PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 4hHe's in a bowling league with Geordi and Worf and they're called The Away Team 050
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 13hThe new bozo health trend brought to you by the anti-seed oil weirdos is "morning sunlight" for some reason. It's particularly bizarre because morning sunlight will produce basically zero vitamin due to the sun angle. 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 13hMy employer has sent out an employee survey about use of generative AI which I can only assume is a trap so the machines know who to grey goo first 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is the worst week for Philly sports fans since last week 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Eagles game isn't on in my market so I'm investing in another great setup for a humiliating Cowboys loss 110
Reposted by PolkPantherBrian Pickett @website.cool · 04/10/2026It's truly impossible to figure out what the score of an Eagles game is based on posts here 2135
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Florida and fraud? Certainly a combination of words never used before 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Penn State is now Iowa. Iowa is now Penn State. I will not be explaining this further. 020
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The most Browns thing that could ever happen would be for them to have their greatest season ever and everyone hates them for it because they employ an unrepentant rapist on a nine-figure salary 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why does the Braves' grass look like carpet remnants 010
Reposted by PolkPantherDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bro's trying to post through and getting savagely ratio'd 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna barf (from having to watch the Phillies another inning this season) 110
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listening to the WIP broadcast of the game and heard a Delco tourism commercial and I have never made this face harder in my lifestatic.klipy.comBarry's Skeptical LookALT: Barry's Skeptical Look 000
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People would be surprised to learn how many concussions swimmers get from hitting their heads on the wall 040
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Brad Lidge looks up from dusting off a fossil) ok I'll do it 010
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(longest sigh ever heard) go philsstatic.klipy.comBatman Sits Alone in the RainALT: Batman Sits Alone in the Rain 000
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well that was one of the worst defensive series I've ever seen the Eagles play, great start 000
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The best part of this video is that he didn't bother to imply the Flyers would ever be in the playoffs 020
Reposted by PolkPantherjim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just finished off a plate of world trade center building six nachos and a dozen benghazi wings and the men's room at Gay Hooters is full. 4392
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I see two cop cars 69ing so they can talkstatic.klipy.comSimpsons Abe SimpsonALT: Simpsons Abe Simpson 020
Reposted by PolkPantherBig Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward. 21560195
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He's going to announce the federal government's latest investment into a distressed asset (the Dallas Cowboys) 030
PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lamar threw an absolute piss missile there too goddamn 110
