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@fintastique.bsky.social
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Mostly my opinions. Sometimes my Simpsons autism comes in handy and I can scrap up some likes by posting Troy McClure or something. letterboxd.com/fintastique

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More or less, E.U membership isn't worth joining if it isn't about rebuilding the british empire.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For all the armenian blowdart assasins out there.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what was wrong with his response?
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly I lost all respect for her. Genuinely unfathomable how one of the most important intellectuals of the last twenty years, therefore almost my whole life, could have failed her child this much.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think we have too. She intentionally put her kid in what sounds like a madhouse for ideological reasons and didn't realize her kid couldn't write or do math properly until the 4th grade. Afterwards she STILLLL didn't take her out.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yeah if macklemore being an anti-semite was a problem, he should have been blacklisted for that weird hasidic costume he did instead of his completely correct Gaza position.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is the god of auroras an incarnae and which book are they in?
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what are the auroral exalted?
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Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com · 18/06/2026
Starting to suspect my street is the US capital of mid-rise single-stair buildings. I didn’t pick it for that, I picked it because it was affordable! Turns out affordability just requires mid-rise single-stair.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
who could have predicted that donald trump would do a landlord special paintjob on the nation's monuments
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/06/2026
cannot wait for adult catholic convert freaks to reinvent protestantism from first principles
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think I have had my fill of Here’s How Bad Trump’s Hands Look. you can notify me if one of them falls off or becomes permanently enrobed in demon flame but otherwise no thanks
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Who keeps voting for labour?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Frederick Douglass: I don’t know, I guess the show sounds pretty good. You say the dog Brian can be heard and conversed with as if he were speaking in the tongue of man? Me: well he *is* speaking in the tongue of man but let’s move on, Joe is the neighbor and-
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I've got it. Let's allow the teens to use social media, but only use their wrong hand index finger for typing like Gen Xers. It's the fast two thumbs thing that makes it so easy for them to be nasty to each other.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
tough act to follow up on
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blkC...
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Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Tiny Apartment Full of Cats
YouTube video by Todd Bieber
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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pcrown @pixelatedcrown.com · 11/06/2026
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mn-...
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Is the AI Boom About to COLLAPSE?
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
IPOs from SpaceX, Anthropic and OpenAI - truly Hot Couch Investors have never had it so good. The time has come for divorced dads to put the money they got from selling their Funko Pops into the blender and setting it to liquify.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico: “I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas.  That’s why I'm supporting you.”
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
urban fisher or badlands lurker
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
libertarianism
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
image that only gets funnier as time passes
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✎𓂃joanna maciel @joannamaciel.com · 12/02/2026
persepolis da marjane satrapi
once again, i arrived at my usual conclusion: one must educate oneself.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/06/2026
we don't want to be global leaders in science and industry. we want to be the feudal lords of the chevy dealership
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ukraine, if you're listening...
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Broke= republicans and y'all queda are no longer conservatives so we shouldn't treat them as fellow civil participants. Woke= They have been evil forever and should never have been treated as hominids. Trump is just a unique catalyst for making them socially unexceptionable.
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
he really reminds me of the vizier character from the eagles throne.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In fairness he does kinda look like a Dumbledore impersonator.
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
a bugs life
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
New issue of Popeye, a Japanese menswear mag, looks great. It's a rare all-English edition and looks at how people from 18 different countries dress. Very aligned with my view of style: diversity and differences are good, and dress is a form of social language. Avail at Kinokuniya.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Mayor attends huge local sporting event and doesn't even get comped seats or sit in the best spot" is such a hilarious way to try to burn someone, really nypost.com/2026/05/22/u...
nypost.com
Mamdani quietly attends Knicks game — sitting in section where tickets cost around $700 or more
Mamdani, who didn’t list his attendance on his public schedule, posted a smiling photo inside the Garden with the caption “Knicks forever” only after the team’s win.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This Day in Labor History: May 23, 1861. Three slaves named Shepard Mallory, James Baker, and Frank Townsend fled to Fort Monroe, Virginia, to escape their master. Benjamin Butler, the politician turned Union officer, refused to return them. Let's talk the slave self-emancipation of the Civil War!
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't know how Catholics put up with all this base heresy. It would drive me nuts.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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fintastique.bsky.social @fintastique.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
bad bunny
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is peak boomer posting. How quickly some folks forget about Bad Bunny's halftime show or him canceling US tour dates so his fans don't get kidnapped by ICE
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/05/2026
Getting worried that what I post here isn’t influencing Rust Belt voters…
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