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Dashiell Bennett

@dashiell.bsky.social
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New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it's all about creating an alternate reality where your enemies are perpetually Owned, but this is pretty pathetic, especially for a senator
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to imagine a universe in which I would be happy to see any of these teams win the World Series. Can't really picture it!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Again, it's exciting to see everyone outside of New York finally learn about Trump's unique style of "real estate development"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The next administration must bring all these people back
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Human innovation is an unceasing marvel
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone should call the FBI!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wild statistic I just read: 97.99 percent of all email traffic now is just security codes so you can log into websites you already have a password for
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, instead of an EP she's selling 3 CDs with exactly one song it??
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaron judge makes millions of dollars why does he need a loan from the federal government
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol ok. I feel whole again!
An alert from Venmo telling me that I have received $37.42 from "Oracle Data Privacy Settlement Administrator"
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The air traffic controller who answered is definitely from Philly. Sound on.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Tigers were fortunate to have one best stadium names paid for by a corporation and now they will trade it in for one of the absolute worst
mlb.com
Tigers' ballpark name changed to Fifth Third Park
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not content to block bus lanes in midtown Amazon is now just straight up parking at bus stops. (It's UNGA week btw. Cops on literally every corner)
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most of this is fantasy, but honestly I think the main (and possibly only) thing we need to do is make it explicit that companies are legally liable (with real punishments) for any damage their AIs cause. You have to make being wrong more expensive than being careful
nytimes.com
Opinion | Bernie Sanders, Steve Case and Others on What Washington Should Do Now on A.I.
How can the government reel in the technology? Here are six ideas.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still don't get how an active pro athlete is able to say, "hey, you should bet on my games" and get paid for it
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, Jets. No, Jets.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a new one: Watching Packers-Jets on NY Fox 5 but the audio for the last few minutes is the feed from the Vikings-Bears
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who’s making the Free Bonnie Slotnick tshirts bc I urgently need one evgrieve.com/2026/09/line...
evgrieve.com
Line tensions boil over: East Village bookseller Bonnie Slotnick arrested outside Harry Styles pop-up on 2nd Street
EV Grieve is the leading news, entertainment and lifestyle blog about the East Village of New York City.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't wait to see WHALEFALL. I bet the whale eats the hell out of that guy🐳
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Should we read anything into the fact that Notre Dame's jersey patch sponsor is SoFi and Michigan State's is the MSU Federal Credit Union?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My first time at Dodger Stadium. Gives me no pleasure to report... it's pretty nice
A photo of Dodger Stadium taken from the first base side looking out towards the left field stands. The sun is low and the sky is clear and perfect
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great point that letting Pete go was one of the rare personnel decisions that was completely obvious in *foresight* not hindsight. Literally anyone could have told you (and did!)
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done, sir, you invented NATO
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On a scale from "low-key vibe" to "non-stop rager," I give the new CRJ album a rating of "chill sitch"
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I was the Lions I would simply tackle Josh Allen
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First pitch at the Angels game and the crowd is... sparse
A look at the third base side of Angel Stadium at the state of a baseball game and about 80% of the seats are empty
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sorry who did what now
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Live your life in a such way that Ms. Rachel doesn't publicly call you out as a coward" -- ancient internet proverb
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never in doubt!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is OUR year.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Michigan State always has good running backs" People will say anything on the Big Ten Network. No, they don't. That isn't true.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
$7.5 billion pays for a lot of football stadium clocks....
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, in junior high, struggling to learn a ridiculous mnemonic: "God, when could I possibly need to know this totally useless information" Me, playing Learned League 30 years later: "Oh, snap"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Netflix has at least 4 of these @illegal53nyc.bsky.social trucks illegally parked on Washington Sq Park, but I guess if we get Red Notice 2 out of it, it will be worth it
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I was on the border of one of these two countries I would probably want to stay on their good side!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once a summer, I buy a single bleacher ticket at Yankee Stadium (to see the Tigers) and then spend the entire offseason deleting emails from people trying to sell me season tickets. In the Legends section! No wonder they haven't won a title in nearly two decades
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No, they should say that if THEY get control of Congress they will make it $5,001
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I glad the first game is a Super Bowl rematch because I can't remember what happened in the Super Bowl this year
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The "Obamaphone" was a years-long fake scandal but at some people actually got phones out of it
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*TRUMP PROMISES $5,000 PAYMENT TO US ADULTS IF GOP WINS MIDTERMS wat.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the way
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MLB: "Someone who knows about salary caps please help me, my economy is dying" Also MLB: "It will cost you $3,000,000,000 to get in on this action, line starts over there"
espn.com
Breaking down the candidates for MLB's next expansion teams
After the next CBA is signed, an expansion committee won't be far away. Who are the top contenders for an MLB team?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The pressure has been building on this particular crisis for some time but looks like it's maybe about burst
nytimes.com
Employer Health Costs Are Expected to Spike in 2027 (Gift Article)
A new U.S. survey anticipates an average increase of 11 percent unless benefits are cut, the highest rate in decades. Other findings also predict a sharp rise.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seems like the solution the Clock Situation is that when it's obvious that the game is over -- because everyone in the stadium and watching it at home saw that the game was obviously over -- then at that point the refs need to get together and recognize that the game is over!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western being way more gracious than anyone needs or wants them to be. They should put in their official records that they are 1-0 and dare someone to make them change it
espn.com
Western Michigan president: Nothing 'unfair' with last play
A day after the Broncos' last-second loss to Michigan, Western Michigan president Russ Kavalhuna said Sunday he didn't "discern anything unfair" with the Big Ten's replay decision that put an extra second on the clock, leading to the Wolverines' victory.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
It wasn't even particularly close.
Time is expired and nobody has touched the ball.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't forget the missed facemask and the running into the punter that weren't called too!
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