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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

@drbourbonstein.bsky.social
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Chicago ex-pat. Waukegan hype-man. Cat Dad. Aspiring horologist. Lawn Guy™. Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler. He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 5h
Wordle lately is just picking evil words. Like, not by definition, but my structure. Today's is as bad as emcee.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 6h
Iiss Orion Pictures and pre 2008 New Line Cinema.
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 8h
Let me preface this by saying I love John Carpenter. But has anyone else noticed he's turning into old man David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China?
John Carpenter with a white mustache, dark, thick-rimmed glasses, and  wispy white hair on a mostly bald headDavid Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China with straggly white hair and a wispy beard
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 13h
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 11h
Look at her little shirt.
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Liz Tamny @etamny.bsky.social · 12h
GOT YOUR FINGER ON THE PULSE OF NOW, SIR
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 12h
Someone is high as balls right now.
A cat in a wrap with a cone.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's Wordle, whooo boy. I hope y'all's vocabulary is on point.
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rachel🎃kendra @rachelkendra.com · 02/10/2026
the solsbury hill needle drop is so funny
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
only six hours left! zoop.gg/c/posterboy
cover of my new book collection, POSTER BOY
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke up at 5:45am to interview Laymone here on @jortscenter.bsky.social about his experience being deported to Laos, a place he hasn’t been to since he was born, after being raised in New Iberia, Louisiana. Episode titled “Laosianna” should be out this afternoon.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank goodness. Now let's hope the biopsies come back good.
Surgery is done. She said everything went well, incision was able to closed pretty easily, and Loaf did fine under anesthesia. They are going to give her pain meds and watch her overnight. I’ll get a call in the morning with an update. 

I feel like I can breathe a little bit now 

Oh I'm gonna cry.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, our precious baby is getting a bilateral mastectomy. She just went in to surgery. If you can, keep her in your thoughts.
A small cat
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, I did run into a bar cat tonight. Her name is Luna.
A kitten poking her head out of a hoodie kangaroo pocket.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/YfDqR4fqIWE?...
youtu.be
Raymond Scott Quintette - Powerhouse - Hit Parade
YouTube video by VideosTimes2
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did someone mention Serengeti? youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY?...
youtu.be
Serengeti "Dennehy"
YouTube video by Audio8Recordings
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This shit is barbaric
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cat's going in to surgery tomorrow to remove... Something. Tumors, memory stones, cysts. We're not entirely sure. But I was tasked with making accessibility steps for her to get into bed and a chair post surgery. 2am overbuilding bullshit and Cutwaters.
Two sets of wooden steps with carpet treadsA cat upset that I cannot give her treats because she needs to fast for surgery An idiot bearded man drinking out of a can
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026
Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"
curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get fucked, Astros.
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 30/09/2026
New @firstthirstpod.com episode with @milesklee.bsky.social out now! Miles will also be joining us at First Thirst LIVE at the Elysian on October 7th! 🎟️ Get your tickets NOW (IRL and streaming available!) calendar.elysiantheater.com/shows/siri-d...
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOW ARE THEY SO BAD AT THIS
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is 45° too steep an angle to make for a cat ramp?
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 30/09/2026
Mustafa Ali added this in a quote tweet of Carlo:
Mustafa Ali
@MustafaAli_X
When the 205live boys had to sneak out to meet Pac, we just wanted to see our friend again. Our fearless leader. 

Pac wanted to meet us for something else. He told us that he wanted to apologize for leaving. That he felt he left us hanging. We had to assure him that we all supported him and him fighting the machine. Despite everything he was going through, he was thinking of us. 

As we said our goodbyes, Pac pulled me aside and said “Don’t let the rat bastards pull you down, bubba.”
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Nick, the Melanated Magician (they/them) @melanatedmagus.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
lol. Lmao even
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, fuck it. Drunk song recommendations. youtu.be/ZNGhOskiPng?...
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The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - This House Is Not Haunted
YouTube video by TheMenThatWillNotBe BlamedForNothing
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May be my favorite hip-hop songs of all time. Hits deep. Goddamn. youtu.be/_q5zNHNIewg?...
youtu.be
Aesop Rock - Blood Sandwich (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate today's (9/29) word because it's a fucking acronym, not a word. FUCK!
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wolfcop.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graphic of Rahm’s head and shoulder.

I covered up the police murder of a Black teen.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Leah Rose Kessler @leahrosekessler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is 2026’s “Hang in There” poster.
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Betty Cracker of Florida @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too on the nose: Trump diverted more than $1M that had been allocated to fix the leaky roof to a $4M+ project to paint the columns gold. Then cited the leaky roof as a “safety issue” to justify the spite closure.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, Chicagoland people. We have a couple friends who are in need of having their cat re-homed. If there's anyone willing to take on a lovely big boy named PeeWee, please reach out. He's apparently a little lover, and is 3. I'll add more info when I get it.
A black cat reclining.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really feel like there should be a different sauce than Da Bomb on Hot Ones. That sauce sucks. It's hot, but the taste is trash.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 1:16am, guess who's making poutine? Again.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A cat completely lost in the moment, enjoying itself on a boat. Original post
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
He did it, this is the final boss level of white people going can I say it?
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What would you do if you had a home across the street that was turned into an Airbnb whose current occupants have dogs that have been barking for 3 hours straight?
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Top Golf is a haven for extremists.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still think it's wild that you're allowed to make French toast from pound cake slices. What a world.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy
photo of a mocha-colored long-haired cat with amber eyes, being lifted up by a disembodied arm, full moon visible above amongst light clouds. the cat’s expression as it looks off-screen, is one of great intensity and portent
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Hi, I'm Mr. Beast! And with me are SEVEN HUNDRED of the righteous chosen! Can they immanentize the eschaton before time runs out!?"
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, I called off work today because someone had a vet visit that turned into a trip to the emergency room. So far, Loaf is fine, but she has some mammary masses that are going to get taken care of next week.
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