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FeltSalamander

@feltsalamander.bsky.social
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Feel free to call me Felt, Salamander, Mauve, or Tyler Cleveland fan, probably lurking in a Twitch stream somewhere He/him

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started playing right before the last season ended and haven't spent a cent on the game. I thought getting to master ball was supposed to be a challenge, but maybe that's only for champion tier. I appreciate the simplicity of training new Pokémon, but I'm kind of disappointed by the game overall.
A screenshot from Pokémon Champions showing the current season rank. The single battles rank is master ball rank 4, number 342340. The double battles rank is master ball rank 3, number 44481.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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ben @benrs.uk · 16/07/2026
gm
Which of the following items might help an HR professional drive employee retention and success?

• A ping-pong table. (the answer made to be correct)
• Additional responsibilities
• A raise in pay. (chosen by the user)
Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes of employee discontent.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.
'Blessed are the merciful' in a courtroom?
'Blessed are the peacemakers' in the Pentagon? Give me a break!
Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Larry Nance Jr’s shirt at tonight’s Cavs game
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/12/2025
There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2025
my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes
From me: Just watching Prager U's video "was Jesus a socialist?" that culminates in Jesus meeting a homeless man and getting him to set up a small business with the help of a wealthy investor.

And then it’s screengrabs of the action being depicted in the PragerU video
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What a way to go out
Screenshot showing that “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls is 2:53 long
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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/07/2025
I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/06/2025
this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
X's Timeline:
Heil Hitler
Threads' Timeline:
Algorithm, show me people doing business with artificial intelligence
Substack's Timeline:
Hi guys, I write and I'm really poor, send me money
Bluesky's Timeline:
Soon there will only be two religions left in the world: marijuana and ass
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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/05/2025
“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 23/05/2025
hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
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Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 🌭 | INDYCAR on FOX
YouTube video by INDYCAR On FOX
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Jonathon M. Floyd @jfloyd314.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.
A screenshot of a Twitter post from @StatisticUrban reading "Not the pope linking Snopes to argue with his crazy relatives on Facebook lol" and depicting a screenshotted Facebook conversation between Robert Prevost and Deb Prevost.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
jd vance is going to kill a second pope
feb 3 2025 tweet from robert prevost, who was just elected the new pope: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others"
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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.
Screenshot from Duolingo of 4 boxes showing user statistics
Upper left box - 2143 day streak with a shiny gold background
Upper right box - 704509 total XP
Lower left box - Diamond current league, week 163 on a diamond gradient background
Lower right box - 26 top 3 finishes
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This Fetterman profile, whew man
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/04/2025
“Do your own research”? Dawg you run the CDC, it is your job to do the research for us. You don’t get to act like a podcaster anymore. You are the dog who caught the mail truck.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL starter. by Deshaun Watson
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
NFTs from a couple of years ago are starting to succumb to link rot. Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone
tweet from user @starplatinumSOL with a pair of pictures, one of a group of NFTS with "image not found", the other being an earlier tweet advertising "CloneX #4594 by @RTFKTstudiosjust sold for 450 ETH ($1.25 MILLION!)" with a picture of a shitty cgi guy with an octopus hat. 

Tweet reads 
"Today the community found out the entire Clone X collection has no art

All images are blocked by Cloudflare

Even holders who spent millions can’t see their NFTs anymore

Pure disappointment

(9/9)"
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 25/04/2025
When I was writing about these pronatalist people this week I came across this anecdote from the Guardian about the guy In the CNN clip.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A two year old baby forced onto a plane by her government—our government. That’s what Ilan Wurman and Kurt Lash and their academic collaborators and defenders have been paving the way for with their bullshit articles. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
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Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’
The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
At long last someone has identified RFK Jr.'s support base: the 9% of people who have a favorable opinion of the Black Plague
Survey results of various medieval institutions, from castles to the Black Plague
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology. If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.
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Jim Henley Music @jimhenleymusic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
“Talking with the vice president helped the cardinal better understand the Book of Job,” said a Vatican spokesperson, who added that the Book of Job itself was not discussed.
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