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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remember sliding a crisp fiver in the change machine and receiving a bounty of quarters/tokens for the arcade? No greater feeling in the world.
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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's fun to sit on the Greenway between panels at #cvg2026 and listen to World Cup fans cheer at Brit's Pub.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The call the ambulance but not for me meme, but it's the New York Knicks
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An Space Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Tear down all the monuments, rip out all the gold, rename the airports, put roses in the fucking rose garden. That's the platform I vote for. Hard-core radiation therapy for the whole country, and erase this bullshit so we can restart as cleanly as possible.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The most corrupt administration of all time. They’re using your tax dollars to reward insurrectionists.  Insanity.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Anyway I think we should ban short-form video platforms because the people who rely on them for their information act perpetually concussed
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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wild advance in St. Paul. Wolves advance in Minneapolis. The Cities Sweep is complete. What a night!
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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Vinyl, separate, and a recent discovery, copilot.
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not a very good mentalist.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
so a rando pulled off what dozens of reporters were unwilling to do: get this shit canceled
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
😍
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is not ok. Invoke the 25th amendment. Impeach. Remove. This unhinged lunatic must be removed from office.
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!
Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is the kind of clean fun I support on 4/1. And it's real!
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Makes sense that Trump bought his whole cabinet clown shoes.
A close-up photo of the Oxford shoes that Donald Trump bought for Secretary of State Marco Rubio. The shoes are clearly too big for his feet.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸
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Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Bored of Peace
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026
Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
Picture via a CNN reporter of a banner with Trump’s face going up on outside of DOJ building
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Haha 🤣
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
People who think their only political tool is withholding their vote are people who haven’t bothered to engage in politics. It’s not a real tool, it persuades nobody of anything but to ignore you. Almost anything else you did would have a better chance of achieving your ends.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Who decided to call it Epstein Island instead of Kid Rock? ahh I'm sorry
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this
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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
people not in MN cannot comprehend how hating ICE is now a core cultural component of being Minnesotan. it’s babe the big blue ox, loons, hot dish, and ICE OUT NOW
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ok aside from the fact that this banger of a halftime show is going to give the right wing a collective heart attack, which is fucking awesome, how about the technical wizardry that went into that one camera take through the hedge maze
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Jared @featuringjared.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hang it in the Louvre
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MN Mike @fiveman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
10/10 ICE protest sign
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.
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Tim Crist a.k.a. Shoebox @wormquartet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The debut EP from my new band Dead Rat Disco is available today on Bandcamp: deadratdisco.bandcamp.com Hitting the streaming services and such next Friday.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The morning after mass layoffs, The Washington Post publishes this as their lead editorial. The owner and publisher clearly have no idea why they are losing subscribers. Meanwhile they have destroyed a storied brand. Support independent media. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yes his brain is both smooth and worm-eaten. But also in his world anything short of death is fine, and even death is just like ugh why are we still talking about this
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Take the rest of them with you. We need ICE out of Minnesota. Period.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 03/02/2026
Bovino needs to go. Noem needs to go. Miller needs to go. But firing or impeaching any of these people will not unilaterally change what’s happening in Minnesota. That’s why Congress needs to exert some muscle over DHS/ICE funding.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 02/02/2026
twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 02/02/2026
People are still being profiled. People are still being wrongfully detained. People still can’t go to work or school out of fear.   Do not look away and do not buy any political spin coming out of DHS.   ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 02/02/2026
Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Democrats in Congress need to immediately appoint an adhoc bicameral working group to organize civil society and the legal community to stop Trump's ongoing desecration of our national monuments and the Capital. This has gone too far. Congress must step up and fight.
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Jayhawk @jayhawk22.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Trump is going to tear down another iconic DC building because it doesn't specifically honor himself, and the entirety of the government and media is just going to stand by and let it happen with barely a word.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 31/01/2026
We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015 Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.
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Dave Rupert @davatron5000.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hey, um… get off X. They monetize societal division and amplify hate. Posting content there gives people a reason to stay and you enable their brainwashing and revisionism. One of the greatest things you can do right now is help unplug the billionaire machine and eject from the attention economy.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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