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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wow, that was probably the most dramatic conflict of exceptional talents that George Lucas has ever overseen

The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Country appreciator here. Choosin' Texas is slop. I don't know or care whether it's AI. I just know that someone along the chain must've said to a human or a robot: "Write a hit song like Tennessee Waltz. Make no mistakes."

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Madison and Seattle and Panama are but among the most prominent subisthmuses, mere ligaments, on the great pan-American isthmus, oceans astride us as we collectively tread, sometimes gently, into our inevitable Patagonian oblivion

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow, just had a persimmon. Wow. That was a shockingly unpleasant experience. Goddamn. All of the autumn bother of a pumpkin project with none of the soul or earthy stench, just the astringent vacuousness of a cynical protein bar consumed 3 years after its best-by date.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gale brought coffee to his interview and it won him Walter White's acclaim and camaraderie. Gale basically sealed the deal with that coffee gambit, because it showed initiative and innovation in his field of expertise, along with attention to detail.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kraft is supposed to make macaroni and cheese, not Macklemore displeased!

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I always find it really obnoxious when people praise that one Soviet guy who defiantly saved the world from a devastating nuclear exchange. Oh, so just because I didn't do that, you're implying i'm less notable, less praiseworthy, etc.? What the fuck? What is with all this negative energy from you?

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

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Grizzlam @happybirthday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The memgrizz today announced the following medical update for Zach Edey:

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Jesse Myerson @jessemyerson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

25 years ago today, Barbara Lee cast the House’s love vote against the Afghanistan AUMF, to this day perhaps the most courageous act I have ever seen an elected official perform.

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"wow, everyone knew this already" is such a cynical, annoying and unfortunately extremely common response to tech news. assuming your privacy is being violated and proving that it is are two very different things, and the latter is the result of hard work and rigorous reporting

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Really think the Packers should've just taken the three points there.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

love when you get a situation where both players can serve-and-volley. always a delicate balance to get that right (if a player can mostly dominate with their serve, it doesn't happen, see: Shelton's last couple matches or the women's finals), but it's aesthetically-pleasing tennis

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You're allowed to say "please" and "thank you" in the supercilious/exhausted pan-Euro voice of a tennis chair umpire around the house while the US Open is happening. Do not let your spouse tell you any different.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Zverev just broke Shelton's ankles lol

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

new to soccer so it's really funny to think for the first time about the practical dynamics of promotion and relegation. The Spurs are literally only in the Premier League because they beat Everton twice last season

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't like this showboating by Shelton. It's arbitrary, empty, perfunctory. Oh, you're happy you won a point? Is the tennis player happy about winning a point? Who is this random and why should any of us be happy for his success?

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Don't tell Gen Alpha about tennis; they will lose every set 6-7.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

completely separate from anything related to Vance: a 17% increase over 40 years seems like pretty thin gruel. i don't think you have to be a Marxist (or even, strictly speaking, an anti-capitalist!) to find that extremely underwhelming, and possibly not worth the squeeze of reduced labor power

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

very funny to read Ha-Joon Chang's Bad Samaritans completely debunk the "mimicry" myth (and its racist premises) wrt a developing economy--"mimicry" is simply a middle stage in every country's successful industrialization--then watch China become an industrial titan, exactly as he said

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Something I love about this is that it almost definitionally implies that "Happy Kirkday" was collectively considered and rejected.

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

look, the fact is, a lot of swing voters looooove torturing the omelas kid. they want to put more kids in the hole, actually, yeah. but not YOUR kid--oh, okay. well. still, big picture, thinking about the electoral map--

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Godwin's Law is dead. Today, you lose when you start talkin like an anime villain

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Homeowners be like: "You never really understand that spiders kill flies until you own your own home." and I'm sitting there seething because I knew that already.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Alcaraz is the most relatable tennis player

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it's sometimes helpful to think of this term as being a sort of "Bad Presidential Bingo" where Trump seeks to recreate every bad idea every prior president even had. this week: the Whiskey Rebellion!

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wendell Berry is such a good writer. I remember I read an essay or two by him like 15 years ago on organic farming and it was the most sensible thing I think I'd ever read. I'm reading some essays by him and I'm only more impressed. (Audiobook is read by Nick Offerman, which I just think is neat)

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Catherine Dulac @dulaclab.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry: a great poem for troubled time...

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phylan @phylan.website · 02/09/2026

I accept full responsibility for a bunch of assholes that weren't me who fucked up and it's their fault,

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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should do the Clippers TV show again

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoa, 700 grand? The Raptors are going to have to throw in some equity from the Leafs under the table to make him whole. I just hope they do right by Kawhi.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know I'm just preaching to the choir here, but I cannot get over how much mainstream discourse on 🇮🇱/🇵🇸 insists on framing it entirely as a theoretical or abstract philosophical issue, instead of a conflict over whether a state should be allowed to deny self-government to 33% of its population.

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Slay the Spire 2 Sex Mods 🍉 @meadowatlast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They're doing time decay RAPM on videogames now

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I've joked that since I started working out, I get more rest days than ever before. The thing is, this is true for everything. Diets, hard work, sobriety, ethical commitments, social obligations -- the best part of virtue is that you can unilaterally pursue a little vice once in a while, as a treat.

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The Joke Calculator @dewno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"How do you know when you're ready to sit down and write?" KAZUO ISHIGURO: "Hmm, good question. First of all, I figure out how sad I can make someone. Then I work backwards from that. My goal is always to emotionally devastate an android or person. If I don't have that, it's not ready, yet."

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Nancy @bristlesage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Wendell Berry I think of most often, "The Vacation".

Once there was a man who filmed his vacation.
He went flying down the river in his boat
with his video camera to his eye, making
a moving picture of the moving river
upon which his sleek boat moved swiftly
toward the end of his vacation. He showed
his vacation to his camera, which pictured it,
preserving it forever: the river, the trees,
the sky, the light, the bow of his rushing boat
behind which he stood with his camera
preserving his vacation even as he was having it
so that after he had had it he would still
have it. It would be there. With a flick
of a switch, there it would be. But he
would not be in it. He would never be in it.

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