 76th out of 80 for open play xG per 90 across the last 4 seasons

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We are now acting as a test case for the extent of the meta shift in the PL If you list a bunch of our stats and stylistic indicators not that long ago it would feel like it would just work out and we would become a really good side.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Whatever happens with De Zerbi the very first thing we need to do is sack Vinai and Lange.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Finishing 6th in 13/14 felt like the nadir at the time, Sherwood was manager, we had sold Bale, we could have a terrible season that left everyone numb and the floor was 6th.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pretending we are only bottom because the league table is done alphabetically

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Martinez learnt that sort of poachers finish when Van Nistelrooy was there

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just a shame he wasn’t Premier League proven

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

But remember everyone "it's not my money" and we shouldn't care about the price of transfers and wages.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have made this point a lot but once again if the idea you need older players for the squad to have the experience and mentality to compete why was this not the case with the title races under Poch.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not ready to go in fully on this but i am worried on Marmoush that i didn't read enough into his numbers. He got 22 (2 penalties) for Frankfurt and City in 24/25. His next best season is 12 (2 penalties). They are the only 2 seasons he has got into double digits.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On that Robbo mistake yesterday it’s more evidence of the fact that if you want intangible’s signings maybe just sign great players who also have those intangibles. It’s really not an either or

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Does this count as the dreaded vote of confidence or does it need to be briefed widely?

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One thing that still annoys me is that we signed exclusively from the PL to guarantee we didn’t have to wait for players to acclimate and then the slow start to the season.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yesterdays xG is a bit misleading very much a byproduct of game state.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is technically a worse start than 08-09 right now, worse goal difference and out of the league cup (we made the final that season)

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Vinai and Lange are still employed by my club

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The last time we started this badly we signed Defoe in the January window. What I am saying is Defoe despite being 43 would be our best 9.

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The last time we were bottom after 5 games would be 08/09 where we had 2 points and a -3 goal difference This season we have 2 points and a -6 goal difference

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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fulham need only a point to see us go into the international break in 20th.

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