iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026

Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026

The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

in the year 2040 Kiké Hernandez will be 49 years old and still will hit two homers in the playoffs

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/10/2026

best baserunning moment by a pitcher in MLB history

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Founders, repeatedly: so just to reiterate, and I cannot stress this enough, the president is absolutely not a king and can be removed, charged, or even executed if they start to do king things (250 years later) Alito: getting a lot of king vibes from this document

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“… and I’m all outta rule of law.”

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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 05/10/2026

Well that's weird, I was told that if Biden just threw Trump in prison, everything would be peachy keen.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

E.T. when I was 8 years old. (And then Twilight Zone The Movie on HBO 2 years later… the rabbit!!!)

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DHinrio @dhinrio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fascism in the '20s and '30s arose from military defeat, national trauma and extreme economic instability. Present-day fascism seems to arise from boredom, impatience and chronic public amnesia.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

6) Brazilian voters lived under a military junta within their lifetimes, so they uniquely understand the dangers of authoritarianism.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We call that 2072 situation an Impossible Germany.

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The subtext of the last 52 years finally becoming text.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pittsburgh Penguins ice hockey. Many are saying!

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok we need to go back to 4 playoff teams

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 01/10/2026

Do you think the pope knows what Chicago's playoff odds were on Opening Day, and is he mad about them if so?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Realizing the Mike Tomlin (William and Mary c/o 1994) might have known the members of Seven Mary Three (W&M c/o 1995).

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every time a left-handed person sees an actor on TV or in a movie writing with their left hand

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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It Happened

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026

like this is not the website for non-neurodivergent people! that's tiktok and threads! this is the website for weirdos who still enjoy text-based media in 2026!

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stay with me, but... excluding the pandemic-shortened 2020, there have been only 30 180-hit seasons so far this decade (21-26). The first six seasons last decade, 2010-15, there were *90* 180-hit seasons

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Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ignoring strike years/2020... .316 average is lowest to lead the majors ever 45 homers is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 116 RBI is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 119 runs scored is lowest total to lead majors since 2014 40 doubles is lowest total to lead majors since 1972

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m scrolling by the MLB leader skeets, and realized that there are no statistics in baseball anymore. 41 saves? 45 home runs? 116 RBIs? Nothing happens in this sport anymore!

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is it, the single worst take on music i’ve ever read in my life

Yep. It's fine to have not heard Choosin' Texas or any other song. But too many think it's a cool cognoscente move to profess ignorance of/disdain for "country crap"
The Nashville industrial complex makes the smartest pop music, period. Wit & craft are the defining Music Row values. Don't be a rube
Carl Wilson @carlzoilus.bsky.s... • 2h
Marissa's Rolling Stone piece made clear she knew why you may not have heard
"Choosin' Texas," 2026's biggest hit.
Her question was, why be aggressively
*proud of it? Sadly, she overstated it in that out-of-context quote. But all the over-the-top/"country sucks" reactions mostly support her point.

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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This whole thread is deranged. Country pop is terrible, pure commerce and reinforcing of the dumbest conservative social stereotypes to boot. Nobody has written a better country song than Mitski’s “Heat Lightning” this decade, probably since Kacey Musgraves’ “High Horse.”

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

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daveuram.bsky.social @daveuram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scott Franzke’s open on the Phillies Radio Network ahead of Game 2 between the Phillies and Rays

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’ve got to build it before China does.

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👻boovezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seen in Virginia

A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is a dril tweet

*Ace*
No
@Serene Necrosis
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It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sending this image back to 2016 to give everyone an aneurysm

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026

In fairness, nobody gave a fuck about your generation collectively. Boomers had to have commercials made to remind them to even check if yall were in the house by 10 o’clock every night. Im not shocked by this.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 21/09/2026

Tomorrow afternoon/evening (probably) is a new episode of @6zoneduo.com, the very good new national women's volleyball show from @amiejust.com and @erinsorensen.bsky.social. You'll love it and you can subscribe wherever you do such things 6zoneduo.com

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Six Zone Duo

A national women's volleyball podcast, hosted by award-winning journalists Erin Sorensen and Amie Just.

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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds

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