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Matt Femrite

@fattmemrite.bsky.social
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Analyst in the poker world these days.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think it's possible to screw up this badly in any other sport.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 14/10/2025
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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is that...is that supposed to be an argument against healthcare
Darline Graham, new Republican candidate for Senate in South Carolina, told a crowd last night that government-run health care is a terrible idea and then told everyone her parents had to work at their liquor store even if they were sick, and her mother and father died when she was 11 and 12, respectively. Apparently as an argument against healthcare.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/08/2026
Northeast Minneapolis excellence
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welp, this season's toast. RIP
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 27/08/2026
"...the money, which was supposed to be used to provide health insurance for poor children, was instead hastily passed through multiple organizations before eventually landing in the bank accounts of two political action committees and the Republican Party of Florida." yeah that's just theft
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Grand jury finds DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money to Hope Florida
A Florida grand jury found the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money for political purposes.
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anotha one
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Stow police department cuts ties with Flock Safety after determining officer used system to find personal info, officials say - The Boston Globe
The town removed its last Flock camera earlier this month, officials said.
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If a race is really close the candidates should have to get married
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
basically every word he said here is Interesting
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 13/07/2026
The Buckthorn Removal Singles Club meets every Sunday at a Minneapolis park to remove invasive plant species and create connections.
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Twin Cities singles trade dating apps for buckthorn removal
The Buckthorn Removal Singles Club meets every Sunday at a Minneapolis park to remove invasive plant species and create connections.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/07/2026
This reminds me of how I feel about Game of Thrones where a bunch of ostensibly big deal things are happening and it just sort of feels like nothing is actually going on
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Corporate welfare baybeeeeeee
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RIP Brooklyn Nets
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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not going to watch the ceremonies or whatever, but let's remember to give Mike Brown his flowers. It's easy to blame Mitch/Spurs' young players, but Mike Brown made pretty consistently great decisions with his players, on inbounds plays, on "the chess match", on the vibes, and he's a likable dude
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Even OKC in 2012 had two postseasons to pull from. Spurs just kind of...did it.
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The Kings Herald @thekingsherald.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Congrats to the coach of the Beam Team (Mike Brown), the best player on the Beam Team (De’Aaron Fox), and the steady hand of the Beam Team (Harrison Barnes) for making the NBA Finals.
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Shai's been A+ and they're still down 9 at home 🪦
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/05/2026
lmfao
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Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Reviewers in two groups were given identical resumes for Emily Clarke and James Clarke and told they had used AI. Emily's was 2x as likely to raise doubts about competence. "She can't even write a CV herself." But James "just needed a bit of help." fortune.com/2026/05/10/i...
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AI generated identical resumes for a man and a woman: Hers was more likely to be labeled 'weak,' while his got a 97% approval rating | Fortune
“If people believe they will be judged more harshly for using AI, they are less likely to adopt it—regardless of their capability."
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
FIRE helped achieve this just and appropriate result for this First Amendment violation. Credit is due.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Becoming a sports "insider" means swallowing all conscience and dignity for the tiniest morsels of access. You end up saying the dumbest stuff about the grossest people for the right to break contract details 10 minutes ahead of your competitors.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
To the team that traded for me despite all my sex crime allegations and paid me a ridiculous sum of money while I sucked ass the entire time: I forgive you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kinda defeats the point of having a grand jury if you can just boot everyone who didn’t want to indict, keep everyone who did, and keep trying until you get the result you want.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"And in what way does firing people from the Post make people more likely to pay for the Post?" That obvious follow-up question is strictly forbidden under capitalism.
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Play it Kul @playitkul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wouldn't be able to leave my house if people were talking about me like this. Just devestating.
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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lol
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The level of AI and sports betting promos DURING NBA games can fuck right off?
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
So tired of these losers.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Klobuchar giving an assist to the Minnesota Republican Party. Useless. The moderates are useless.
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EHB on BET @ehbforbet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I am extremely troubled by the amount of standby pay issued to MPD officers during Operation Metro Surge. MPD data shows some officers were paid nearly 24 hours per day for 32 days straight, while dozens were paid 8-12 extra hours each day while we stood out in the cold protecting our neighbors. 1/
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 06/05/2026
Possible tornadoes and a flood, but they’re still voting to nullify Black representation. It’s a tidy encapsulation of the history of southern racial politics: whites in power caring more about repressing Black people than about their own lives and welfare.
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Democratic women are more likely than Republican men to say they could win a fight with Donald Trump
Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? (%)


Bar chart shows the following think they would win in a fight vs Trump

Dem men: 82%
Dem women: 71%
Independent men; 69%
Independent women: 46%
Republican men: 46%
Republican women: 19%
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online
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Matt Femrite @fattmemrite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ant with no knees is still good enough to delude me into thinking I still have mine.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/05/2026
Everything you think is bad and dumb with sports betting is 100x worse with prediction markets. The entire premise is a sucker bet.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if you ever feel constrained by the dictum not to speak of ill of the dead, this is a great moment to share your memories of what an abomination Rudy Giuliani is — as in this reminder of his consumate awfulness long before he made himself an absolute grotesque for Trump
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Howard Beck @howardbeck.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Now 7-0, making this the most definitive Game 7 stat of all time.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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