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wrecktember

@wreckonrails.com
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Atlantan, Yellow Jacket, resident of the Greater EDSBS Co-Prosperity Sphere. Web developer, runner, waiting to be hurt by CFB again every fall. Previously known as @dotwreck at the bird site.

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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 15h
Never should’ve let the robits think they could play baseball
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 16h
This is a weird pitching change, I don’t like this
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 16h
Oh come the fuck on
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 16h
ahahahahahahahahahaha eat it Bryce
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 17h
urghrgrghrgh
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 23h
My team is in a potential postseason series clinching scenario today and it is *maybe* the 5th most stressful thing I have going on, please let me off this ride
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
NEVER IN DOUBT
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
AUSTIN!
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
Some “PS5 said fuck you, you lose this game” shit this inning
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
Sale’s giving us everything we could ask for here, time for the bats to wake up
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
This game is already on drugs, and not the good ones
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
It’s playoff time God help us all
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 29/09/2026
Bought new running shoes today and they’re solid white, which I hate, but sadly I’ve reached the point in my life where sometimes fashion has to take a back seat to fit
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 28/09/2026
Not even 11 AM on Monday and I already feel like shutting down for the week I’d be happier about my random just-because PTO day tomorrow if not for the fact that I now seem to end up completely out of the loop at work every time I miss a day
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 27/09/2026
This, it appears, was the right call.
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 27/09/2026
Programming note: I will not be staying up for the game tonight. That thing’s gonna finish at 2 AM and I got shit to do tomorrow. If I’m gonna be pissed about the result I’m at least gonna do it on decent sleep
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
“Impressive opening drive engineered by Buster Faulkner and Aaron Philo” Dammit, why did I turn on this game and subject myself to this?
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
The Buckeyes beat Illinois, representing the only time a turtle will be a symbol of triumph in the B1G this year
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
Now I just want to see this game go to overtime at 0-0 and have Franklin recreate the Beamer reaction GIF
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
Deconflict deez nuts, imo
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
It looks miserable in Chestnut Hill It also seems to be raining heavily
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
Crofty: “Russell’s having a great day, nothing can go wrong for him!” Russell radio: “Hey, uh, FYI, I just scraped the wall”
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 26/09/2026
Baku might be my favorite of the street circuits, for the views if nothing else
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 25/09/2026
I miss my car, I’m so tired of driving around this rental tank
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
44-11, close enough
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Defense is getting Pickled out there, tough scenes
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
lolololololololol
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Justice has been delivered
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Two Jick Rackson commercials sandwiching an Arch spot? The hell did I do to you, ACCN?
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Right on track!
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Also our starting center being out for this game is really showing right now
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
With as much shit as the refs have fucked up on this drive, y’all can let them get this wrong too, call it a TD
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 19/09/2026
Tech is gonna win this game 42-10 and look like slow roasted ass while doing it
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 18/09/2026
Well, the FedEx delivery I have to sign for is already an hour past the window, but at least now the power’s out too
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 18/09/2026
Luckily for everyone around Fran Brown, this rain means he’s getting washed no matter the outcome
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
15 miles done blow up the sun
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
OK, gotta do a long run tomorrow (tip: never train for a marathon during football season), so that’ll be my exit ramp
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
The worst part is that this is staying *just* close enough that I can’t give up on it even though I know I should
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Boy, that’s a dumb penalty, lol
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
YOU ARE ON THE FOURTEEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Tech?
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
lol, y’all gave up a TD to this offense
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Let’s just end the game there, I don’t think we really need to keep going after this
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Alberto, buddy
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
I’m gonna have to run down the street at halftime to buy more Pringles, huh?
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
That’s the end of the first quarter, and an opportunity to remind you that tonight’s live-skeeting is sponsored by Pringles, because everything turned around when I grabbed the can out of the pantry Unfortunately, I have just reached the bottom of the can
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for completing a whole season with only non-offensive touchdowns
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Not shut out!
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
I really think Haynes is as advertised, but we’re not gonna be able to see it because this line gives him NOTHING
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wrecktember @wreckonrails.com · 13/09/2026
Well, at least I’ll make it to bed on time tonight
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