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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 2h
You know all those problems software is causing in your org? The solution is of course more software! Worse software. Software that guesses a lot, expensively. Software that no one wrote. That will fix it.
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 1h
watching coworkers literally too deskilled to find the copilot button right now in real time in a meeting
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 2h
You know all those problems software is causing in your org? The solution is of course more software! Worse software. Software that guesses a lot, expensively. Software that no one wrote. That will fix it.
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 3h
the tiny moments of loadbearing hopefulness underneath clinical levels of cynicism
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 3h
bunch of so-called bayesians terrified of a thing that can't even update its own priors smh
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 4h
i'm done being civil a cohort who were cosplaying as coders their whole career is trying to convince you that the future is deskilling down to their level they are allergic to taking accountability for their own output and want you to outsource your thinking so you can be as useless as they are
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 5h
watching western civilization shoot itself in the foot over nativist xenophobic nonsense was a very predictable failure mode but watching humanity fry its brains over autocomplete was a real dark horse. that stupidity came out of nowhere
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 22h
what if we've had it all wrong? what if the children actually yearn for the mimes?
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 29/09/2026
*every* poster is little bit Ignatius and that's why that book is super relevant to the moment
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 29/09/2026
i think one of my beta readers died from terminal cringe is there a bureau i should report this to for investigation
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Large Ligma Model
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Kelly McCullough @kellydmcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you ever find yourself starting a sentence with “not all” just stop. Put the phone down. This is your opportunity to not become part of the problem. Say to yourself: this isn’t about me. Go outside. Touch grass. Choose de-escalation.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 28/09/2026
being a social media user is like being a neuron in a brain that's clearly not functioning very well
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
starting to feel like 80% of this cloud infrastructure was built because coders needed more and more compute to do the same B2B SaaS tasks that ran on one IBM tallboy mainframe 30 years ago
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
"vibefrastructure" is this anything
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
i'd make a good wife guy in a certain era. my ideal relationship is working all day and doing most of the chores so she can devote more time to writing beautiful poems to her old Smith College roommate about how awful men are
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
please, my bonds, they are very sick
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
my new goal is to be constantly disappointed by computers more than i'm constantly disappointed by humanity i think i can i think i can
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
taking my first real week off (no work, no on-call) in >5 years was super good for my physical and mental health... and it immediately disappeared 1 minute to midnight on sunday
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
just keep throwing more compute at the problem there's some magical amount of compute you can throw at problems that reduces overall systemic complexity just need more compute bro gpu-induced utopia is right around the corner just a little more compute
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 28/09/2026
turns out "thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" really cooked
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
so uh 👉👈 who else here gets upset when other people's TVs are clearly not calibrated correctly
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
as someone who's been sniffing computers >14 hrs a day for the past 30 years, it's oddly comforting that there's people way stranger than me to take the heat off
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
its always DNS i literally had a nightmare last night about troubleshooting an issue that couldn't possibly be DNS and even in the dream it still turned out to be DNS
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
My rural public HS was very into FBLA and VICA. We had extensive vocational and business curriculum. The latter was focused on business communications and technical writing, but also learning late 90s software packages.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
its always DNS i literally had a nightmare last night about troubleshooting an issue that couldn't possibly be DNS and even in the dream it still turned out to be DNS
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 27/09/2026
"we aborted our machine god because of a DNS misconfiguration" is the most grossly foreshadowed computer thing that could ever happen
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
20th century tech: we have invented a solution to a common problem 21st century tech: we have invented a problem
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
I just feel like if you design a piece of technology and you're like "wow! This technology doesn't do what we want a lot of the time and we aren't really sure how it works!" that isn't a brag that's just a sign you're really bad at your job
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 26/09/2026
web app devs constantly showing their whole ass when they say agents are going to write all the code all your code maybe some shit has to happen under extremely strict change control with no chance of an outage and can't just be trial and error. infrastructure has stakes
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 26/09/2026
it's sad how no one makes video games so good that you can ruin your life over them anymore
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 25/09/2026
glad i stopped pirating shit >15 years ago just so i can claim moral superiority to AI nerds
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 25/09/2026
ben and jerry's + two spoons
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 25/09/2026
every B2B XaaS CEO should be forced to write a functional piece of business software that fits inside 640K or be immediately launched into the sun constantly building more compute to fix the problems caused by the last batch of compute is an infrastructural death sentence for civilization
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 19/09/2026
clocking in at the Reading Shit That Makes Me Mad factory
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 23/09/2026
"why are these people acting like assholes so openly now?" "because their data says you won't do anything about it"
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 25/09/2026
someone needs to make WARDOGS but with jump jet parkour and titans
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 24/09/2026
new guy just dropped: guy who's an expert in artificial intelligence because he's been faking it his whole life
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 24/09/2026
neither do posters yet here we are
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 24/09/2026
pencils in: obsessed that the internet is becoming haunted by meaningless metrics, dashboards no one looks at, recommender algorithms gone bad, unproductive abstractions, poorly accounted clouds, containerization run amok, and terrible ads all running on increasingly baffling code no one wrote
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 24/09/2026
every night i find new ways to make this shit even dumber
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 24/09/2026
i should finish totally rewriting my dumb fucking book instead of posting
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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