iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also, for reason, I immediately went from ultra 1 to master 3. I thought there were more doubles than singles players out there. And my singles rank initially took a big hit from an ill-advised late night losing streak.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I started playing right before the last season ended and haven't spent a cent on the game. I thought getting to master ball was supposed to be a challenge, but maybe that's only for champion tier. I appreciate the simplicity of training new Pokémon, but I'm kind of disappointed by the game overall.

A screenshot from Pokémon Champions showing the current season rank. The single battles rank is master ball rank 4, number 342340. The double battles rank is master ball rank 3, number 44481.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you click on the Instagram name at the top of the app and select Following, you get a chronological timeline of posts from people you follow. I also find there are fewer ads this way too.

A picture of the Instagram app zoomed in on the top where it has the Instagram name. The name has been tapped and opened a drop-down list with two options: Following and Favorites.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You mean when he quit C-Sec for following the rules and went to live out his Punisher fantasies by killing people? Garrus wanted C-Sec to be more like ICE.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I guess I need to figure out how to comment on YouTube streams without doxxing myself since it loves using my Gmail info.

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ben @benrs.uk · 16/07/2026

Which of the following items might help an HR professional drive employee retention and success?

• A ping-pong table. (the answer made to be correct)
• Additional responsibilities
• A raise in pay. (chosen by the user)
Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes of employee discontent.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.
'Blessed are the merciful' in a courtroom?
'Blessed are the peacemakers' in the Pentagon? Give me a break!
Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...

bsky.app

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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Larry Nance Jr’s shirt at tonight’s Cavs game

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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/12/2025

There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.

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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

oh my god

Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"

Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2025

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes

From me: Just watching Prager U's video "was Jesus a socialist?" that culminates in Jesus meeting a homeless man and getting him to set up a small business with the help of a wealthy investor.

And then it’s screengrabs of the action being depicted in the PragerU video

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I'd have to check if it's deck compatible, but I've been playing the Murder is Game Over games this week. Pretty casual sub-2 hour murder mystery games. Your dog finds all of the clues.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

A few months ago the software architect on my team said in a meeting that ChatGPT makes him lazy because he uses it for everything. I was floored that someone would be so dumb to admit that they bring nothing of value to the job in front of their coworkers.

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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S:

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

What a way to go out

Screenshot showing that “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls is 2:53 long

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I stopped using Duolingo when they laid people off to pivot towards AI, but I know people who quit even before then from regular product updates. It felt like every update was a negative one.

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/07/2025

I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/06/2025

this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

X's Timeline:
Heil Hitler
Threads' Timeline:
Algorithm, show me people doing business with artificial intelligence
Substack's Timeline:
Hi guys, I write and I'm really poor, send me money
Bluesky's Timeline:
Soon there will only be two religions left in the world: marijuana and ass

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?

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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Apparently Pokémon speed runs are something like 30 minutes faster because of less lag. It's basically a $500 performance patch for 3 year old games.

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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/05/2025

“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 23/05/2025

hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this youtu.be/mMab9343WVA

youtu.be

Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 🌭 | INDYCAR on FOX

YouTube video by INDYCAR On FOX

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I only started playing this month, so most cards are new for me. Even with the duplicates, this was easily the best pull I've had. I was surprised to have a rare pack already.

Picture of a 5 card pack opening from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket
First card is a new Rapidash 1 star
Second card is a new Machamp EX 2 star
Third card is a new Charizard EX 2 star
Fourth card is another Charizard EX 2 star
Fifth card is a Sabrina 2 star

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Jonathon M. Floyd @jfloyd314.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.

A screenshot of a Twitter post from @StatisticUrban reading "Not the pope linking Snopes to argue with his crazy relatives on Facebook lol" and depicting a screenshotted Facebook conversation between Robert Prevost and Deb Prevost.

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

feb 3 2025 tweet from robert prevost, who was just elected the new pope: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others"

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FeltSalamander @feltsalamander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.