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Benedictine Funk

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Focused. Unshakened. Forward.

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Laura Seay @texasinafrica.bsky.social · 2h
The best thing you can do right now is stop obsessing over polls & sign up to knock on doors or make phone calls to Democratic voters with your local Democratic party.
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Kristen @narukamiknight.bsky.social · 23h
How many new removal spells have you added to your removal packages this year? Or are you just happy with the greatest hits? blog.cardkingdom.com/the-best-new...
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The Best New Removal and Board Wipes of 2026… So Far - Card Kingdom Blog
In the quest to maximize the efficiency and potency of our Commander decks, we’re always on the lookout for new removal options that offer the best bang for our buck. 2026 has been a great year for re...
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Vermont Republican establishment has to be, collectively, the dumbest group of people alive
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Guy who teaches @teachsf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keith Hernandez
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AO3 getting a filthy new tag soon
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to bed
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wild that he gets this coverage after he packed the Utah Supreme Court in order to try to prevent it from enforcing a referendum-passed gerrymandering ban to steal a congressional seat for the GOP (and disenfranchise his state's largest city)
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congrats to the Red Sox, mlb’s first 20 straight win team that was also a complete fraud
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a massive fistfight that spills out of their soundstage and onto the one where they're shooting spaceballs 2
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man these guys are bad at this
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
salem's lot is about how awful small towns can be at their worst. vampirism spread like a rumor.
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we just got mail from one of the dipshits running for state senate today and it's so bad i'm wondering if they're not trying to lose. one side is about how terrible vermont is and how desperately change is needed, the other side has the guy and phil scott hugging.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that vpr poll writeup should probably be reported to the scott campaign as an in-kind
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
burlington bari weiss is starting to feel the heat from janoo, he's now doing a deep dive into her thesis on the other site #vtpoli
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hallway scene in the raid
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky
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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Project Gutenberg just finished preserving your biography
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whenever people say “cancel culture isn’t real, it’s just facing the consequences of your actions” I think about all the people who were the target of the internet’s hate for things they didn’t do, or for things that had much more nuance. it can ruin lives, over things that often do not matter
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoa no way vpr isn’t covering the poll showing Phil Scott losing?
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 25/09/2026
Please rise for the Millenial National Anthem youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk?...
youtu.be
Modest Mouse - Float On (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MODESTMOUSEVEVO
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i've floated this grift a thousand times but my wife won't let me do it. good for her for cashing out tho
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep seeing skeptics here and that’s fine and reasonable but! There hasn’t been a poll showing him losing in 10 years I don’t think any poll has had him underwater with dems ever If Phil is even close to losing then that means every republican in every district should be terrified
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/09/2026
mfw the Nathan Fielder documentary You Can See Everything is rated R for "some graphic nudity"
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
real talk: phil has spent the last 10 years blaming everyone else for his own inaction and people are sick of it.
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phil Scott sucks, many people are saying #vtpoli
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
“mark halperin” is also the most nightmarish thing you could text me
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think alania is my favorite deck
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're wondering, I do keep a tab open with the star trek title generator JUST in case I NEED IT
a fake star trek title card that has "do you remember the 21st night of september" in place of the episode title
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when someone says "viewpoint discrimination" out loud it's a sign that they're cooking their brains on right wing media and if you care about them, you should intervene.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good lord what is happening in there www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
sfgate.com
Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phil Scott sucks, many people are saying #vtpoli
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Single White Nationalist
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Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh my god, the onion was right www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4mM...
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Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video
YouTube video by The Onion
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I refuse to believe that npr is staffed with the stupidest people alive, so all I’m left with is to believe that they like Tucker and want him to be successful
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy was one of the world’s biggest and must successful race-baiting grifters. I am so glad he has suddenly decided to stop being a grifter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is a wonderful turn of events!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will literally believe anything anyone tells me!!!!!
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t even make it to the fourth sentence before screaming YES YTA at my phone
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what’s not getting hit by a nor’easter is Montreal
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Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye to one of my favorite people and collaborators. I love you like a brother, Josh Cassara. See you at the Green Lagoon. I’ve posted a more elaborate goodbye on IG and FB…
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank god we're gonna get some new google results for "tommy tuberville mpreg senate speech"
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"new" policy positions like the same property rights agenda that republicans were pushing 100 years ago
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love how i can google "turning point girl who pooped herself" and it comes right up
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